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Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Sophizzy(f): 5:10pm On Aug 17, 2011
This is my first attempt to post a joke so pleeeeeeeeease you guys, be nice.  cry  sad  kiss

Okay, here goes:

Boy asks his dad the meaning of Confident and Confidential. . .
Dad tells: U are my son, I'm Confident
Your friend too is my son, that's Confidential. . .  wink
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by chiefkpokp(m): 8:02pm On Aug 17, 2011
I will pardon u becos its ur first time, next time if u drop dis rubbish for here, i go fall ur hand
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by dani1luv: 8:11pm On Aug 17, 2011
Try harder!! wink
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by olawalebabs(m): 8:27pm On Aug 17, 2011
Abeg you try at least you get pass. Some people no go still graduate.
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by ARareGem(f): 8:48pm On Aug 17, 2011
Not bad, Sister.
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by bingbagbo(m): 8:52pm On Aug 17, 2011
I dont understand ur story oooo!
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by ARareGem(f): 9:01pm On Aug 17, 2011
^^
You're joking, right?
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by bingbagbo(m): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2011
DO u understand it?
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by oderemo(m): 9:28pm On Aug 17, 2011
dry as bin crapgbo jokes.
some1 pass me my dry gin 4 a minute.
sip likle.
next.
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by StudioCFR(m): 9:39pm On Aug 17, 2011
Sophizzy . . .

I know dis is your first joke . . . But please let it be the LAST

*reading your joke is like reading a text book*
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by ARareGem(f): 9:46pm On Aug 17, 2011
Bin, come on!

See the scene:
Bin walks up to his son, Chukudi, and says, 'Chuks, u r my son, I'm confident (in ur mother).'
Bin also adds,' Chuks, ehm, Studio ur friend, is also my son. But that's confidential (info cos u've been sleepn around).

Get it?
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by bingbagbo(m): 10:18pm On Aug 17, 2011
The first was even better.
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by StudioCFR(m): 10:21pm On Aug 17, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Sophizzy(f): 5:18pm On Aug 18, 2011
dani1luv:

Try harder!! wink

Go jor.

ARareGem:

Not bad, Sister.

chiefkpokp:

I will pardon u becos its your first time, next time if u drop dis rubbish for here, i go fall your hand

olawalebab:

Abeg you try at least you get pass. Some people no go still graduate.

Thank you jireh.

And as for Bin, Studio and Ode, I said be nice, sheesh.  cry  embarassed
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Nobody: 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2011
which people dey post all these rubbish here, mttcheewwww , make i no see this kin thing here again, just wasted my 5mins angry angry angry angry
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by StudioCFR(m): 8:20pm On Aug 18, 2011
hehehehe grin
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by BossTtdiamonds(m): 8:29pm On Aug 18, 2011
@poster. . . . . .sorry to bust your bubbles. . . . . .but I'm not impressed. . . . . . . . . . . . .@poster. . . . . .sorry to bust your bubbles. . . . . .but I'm not impressed. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Sophizzy(f): 6:12pm On Aug 19, 2011
Whatever. . .  undecided

You guys should not worry ehm, I've already re-joined the labour joke-readers market.  tongue
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by StudioCFR(m): 10:33pm On Aug 19, 2011
good
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Brunel(m): 6:56am On Aug 20, 2011
Sophizzy:

Whatever. . .  undecided

You guys should not worry ehm, I've already re-joined the labour joke-readers market.  tongue
plz don't b discouraged, itz ur lyf. Bsyds wat dyu hv 2lose?
Dem haters dont know u except on NL, just try harda
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by tanimz(f): 10:42am On Aug 20, 2011
Hehe, it's a kele kele something. wink
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Nobody: 7:46pm On Aug 21, 2011
Lol Nice Joke Sophy

Some Waec seaters wont jxt get the Joke! grin
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Idowuogbo(f): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2011
sophizzy my correct waffi babe dis ur 123 joke no provide d laugh wey i dey find o . Put in more effort next time u hia


Areaaaaa!!!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by StudioCFR(m): 7:54pm On Aug 21, 2011
but idowu u nor be waffi now

lol
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by Idowuogbo(f): 7:59pm On Aug 21, 2011
^ it no matter if i no b waffi na , as long i fit involve den evrytin go sangolo wink cheesy cheesy
Re: Difference Between Confident And Confidential by mikymouse1(m): 8:48pm On Aug 21, 2011
grin grin grin too funny, don't joke wit a joke next time

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