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Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by LagosShia: 11:00am On Aug 24, 2011
frosbel:

Okay so it is not raisins then, grin grin grin grin grin

ALLAH Muhammad is SEX MAD , that's why his heaven is one of S.EX o.rgies and alcohol binging , obviously with some milk and dates to calm things down. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Please GOD open the eyes of these beloved blind creatures of yours !!!

frosbel:

ALLAH does not exist !!!!


ISLAM is a lie invented by Muhammad and his imagination called ALLAH !


you're talking trash! grin
you're trash!!! grin grin

your father is trash!!!! grin grin grin
your mother is trash!!!!! grin grin grin grin

your bible is trash and everything you believe in is also trash!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
you're a bas.tard,and son of a bas.tard!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

you are like your father,the devil,you evil and adulterous generation according to the words of Jesus!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

shebi you sabi throw insults?oya now,lets go!!!
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nezan(m): 11:31am On Aug 24, 2011
LOL at 'eternal erections', waoh! Sounds like a sex orgy.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by LagosShia: 11:54am On Aug 24, 2011
"Bible Verses Churches Conceal From Your Ears":
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-743341.0.html
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Sweetnecta: 2:50pm On Aug 24, 2011
@Frosbel; « #28 on: Today at 09:06:10 AM »
[Quote]Quote from: Sweetnecta on Today at 12:04:39 AM
@Thehomer; « #26 on: Today at 11:21:45 PM »Allah does not restrict Paradise to only martyrs. Every muslim, male of us and female of us shall enter Paradise inchaAllah, except the people who refuse it for themselves; the non muslims and hypocrites if Allah does not will to forgive them foe their hypocrisy.

raisin is from grapes and thats no hourin,

what you should have asked is what will a woman in Paradise get?

her husband will be her male hourin, because families are reconnected together.

if a woman enters and her husband is in hell, she will have her own male hourin created for her.

dont forget that even in this life, a single muslim woman has choices of mate from the pool of muslim men who have not have the 4 mates yet. Whereas muslim man is restricted to those muslim women who are not married.

Okay so it is not raisins then, Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ALLAH Muhammad is SEX MAD , that's why his heaven is one of S.EX o.rgies and alcohol binging , obviously with some milk and dates to calm things down. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin[/Quote]you seem to be saying that it is alright to have sex in this earth where the cumulative effort one puts forward determines paradise or hell. i see that it is sex that produced somebody on your mind and or disposition. yet, paradise where there is only reward sex must be forbidden? should sex be given to those who are in hell, because it is not the height of enjoyment, but a big punishment? i am concluding that if you are not seek in your mind, you hardly think.




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Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness
« #29 on: Today at 09:07:08 AM »

ALLAH does not exist !!!!


ISLAM is a lie invented by Muhammad and his imagination called ALLAH ![/Quote]your truth is worse than a filthy rag. i will try to avoid responding to you from now on.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 3:11pm On Aug 24, 2011
^^^


Please don't respond to me thanks.

But I will still be praying for your salvation to leave that CULT called ISLAM.



LOVE,

FROSBEL.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by thehomer: 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2011
Sweetnecta:

@Thehomer; « #26 on: Today at 11:21:45 PM »Allah does not restrict Paradise to only martyrs. Every muslim, male of us and female of us shall enter Paradise inchaAllah, except the people who refuse it for themselves; the non muslims and hypocrites if Allah does not will to forgive them foe their hypocrisy.

raisin is from grapes and thats no hourin,

what you should have asked is what will a woman in Paradise get?

her husband will be her male hourin, because families are reconnected together.

if a woman enters and her husband is in hell, she will have her own male hourin created for her.

dont forget that even in this life, a single muslim woman has choices of mate from the pool of muslim men who have not have the 4 mates yet. Whereas muslim man is restricted to those muslim women who are not married.

So, what are these houris? Are they some sort of virgins?
Why should the woman get one houri while the man can get as many as 72? That sounds sexist.
At that rate, there should be about 4 women to each man but we know that the birth rate is nothing close to that. How is this to be rectified (ignoring those that feel free to marry more than 4)?
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by thehomer: 6:47pm On Aug 24, 2011
LagosShia:


you're talking trash! grin
you're trash!!! grin grin

your father is trash!!!! grin grin grin
your mother is trash!!!!! grin grin grin grin

your bible is trash and everything you believe in is also trash!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
you're a bas.tard,and son of a bas.tard!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

you are like your father,the devil,you evil and adulterous generation according to the words of Jesus!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

shebi you sabi throw insults?oya now,lets go!!!

Haba. Are you sure you're fasting? This is an anonymous online forum and you're getting so worked up. Are you sure you want to go as far as calling the Bible trash? It does refer to lots of the same characters as your Qur'an you know.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by LagosShia: 7:12pm On Aug 24, 2011
thehomer:

Haba. Are you sure you're fasting? This is an anonymous online forum and you're getting so worked up. Are you sure you want to go as far as calling the Bible trash? It does refer to lots of the same characters as your Qur'an you know.

this is called "fire for fire".

if you dont want yours to be insulted dont insult mine.if you do,i will scatter yours to pieces with all my might.i am fasting and alhamdulillah.this has nothing to do with the characters found in the bible.we know very well as the bible states in Jeremiah 8:8,that the pen of the scribes have falsified the law.

christian missionaries think by uttering nonsense and rubbish and insults against islam you will demoralize the average muslim who has no knowledge,and dissuade him from islam.if you try that with me,i will scatter your beliefs and all they stand for.

times have changed on nairaland.you will not be left to yourselves to spread evil.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by aletheia(m): 7:22pm On Aug 24, 2011
LagosShia:

the average muslim who has no knowledge

Good. So you agree that the average Muslim actually knows nothing about Islam. We shall continue to educate them , O slave of Hubal.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 24, 2011
LagosShia:

this is called "fire for fire".

if you dont want yours to be insulted dont insult mine.if you do,i will scatter yours to pieces with all my might.i am fasting and alhamdulillah.this has nothing to do with the characters found in the bible.we know very well as the bible states in Jeremiah 8:8,that the pen of the scribes have falsified the law.

christian missionaries think by uttering nonsense and rubbish and insults against islam you will demoralize the average muslim who has no knowledge,and dissuade him from islam.if you try that with me,i will scatter your beliefs and all they stand for.

times have changed on nairaland.you will not be left to yourselves to spread evil.


Your god is so helpless and weak when he is confronted with the truth he tells his ignorant followers to kill , curse and cause confusion.

This is ISLAM for you.

You are only doing what I expect you to do !!!!
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Macavelius(m): 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2011
Wa oh, what a teaching in the muslims' heaven about having eternal erection.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by emofine(f): 11:49pm On Aug 24, 2011
Sweetnecta:

@Thehomer; « #26 on: Today at 11:21:45 PM »Allah does not restrict Paradise to only martyrs. Every muslim, male of us and female of us shall enter Paradise inchaAllah, except the people who refuse it for themselves; the non muslims and hypocrites if Allah does not will to forgive them foe  their hypocrisy.

raisin is from grapes and thats no hourin,

what you should have asked is what will a woman in Paradise get?

her husband will be her male hourin, because families are reconnected together.

if a woman enters and her husband is in hell, she will have her own male hourin created for her.


dont forget that even in this life, a single muslim woman has choices of mate from the pool of muslim men who have not have the 4 mates yet. Whereas muslim man is restricted to those muslim women who are not married.




so if wife's follow their husbands to paradise will the men still be granted these hourin or will she thus pose as a hourin herself?
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Sweetnecta: 12:50am On Aug 25, 2011
Most people look at here after the way they look at life now. they forget that they in their mother's wombs had no idea what this world is until they get here.

the child in the mother's womb will hear worldly sounds and even know when dad is working on mom to not move around he used to normally do if that is not there.

to answer your question, emofine, when we die, all the things that makes us the personality that we were on earth wiill be done with. all the greed, the jealousy, etc. will die off. All that will remain will be your belief, and your deeds; both good and evil.

Many women on this earth don't mind sharing. You know that and I know that. Many of them are from the western countries; both whites and blacks and others don't mind sisterhood of the same husband.

Now in Paradise, the wife on earth will be better and elevated than the hourins for their obedience to Allah on earth. All jealousy of I am the only spouse to a husband will be gone. Imagine if the idea of more wives to a single husband is what is predominant on this earth. Just imagine that for a moment. A man who chooses to marry just one wife will be somewhat be looked at as the way you look at more than 1 wife on earth right now.

Listen, you can reach me on galadimalou@aol.com
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by LagosShia: 1:09am On Aug 25, 2011
frosbel:


Your god is so helpless and weak when he is confronted with the truth he tells his ignorant followers to kill , curse and cause confusion.

This is ISLAM for you.

You are only doing what I expect you to do !!!!


Numbers 31:17-18
Now kill all the boys (in Midian). And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

Judges 21:10-12
10So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11“This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” 12They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.

1 Samuel 6:19
And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: [/b]and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.

[b]Luke 19:27

"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Luke 12:49
"I have come to bring fire on the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!

Matthew 10:34
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

2 Peter 2:12
"These false teachers are like unthinking animals, creatures of instinct, born to be caught and destroyed. They scoff at things they do not understand, and like animals, they will be destroyed."

John 2:15
[Jesus] made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.

Psalms 137:8-9
O Babylon, you will be destroyed. Happy is the one who pays you back for what you have done to us.Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

Psalms 139:19-22:
"Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: Depart from me therefore, ye bloodthirsty men. For they speak against thee wickedly, And thine enemies take (thy name) in vain. Do not I hate them, O Jehovah, that hate thee? And am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: They are become mine enemies."

Matthew 10:34
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

Luke 22:36,38
[Jesus] said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one, " The disciples said, "See, Lord, here are two swords."  "That is enough," he replied.

Matthew 10:35
35 For I have come to turn   “‘a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—

Luke 12:50-53
50 But I have a baptsm to undergo, and what constraint I am under until it is completed! 51 Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. 52 From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. 53 They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.”
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by LagosShia: 1:12am On Aug 25, 2011
why is God described in the bible as a "virgin collector"? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Numbers 31:17-18
Now kill all the boys (in Midian). And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

Judges 21:10-12
10So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11“This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” 12They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by seyibrown(f): 2:24am On Aug 28, 2011
emofine:

so if wife's follow their husbands to paradise will the men still be granted these hourin or will she thus pose as a hourin herself?

ROTFLMAO!  grin  grin  grin

I think if LagosShia et al take their 4 wives to Al-jannat, the wives cannot pose or pass as 'wide-eyed houris'. The eyes aren't very wide in our part of Nigeria!  grin  grin  grin  . . . and LagosShia et al will be too busy servicing the 72 Houris everyday (20 mins per Houri) so much that it'll never be the old wives' turn! They will just have to be content with the lack of bedroom service and allow the Houris to enjoy, afterall they enjoyed endured the husbands on earth !  grin  grin Best option will be for these wives to refuse to go to Al-Janat!  grin  grin
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by MyVicky: 6:15am On Aug 28, 2011
Grow up, desist from wrongheaded quoting of God's word. As humans, we can always find faults/criticism even when they ain't there. I think it's better to be quiet than uttering things we ain't sure of. We shall all give account of every idle words spoken. I just pray it will not be too late for you to discover the TRUTH. Does mere taking of the fruit of the vine make you a drunkard? How do we compare unleavened bread and fruit of the vine with gross indulgence and excessive transcendental crave for immorality in paradise as raised above I know you'll pick flaws in my comments because whenever a way 'seems' right to a man, he shuts his senses but to that way only, even if it leads to the den of the devil. There are answers to all the questions or confusions anyone might have about the Bible but the question is, will a subjective mind ever accept the answers? The responses and dispositions of the pharisees, scribes &saduccees to Christ provide an answer to the last question. Dear Lord, please have mercy on these ones, open their eyes as you have done in time past and let their body, soul & spirit not separate before they realise the truth. Now your turn, as usual, to haul back imprecations,
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by vedaxcool(m): 4:11pm On Aug 28, 2011
aletheia:

Good. So you agree that the average Muslim actually knows nothing about Islam. We shall continue to educate them , O slave of Hubal.

AbdulPaul this days every ignores your post! well maybe try addressing issues instead of derailment. grin grin grin grin
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Sweetnecta: 4:54pm On Aug 28, 2011
@Seyibrown: « #47 on: Today at 02:24:15 AM »
[Quote]Quote from: emofine on August 24, 2011, 11:49 PM
so if wife's follow their husbands to paradise will the men still be granted these hourin or will she thus pose as a hourin herself?

ROTFLMAO! Grin Grin Grin[/Quote]Take it easy o. I remembered a question that was asked about a woman who ends up with more than one earthly husbands in paradise, should do? my answer and Allah knows best, is that the marriage on the earth is determined by the wife. so the husband she will end up with depends on who she chooses in Paradise. the earthly wife will be better than hourins in paradise. the creation is anew, and quality and desire in paradise are not like what happen on earth.



[Quote]I think if LagosShia et al take their 4 wives to Al-jannat, the wives cannot pose or pass as 'wide-eyed houris'. The eyes aren't very wide in our part of Nigeria! Grin Grin Grin . . . and LagosShia et al will be too busy servicing the 72 Houris everyday (20 mins per Houri) so much that it'll never be the old wives' turn! They will just have to be content with the lack of bedroom service and allow the Houris to enjoy, afterall they enjoyed endured the husbands on earth ! Grin Grin Best option will be for these wives to refuse to go to Al-Janat! Grin Grin[/Quote]if you are wrong about what makes a day in paradise, thinking that you are still on earth time system, is there a reason to believe that you are not wrong in more complex issues about Paradise. Imagine if a child in the mother's womb is told that he will suckle and enjoy it when he is alive. then the same child told as a 6 year old that he will be eager to suckle again when he is married, he will say no. but let him marry and see how much he has to be cajoled to rush for the foods, the bad puppies.



[Quote]Obedience to God may not be easy, but it sure pays joyous dividends![/Quote]Obedience to God you say? How are you obedience to him, when Jesus prostrated and you decided to play roll around like lassie, the smart dog? Please seyibrown, tell what i dont know.



@My Vicky; « #48 on: Today at 06:15:38 AM »
[Quote]Grow up, desist from wrongheaded quoting of God's word. As humans, we can always find faults/criticism even when they ain't there. I think it's better to be quiet than uttering things we ain't sure of. We shall all give account of every idle words spoken. I just pray it will not be too late for you to discover the TRUTH. Does mere taking of the fruit of the vine make you a drunkard? How do we compare unleavened bread and fruit of the vine with gross indulgence and excessive transcendental crave for immorality in paradise as raised above I know you'll pick flaws in my comments because whenever a way 'seems' right to a man, he shuts his senses but to that way only, even if it leads to the den of the devil. There are answers to all the questions or confusions anyone might have about the Bible but the question is[b], will a subjective mind ever accept the answers? [/b]The responses and dispositions of the pharisees, scribes &saduccees to Christ provide an answer to the last question. Dear Lord, please have mercy on these ones, open their eyes as you have done in time past and let their body, soul & spirit not separate before they realise the truth. Now your turn, as usual, to haul back imprecations, [/Quote]How do you determine what is moral in Paradise that you have not seen or shown what is not permissible in it? Calling reward gross indulgence and excessive transcendental crave of immorality, in paradise is wrong. If there is not reward in Paradise whats the difference between it and hell fire? If you think Paradise is only spiritual and not physical, then hell in your mind must be spiritual and not physical, hence no reward?
And please if you have answers to the questions, at least provide them and dont worry about those who do not accept your effort. Please while you are at it, tell me the name of the holy spirit, because son of god is Jesus, and father is Yahweh. tell me something that the holy spirit did to improve you over what Jesus left. how did the holy spirit tells you to pray to him, and then to Jesus and then to Yahweh?
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 28, 2011
A sensual paradise with intimate o.rgies, drunkeness and fleshly indulgence is not one which has been prepared by Yahweh.

It may be Allah's heaven but it is not GOD's heaven.

Obviously ALLAH is not GOD and vice versa so something must be horribly wrong.

God's heaven is one of the spiritual, righteousness , peace and joy in the holy ghost.

To truly believe in ALLAH's paradise , one must be completely deceived and we all know who the master deceiver is , SATAN.

Who was that again, that the Quran said , is the best of deceivers     Hmmmmm
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by seyibrown(f): 12:22am On Aug 29, 2011
Sweetnecta et al, you all need to wake up and smell the coffee. There ain't no 'wide-eyed regenerative-hymen Houris' waiting anywhere! It is the Devil's deceit! Break away from the Devil and his fake promises of never-ending orgies!

If Al-janat is truly as described, the door must be through a mega porn movie studio on this earth, and you don't even have to blow yourself up or kill infidels to get in!

God is HOLY; orgies are not!
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Sweetnecta: 2:30am On Aug 29, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ seyi, i say i seek protection of God against the accursed satan. this i say many times a day.

what do you say about satan?

you a woman doesnt do eye liners to give the illusion that your eyes are wider.

and have you heard what they call push up bras?

many women go about doing implants, in the front and in the back.

the africans say figure 8, or coca cola bottle or drum.

you think the woman who is naturally this figure is now a sin? Betty boo is a sin.


finally, Adam had a wife in the best garden. whats the benefit of wife and husband to each other, if sex is not part of it? and seyi is a married woman and sex is sinful. maa toon ara e. tori wipe oo toon mi rara.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by free123: 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2011
Your heaven is that everlasting sex and wild party, not of worshiping God?
I now know why moslems are ever willing to die especially in suicide bombings. These guys are fools. One thing i know for sure - every moslem is a terrorist in the making. It will only take some verses in the qu'ran and instigations for a so-called moderate moslem to blow up himself in a market place in pursuit of 72 sex partners and ever flowing wine like river and some kids should he be gay.
Nonsense!!
Allah can never and must not be God The Creatoray.
Nonsense!!
Allah can never and must not be God The Creator
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by thehomer: 5:15pm On Aug 29, 2011
free123:

Your heaven is that everlasting sex and wild party, not of worshiping God?
I now know why moslems are ever willing to die especially in suicide bombings. These guys are fools. One thing i know for sure - every moslem is a terrorist in the making. It will only take some verses in the qu'ran and instigations for a so-called moderate moslem to blow up himself in a market place in pursuit of 72 sex partners and ever flowing wine like river and some kids should he be man-lover.
Nonsense!!
Allah can never and must not be God The Creatoray.
Nonsense!!
Allah can never and must not be God The Creator

Why not? Don't you like intercourse? I don't know about you but I'd prefer the 72 virgins to simply sitting around chanting if I had to pick.
Your emotional desire doesn't make something more or less true.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 5:54pm On Aug 29, 2011
The muslim heaven sure beats the christian heaven hands down. Who wants to sit around playing harp and singing hallelujah for all eternity when there are 72 virgins waiting on the other side to be devoured? I'm sure some christians secretly envy the muslims version of heaven and wouldn't mind a swap. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 29, 2011
phxc:

The muslim heaven sure beats the christian heaven hands down. Who wants to sit around playing harp and singing hallelujah for all eternity when there are 72 virgins waiting on the other side to be devoured? I'm sure some christians secretly envy the muslims version of heaven and wouldn't mind a swap. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

no thanks. Rather prefer to play my harp and sing hallelujah than fighting over 72 fagins.  grin
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by InesQor(m): 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2011
grin But wait, what? Let's assume they are virgins. After the person has had his way, they won't be virgins anymore. Abi na eternal virgins? That's damn hard work, mehn.

On the other hand, do females get 72 virgin men too, or 72 virgin le$bians? grin
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Sweetnecta: 8:05pm On Aug 29, 2011
So people like you don't want virgin for a wife?

how about your sister being a virgin for her husband?

when did sex become hard work?

is sex not the greatest enjoyment on the planet?

A wealthy person caps the wealth with good sex with fantastic spouse. the whole of man.s hard work is to have that for lack of better word 'trophy wife'.

disbelievers with their misplaced priorities.

the best form of sex is when you are having the experience for the first time because after it, you know how its gonna end up

if i have that first time feeling every time, thank God.


But christians dont have paradise. they only have heaven. But there are 7 heavens, and there is lowest among them.
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 8:14pm On Aug 29, 2011
Sweetnecta:

So people like you don't want virgin for a wife?

how about your sister being a virgin for her husband?

when did sex become hard work?

is sex not the greatest enjoyment on the planet?

A wealthy person caps the wealth with good sex with fantastic spouse. the whole of man.s hard work is to have that for lack of better word 'trophy wife'.


disbelievers with their misplaced priorities.

the best form of sex is when you are having the experience for the first time because after it, you know how its gonna end up

if i have that first time feeling every time, thank God.


But christians dont have paradise. they only have heaven. But there are 7 heavens, and there is lowest among them.

what a shallow pervert allah truly is. So he grants his slaves wealth so they can go on and have good s[i]e[/i]x? What about helping the poor and the needy?
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by InesQor(m): 8:15pm On Aug 29, 2011
Sweetnecta:

So people like you don't want virgin for a wife?

how about your sister being a virgin for her husband?

LMAO! You misunderstand my point. I never said what you are inferring here.

Sweetnecta:

when did sex become hard work?
My sarcasm is lost on you dude. It might not be so much of a paradise for the 73 of them if Sweetnecta has to disvirgin his 72 wives every single time, I guess. I have heard that it is painful for the woman. Oh of course, no pain in paradise. undecided

Sweetnecta:

is sex not the greatest enjoyment on the planet?
Really, is it? You go ahead and tell us cos unfortunately I know nothing about this. Besides, you said on the planet. Is your paradise mundane?

Sweetnecta:

A wealthy person caps the wealth with good sex with fantastic spouse. the whole of man.s hard work is to have that for lack of better word 'trophy wife'.

disbelievers with their misplaced priorities.

the best form of sex is when you are having the experience for the first time because after it, you know how its gonna end up

if i have that first time feeling every time, thank God.
You don't mean it!  shocked shocked shocked

Sweetnecta:

But christians dont have paradise. they only have heaven. But there are 7 heavens, and there is lowest among them.
Interesting take you have here, man. *sips Zobo*
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by thehomer: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2011
davidylan:

no thanks. Rather prefer to play my harp and sing hallelujah than fighting over 72 fagins.  grin

No one said anything about fighting but would you really prefer playing a harp and chanting to engaging 72 houris? Hmmmm.  lipsrsealed
Re: Raisins Or Virgins In Paradise? Christian paradise never had this vagueness by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2011
thehomer:

No one said anything about fighting but would you really prefer playing a harp and chanting to engaging 72 houris? Hmmmm.  lipsrsealed

i would rather you provide your evidence on the other thread than dancing around with irrelevant issues. This has nothing to do with you.
All this time you would have been collating your sources.

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