Hi guys, so I'm a writer (or at least I like to call my self one). But if I'm to be honest, I have not yet made anything tangible from writing. I'm still hunting for gigs here and there. Still hoping to land my first client

Around 3 months ago after I broke up with my gf, I moved out of the apartment which we shared and rented another one for myself. I used all the cash I had, and believe me when I say I was left with no dime to even paint the house or get some basic necessities.

I knew it was gonna be a tough journey, but in case you haven't noticed, I like to think of myself as tougher guy.

My landlord lives beside me, he has no job. Only depends on the rental income from the property he inherited from his late mother. His baby mama and younger brothers have a penchant for always making him broke. (he is their money machine)

I noticed the guy rarely complains about how hard the economy is, so I decided to study him very close so as to adopt a few of his survival ideas.

My landlord hunts for snail, he hardly buys meat of fish. He also has a trap which fetches him Bush meat at intervals. The man dey chop protein on a steady. He also breeds a few local chickens, some broilers, and some layers. Altogether about 9 birds.


He has a garden that provides various leaves and vegetables.
He only spends money on rice beans, garri, etc.

To cut the long story short, since I moved in here, na only snail and Bush meat I dey chop. I never taste beef or fish.

Na my survival tips be that o. I see one thread wey person buy 1 fish for over 1k, Mehn I ain't got such cash o.

If u get small Bush close to u, just buy a trap and start harvesting free meat.

But if u can afford the lifestyle, please pay no heed to my ramblings.

Also if u get any tip wey fit help me, abeg share.

Okay!

Correct guy� this is the most truthful post I've come across in this forum. But the problem is that many people live in those areas where it is hard to find a single grass not to talk of a bush to set a trap in. In such cases, vacant plots for farming are also as rare as a fowl's urine.

Snail scarce for Lagos city

Dis guy u funny sha...
i lyk d way u talk truth,unlyk sum people wen dey lie up and down 4 here....

you for dey catch snake na.

But honestly sapa no good o

Dest8sman:
Correct guy� this is the most truthful post I've come across in this forum. But the problem is that many people live in those areas where it is hard to find a single grass not to talk of a bush to set a trap in. In such cases, vacant plots for farming are also as rare as a fowl's urine.

True talk my guy.

See eh! I just visit one pastor yesterday. D man dey do sack farming as him no get any spare land to plant.

Me sef wan learn d sack farming

Illegal1:
Dis guy u funny sha...

i lyk d way u talk truth,unlyk sum people wen dey lie up and down 4 here....

Where d lie wan carry me go? Las Las to lie no go increase my acct balance. So who I dey deceive. Shey u dey wine me ni

Rats yapa for Lagos....

Make person no go chop bush meat wey go bring another sickness come sha.

Hollybratt:
Okay!

Is that your uncle’s face?

whch state are u at op?

Collinsaik:
whch state are u at op?

Akwa Ibom

Nobody gree to share him own tips. Na Wa o

Peledonomy:

Akwa Ibom

Okay.

Even for town we the chop cats And atimes rats on a steady


Las las road kill the sweet pass

another tips here ooo na this one I dey use if I no get pepper for house,
anytime I eat pawpaw I no dey pour those seed whey look like goat shit away, pack them inside basket and watch them, then dry them in the sun for like 2days , gbam your don get pepper for your food be that oo
just dey carry am grind remain , he good like con get fruit flavour

headbasher96:
Even for town we the chop cats And atimes rats on a steady


Las las road kill the sweet pass

abeg teach me how to prepare cat , I done kill two this month whey be say na waste he become

Peledonomy:
Hi guys, so I'm a writer (or at least I like to call my self one). But if I'm to be honest, I have not yet made anything tangible from writing. I'm still hunting for gigs here and there. Still hoping to land my first client

Around 3 months ago after I broke up with my gf, I moved out of the apartment which we shared and rented another one for myself. I used all the cash I had, and believe me when I say I was left with no dime to even paint the house or get some basic necessities.

I knew it was gonna be a tough journey, but in case you haven't noticed, I like to think of myself as tougher guy.

My landlord lives beside me, he has no job. Only depends on the rental income from the property he inherited from his late mother. His baby mama and younger brothers have a penchant for always making him broke. (he is their money machine)

I noticed the guy rarely complains about how hard the economy is, so I decided to study him very close so as to adopt a few of his survival ideas.

My landlord hunts for snail, he hardly buys meat of fish. He also has a trap which fetches him Bush meat at intervals. The man dey chop protein on a steady. He also breeds a few local chickens, some broilers, and some layers. Altogether about 9 birds.


He has a garden that provides various leaves and vegetables.
He only spends money on rice beans, garri, etc.

To cut the long story short, since I moved in here, na only snail and Bush meat I dey chop. I never taste beef or fish.

Na my survival tips be that o. I see one thread wey person buy 1 fish for over 1k, Mehn I ain't got such cash o.

If u get small Bush close to u, just buy a trap and start harvesting free meat.

But if u can afford the lifestyle, please pay no heed to my ramblings.

Also if u get any tip wey fit help me, abeg share.

Please how can I catch Bush Meats also?

iamyungkhalifa:
another tips here ooo na this one I dey use if I no get pepper for house,
anytime I eat pawpaw I no dey pour those seed whey look like goat shit away, pack them inside basket and watch them, then dry them in the sun for like 2days , gbam your don get pepper for your food be that oo
just dey carry am grind remain , he good like con get fruit flavour

Wonders!

Lucrativress:
Wonders!

yes it's call black pepper

iamyungkhalifa:
yes it's call black pepper

But they do not sell it

Lucrativress:

But they do not sell it

yes it's free naw by nature , na pawpaw seed but you go first rinse and dry am well before grinding

iamyungkhalifa:
yes it's free naw by nature , na pawpaw seed but you go first rinse and dry am well before grinding

Any other benefits apart from pepper?
I'll give this a try someday
If I'll have to pay Hospital bills afterwards, I'm coming to collect it from you

Lol, we all have to be creative and spend wisely. Personally, I cut down on hanging out with the boys. Why buy a bottle of beer for 1k or more, when I can get it for half the price in a discount store and drink in my sitting room.

I have reduced all the barbecue fish, asun etc. Buy them from the market, grill at home and enjoy quietly. Apart from reducing cost, it reduces having liability and entitled people around me.

Everyone must cut costs except you get your money illegally.

iamyungkhalifa:
abeg teach me how to prepare cat , I done kill two this month whey be say na waste he become

for maximum effect parboil and fry it after that u arrange any spice of your choice but most important always dry the meat dont allow it to stay inside stew

Lucrativress:

Any other benefits apart from pepper?
I'll give this a try someday
If I'll have to pay Hospital bills afterwards, I'm coming to collect it from you

believe me you ain't going to hospital after eating it you will even prepare some for another day,
to God who made me I still added it to the tomato of the meal I just finish eating

zed7:
Lol, we all have to be creative and spend wisely. Personally, I cut down on hanging out with the boys. Why buy a bottle of beer for 1k or more, when I can get it for half the price in a discount store and drink in my sitting room.

I have reduced all the barbecue fish, asun etc. Buy them from the market, grill at home and enjoy quietly. Apart from reducing cost, it reduces having liability and entitled people around me.

Everyone must cut costs except you get your money illegally.

instead of 1000 beer
use the 1k prepare monkey tail , you go drink am from 1 week
but as for me two days maximum

iamyungkhalifa:
believe me you ain't going to hospital after eating it you will even prepare some for another day,
to God who made me I still added it to the tomato of the meal I just finish eating

You've got quite good persuading skills...
Don't make it waste..
The crudeness of it buys the listener..
You should capitalise on it

headbasher96:
for maximum effect parboil and fry it after that u arrange any spice of your choice but most important always dry the meat dont allow it to stay inside stew

For crying out loud CATS CAT'SSSS
WHY CATSS
WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO COOK CAT'S
WHY WHY
BROTHER WHY??

PerfectStranger:

Is that your uncle’s face?

No dey whine me o, my uncle is old enough to be your grandfather.
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IRMC

Lucrativress:

Please how can I catch Bush Meats also?

The first step is to buy a trap