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Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by kenechukwuori(m): 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
Forever |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Slimwhyt(m): 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
2 hours 30 mins maximum |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Everbryte: 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
1.5 hrs |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:35am On Nov 21, 2022 |
StrongAlphMale: You're NOT Born Again. So, you can't understand the Bible verse that says 'I was glad when they said let us go to the house of the Lord.* Do you browse the internet for the same time in a day? |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:39am On Nov 21, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: Children and captives of Lucifer don't want to have anything to do with the church. But they will gladly go to clubs to drink alcohol that will damage their liver/kidney and destroy their health. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Idonweak: 5:55am On Nov 21, 2022 |
IslamIsIdiotic: Nope, maybe you and your ancestors will be judge by your god. Not me. Adam and eve part of the fairytales. Besides you never answer my question though but I'm not interested in the conversation anymore |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 6:35am On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right? |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by AngelicBeing: 10:35am On Nov 21, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord:For the last time, stop posting on nairaland.com or else I will order for your arrest and you will be detained for several years in prison, I will recommend them to jail you for 100 years |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 10:46am On Nov 21, 2022 |
AngelicBeing: can't wait! |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:06am On Nov 21, 2022 |
You asked me what would be the fate of those who never heard the Gospel of Christ and I gave you the answer to your question. It's not my fault that your somewhat limited IQ kept you from understanding the answer to the question you asked. It was wise of you to walk away from this conversation because you lack the mental capacity to conduct it with any degree of competence. Idonweak: |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118558050] Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right? It doesn't mean you won't spend your endless eternity in the everlasting Lake of Hellish Fire, unless you make Jesus Christ the Lord and Saviour of your life. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 1:37pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118558050] Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right? Even if you don't drink, it doesn't mean you won't spend your endless eternity in the everlasting Lake of Hellish Fire, unless you make Jesus Christ the Lord and Saviour of your life. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by 1Sharon(f): 2:12pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
IslamIsIdiotic: What a typical stupid religious slowpoke you are. Don't christians have insatiable lust and appetite for carnal things?? Majority of the atrocities in Nigeria are committed by you religious dolts despite knowing you're not supposed to do those things. Look at how religious countries are poor and corruption-riddled despite being highly religious. And look at how 1st world countries are less religious with more honest people 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Hell fire is my destination. I already booked a room there through agent Hahn 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hahn(m): 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: Na so |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 2:34pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: You don't want to go there. Trust me. You don't know what you're talking about and joking with. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hahn(m): 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Why will anyone in their right senses want to be in heaven with people like you and your psychopathic god FOR ETERNITY? 1 Like |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by 1Sharon(f): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: All his friends will be there, nonsense. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 3:01pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
hahn: You will wish you're never born when you start to roast in Hell. Even the devil who is inspiring now to hate God will mock you in when thr fires of Hell begin to incinerate you. Repent before it is too late. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hahn(m): 3:23pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Can you provide any reference in your bible where Satan has complained about hell? |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Gospel2Day:but you are not me, I want to go there |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Idonweak: 11:40pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
IslamIsIdiotic: I wonder why your ancestors who have never heard about Christianity didn't have the same convictions or didn't have a close relationship with your holy spirit? Yeah sure, dumbo i would take you seriously when you honestly show me where i asked you what's the fate of your ancestors? It seems you've a problem comprehending simple question. How can i continue to waste my precious time on a dimwit like you but anyways you're right boi i lack the mental capacity and even patience to engage with Dumbos in a convo. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: Even Satan who is pushing you to rebel against your Creator and the Saviour does NOT like to roast in Hell. You know why? He is more knowledgeable and sensible than you. Enjoy your ignorance. The fires of Hell will cure your ignorance someday soon, unless you repent and believe the Gospel. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
hahn: Ask Google. Thanks. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Satan doesn't want it but I do. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: Start planning and practising your relocation to Hell by visiting Aluminum Smelting Company and asking them to throw you into red-hot molten aluminium magma for just 2 minutes once every month. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hopefulLandlord: 12:25pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
Gospel2Day:I don't need that. I just want hell straight. seems you're more scared for me than I do. I desire hell |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 12:27pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
hopefulLandlord: I pity your mom. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by hahn(m): 12:28pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: Hahaha |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by StrongAlphMale: 8:37am On Nov 24, 2022 |
Gospel2Day: An hour 30mins is too much. 40mins is okay for the church to dismissed |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by Gospel2Day: 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2022 |
StrongAlphMale: Go and say that to club houses around you. We true children of God are not complaining. The wasn't set up for sinners and children of Satan to find it pleasurable. Thank you. I invite you to ask Jesus into your life today. |
Re: How Long Do You Think A Church Service Should Last? by benjanny(m): 9:09pm On Nov 30, 2022 |
Two Hours |
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