1. I'm not in the mood. I'm on my period. I can't make it anymore. U see this three sentence, no matter how educated a guy is he won't understand, he will still ask what do u mean. wisdom no go kill me
2. Dating an uneducated girl is not a problem in fact is very romantic, problem comes when u text her good night baby, she reply u good night, rest in peac. My brother if u sleep again, u no be human being
3. Marrying a bleachful skin girl is not a problem but the problem comes when she is pregnant, u will be expecting child like Justin bieber u will end up of getting someone like WISEPRINCE
4. Some people are saying that s*x is very sweet. My brothers nothing sweet pass when u have light in ur house and ur neighbors do not have
5. My brother don't be annoyed if a girl ignore ur massage, most of them doesn't know how to read and write
6. Marrying a village girl is the best, they are very romantic but the problem comes when u buy her spaghetti to cook and u went to called ur friends to see ur wife and join u eat, u now come meet her sweeping the compound with the spag, father lord take me now
7. Some people use to say romancing sweet, dear brothers have u try urinating on ur body when taking ur bath? That one Is natural sweetness
8. All this semi-fine girls are just so fertile, just one kiss, BOOM! Dey don born twins
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9. Why are most uncles from the fathers side unreliable and promise and fail People?
10. When a girl says "tell me more about u?"
she's asking if u work or drive, not this nonsense of I'm a caring and loving guy.
wetin concern Sarah wither your caring

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