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I Am A Cow by VickyELEFAN(f): 9:59pm On Dec 08, 2022
Why I have decided to be a Cow

I do not buy the idea of stereotype. I love the fact that some people are male while some are female. But what about we that has chosen to be a Cow ?

There is a sexuality based bias that I do not understand in the society. While I was younger, I was a skinny little girl. I told my mum I wanted to be a tree. I love trees because their leaves sing a certain beauty that no one understands.

Well, I am much older now and intelligent. I want to be a Cow. That's me,I want to be a Cow

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Re: I Am A Cow by kingtinnie(m): 10:06pm On Dec 08, 2022
Go to Reddit and search r/hucow
Re: I Am A Cow by snitchbitch: 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2022
I am a cow

I am cow
Mooo

Iam cow
I am a cow
Moo
I will never ever be a goat
A cow is big and a goat is small
I am cow
Iam acow
Moo
A cow can travel from Maiduguri to Lagos
A goat will die for road
I am a cow
I am cow
Moo

If you sell two cows
You will buy a Mercedes Benz
Goat no go fit buy bicycle,

If you are a goat you are goat you can never be anything else

Bye

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Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 10:17pm On Dec 08, 2022
Flamemignon1 is this one of your pple.??... cos u are always looking for crowd..... genderless, gay, bisexual, pansexual, trans.... can she officially identify as a cow.... and be put in a cow prison if she commits a crime....
Re: I Am A Cow by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2022
I want to be a fat cat. grin

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Re: I Am A Cow by Divoc19(f): 10:22pm On Dec 08, 2022
Be whatever you want to be.
You still can't run away from our hard economy or adulthood responsibilities

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Re: I Am A Cow by kingtinnie(m): 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2022
Nia69:
I want to be a fat cat. grin

I’m sure you have a fat cat already..

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Re: I Am A Cow by kelspinall(m): 11:03pm On Dec 08, 2022
people deyoo

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Re: I Am A Cow by headbasher96(m): 11:07pm On Dec 08, 2022
The one wey the dealer give u today strong o

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Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 7:01am On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:
Flamemignon1 is this one of your pple.??... cos u are always looking for crowd..... genderless, gay, bisexual, pansexual, trans.... can she officially identify as a cow.... and be put in a cow prison if she commits a crime....


LoL.....her gender still says female in this forum so it's either she's making a mockery or she 's just catching cruise

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Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 7:18pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

LoL.....her gender still says female in this forum so it's either she's making a mockery or she 's just catching cruise

So u can judge what she chose as gender label on nairaland ....yet ur band of weird lgbt ppl have all manner of fluid sexuality and gender whenever u want.....

we have been complaining about this waking up and claiming whatver u want irrespective of ur natural bio markers ...... but u tag us all manner of phobic names.....

Now someone said she's a cow....u are judging her.... claiming she's just catching cruise

By thr way when will u lgbt folks allows us start claiming we are whites or latinos.... i guess letting blacks claim to be white isnt the part of the agenda..... lol

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Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 8:49pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:


So u can judge what she chose as gender label on nairaland ....yet ur band of weird lgbt ppl have all manner of fluid sexuality and gender whenever u want.....

we have been complaining about this waking up and claiming whatver u want irrespective of ur natural bio markers ...... but u tag us all manner of phobic names.....

Now someone said she's a cow....u are judging her.... claiming she's just catching cruise

By thr way when will u lgbt folks allows us start claiming we are whites or latinos.... i guess letting blacks claim to be white isnt the part of the agenda..... lol
Well,she actually chose the gender she wanted and made a thread to mock those who don't

Also, gender can be malleable not skin color besides you are free to call yourself white and I will refer you as that
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 9:12pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Well,she actually chose the gender she wanted and made a thread to mock those who don't

Also, gender can be malleable not skin color besides you are free to call yourself white and I will refer you as that

What happened to being fluid?? How do u know she's mocking..??... many people have lost their jobs just because they dont agree someone can wake up and say he's a woman today when he was a man a few days ago..... u pple call it coming out.... now she came out as a cow after being female.....but u think u cant contest her claim..... yet ur band of freaks have no gender, androgen, two spirit, and all manner of identification
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 9:19pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:


What happened to being fluid?? How do u know she's mocking..??... many people have lost their jobs just because they dont agree someone can wake up and say he's a woman today when he was a man a few days ago..... u pple call it coming out.... now she came out as a cow after being female.....but u think u cant contest her claim..... yet ur band of freaks have no gender, androgen, two spirit, and all manner of identification
Remember what I said the other day,you can choose not to accept but you have to tolerate.
When you brought tran-racialism into the mix even if gender and race are two separate things, I didn't accept it but I said if the person tells me to identify them as a separate race from their physical identity,I will. We tolerate various kinds of religions even barbaric ones but we don't accept them, what's then wrong with tolerating someone else's gender preference?
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 9:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Remember what I said the other day,you can choose not to accept but you have to tolerate.
When you brought tran-racialism into the mix even if gender and race are two separate things, I didn't accept it but I said if the person tells me to identify them as a separate race from their physical identity,I will. We tolerate various kinds of religions even barbaric ones but we don't accept them, what's then wrong with tolerating someone else's gender preference?

Gender and race is biology...
.u pple painted it with ur lgbt lies.... making doctors huge make money off poor pple who are confused.....cutting of their penís and making artificial hormones companies billionaires...
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 9:47pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:


Gender sex and race is biology...
.u pple painted it with ur lgbt lies.... making doctors huge make money off poor pple who are confused.....cutting of their penís and making artificial hormones companies billionaires...
Re: I Am A Cow by toujurs: 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2022
A lot of ment on this site. Mentally disabled
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 10:01pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:


Gender ...sex...... another lgbt construct to make ur lies sellable and vulnerable confused people exploitable
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:


Gender ...sex...... another lgbt construct to make ur lies sellable and vulnerable confused people exploitable
Nah,just two different things and that's the genesis of the whole misunderstanding
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 10:15pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Nah,just two different things and that's the genesis of the whole misunderstanding


Its funny....the group that can be men today.. women tomorrow..no gender nex tommorw.. two spirit...any time wants to claim others have misunderstanding...

Its ur group that has misunderstanding.....but u fail to admit and tag other phobic....
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:



Its funny....the group that can be men today.. women tomorrow..no gender nex tommorw.. two spirit...any time wants to claim others have misunderstanding...

Its ur group that has misunderstanding.....but u fail to admit and tag other phobic....
Well gender is fluid itself and that's not even a western concept,there are other varieties of gender in different cultures before the advent of the west. Casepoint,two spirit is a native American concept
Re: I Am A Cow by Chioma4eva(f): 10:28pm On Dec 09, 2022
Be careful what you wish for
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 10:48pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Well gender is fluid itself and that's not even a western concept,there are other varieties of gender in different cultures before the advent of the west. Casepoint,two spirit is a native American concept

Lol.....U pple cut ur penis off and use artificial hormones to fight nature...but somehow u say u are fluid......if u are actually fluid .... u wont need surgeries and chemicals to make ur brain agree with who u claim to be..... u will just flow lile fluid into wateva u claim to be..

But deep down...u and i know its all lies....but u keep quoting ur lgbt text book to make ur self mind confusion a norm
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 10:50pm On Dec 09, 2022
advanceDNA:


Lol.....U pple cut ur penis off and use artificial hormones to fight nature...but somehow u say u are fluid......if u are actually fluid .... u wont need surgeries and chemicals to make ur brain agree with who u claim to be..... u will just flow lile fluid into wateva u claim to be..

But deep down...u and i know its all lies....but u keep quoting ur lgbt text book to make ur self mind confusion a norm
Well some folks don't really need the hormones to affirm to their gender and some do
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 11:03pm On Dec 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Well some folks don't really need the hormones to affirm to their gender and some do

Lies....those that dont need hormone joined lgbt for the perks and ability to abuse the dirty system u set up to oppress those u tag phobic name...
....they enter female bathrooms and locker....... join female sport to easily win medals....raping women in female prison ...

Later u and ur kind will still help them use lgbt textbook script to find an excuse for their behaviour..like saying its torture for them to have sex the way they are..spits...

. i mean how does a man have errection...fvck women..and say it its torture

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Re: I Am A Cow by Thereisstillhop: 11:15pm On Dec 09, 2022
Go meet buhari asap
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 12:24am On Dec 10, 2022
advanceDNA:


Lies....those that dont need hormone joined lgbt for the perks and ability to abuse the dirty system u set up to oppress those u tag phobic name...
....they enter female bathrooms and locker....... join female sport to easily win medals....raping women in female prison ...

Later u and ur kind will still help them use lgbt textbook script to find an excuse for their behaviour..like saying its torture for them to have sex the way they are..spits...

. i mean how does a man have errection...fvck women..and say it its torture
In that logic,the male ones who enter male sport shouldn't be allowed to do so because no matter the amount of hormones they take,they still won't have the man power that cis men do. In that logic, women like caster semenya shouldn't be allowed to compete with women because she has excess T
Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 6:00am On Dec 10, 2022
Flamemignon1:

In that logic,the male ones who enter male sport shouldn't be allowed to do so because no matter the amount of hormones they take,they still won't have the man power that cis men do. In that logic, women like caster semenya shouldn't be allowed to compete with women because she has excess T


Oh please... some dont even use hormones...

There is a reason male and female sport are different in the first place..... why is this hard for u lgbt to grasp...

..do u have to allow these trans compete where they dont belong just affirm their personal claim.....fairness to a very high degree is needed in sport
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 7:58am On Dec 10, 2022
advanceDNA:



Oh please... some dont even use hormones...

There is a reason male and female sport are different in the first place..... why is this hard for u lgbt to grasp...

..do u have to allow these trans compete where they dont belong just affirm their personal claim.....fairness to a very high degree is needed in sport
Cisgender male and female sports weren't even fair in the first place. Are we gonna talk about Michael Phelps, world's number one swimmer who was born naturally with lungs that's times two of the average human lungs,yet he's still allowed to compete with folks who has the average lung capacity or as I mentioned Semenya whom the sport association was biased over due to misogyny because nobody said quip about Phelps. Through out history,there've been weird biases against sports competitors with one having the upper hand than their fellow competitors yet nobody says anything. Even some sport persons take hormones, bodybuilding being one of them. I once shared a jubilee middle ground YouTube video with you on that topic,I take it you didn't watch it,the video is free of bias as you get to see both sides of the table,both cis and trans people

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Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 10:43am On Dec 10, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Cisgender male and female sports weren't even fair in the first place. Are we gonna talk about Michael Phelps, world's number one swimmer who was born naturally with lungs that's times two of the average human lungs,yet he's still allowed to compete with folks who has the average lung capacity or as I mentioned Semenya whom the sport association was biased over due to misogyny because nobody said quip about Phelps. Through out history,there've been weird biases against sports competitors with one having the upper hand than their fellow competitors yet nobody says anything. Even some sport persons take hormones, bodybuilding being one of them. I once shared a jubilee middle ground YouTube video with you on that topic,I take it you didn't watch it,the video is free of bias as you get to see both sides of the table,both cis and trans people

Jeez..the way u justify these things u lgbt do is dangerously unfair and pathetic.....

Is micheal phelps a fish or a an alien??... he's human and competed with other men.....ur false and biased justification is like saying a basket baller is not competing fairly because he naturally came with a 7ft body.....

We are saying male and female sports are separated... and u lgbt folks are forcing biological men into women's sport.....

The same thing u did, making these pple enter female bathroom, be in women prisons violatimg real women rights.....how you dont see anything wrong in this weird..... its always convinient for u lgbt to throw simple logic away and use ur lgbt text book to justify ur ways....all for what?? To force us to accept ur version that trans women are women... geez!

False deception is one thing....draging the rest of us with your deception is a bigger crime

I asked u the other day..which prison will u put a no gender lgbt person who commited a crime....??

i ask u now.... if i claim to be a cow..and u accept mt claim like u lgbt. will u put me in a farm amd kill me for meat if u need beef...?? Where do u draw the line in all of these...

If u wont kill me for meat even thiugh i claim to be a cow...why will trans women be in female sports specifically separated from male sports for a reason...or put male in women's prison??
Re: I Am A Cow by Flamemignon1(m): 1:52pm On Dec 10, 2022
advanceDNA:


Jeez..the way u justify these things u lgbt do is dangerously unfair and pathetic.....

Is micheal phelps a fish or a an alien??... he's human and competed with other men.....ur false and biased justification is like saying a basket baller is not competing fairly because he naturally came with a 7ft body.....

We are saying male and female sports are separated... and u lgbt folks are forcing biological men into women's sport.....

The same thing u did, making these pple enter female bathroom, be in women prisons violatimg real women rights.....how you dont see anything wrong in this weird..... its always convinient for u lgbt to throw simple logic away and use ur lgbt text book to justify ur ways....all for what?? To force us to accept ur version that trans women are women... geez!

False deception is one thing....draging the rest of us with your deception is a bigger crime

I asked u the other day..which prison will u put a no gender lgbt person who commited a crime....??

i ask u now.... if i claim to be a cow..and u accept mt claim like u lgbt. will u put me in a farm amd kill me for meat if u need beef...?? Where do u draw the line in all of these...

If u wont kill me for meat even thiugh i claim to be a cow...why will trans women be in female sports specifically separated from male sports for a reason...or put male in women's prison??
You can't use height to compare lung capacity,only about 3-5% of people are naturally blessed with such capacity, that's an unfair comparison,also "biological males into women's sport"

If you say you are a cow and want to live with animals,then who am I to stop you?

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Re: I Am A Cow by advanceDNA: 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2022
Flamemignon1:

You can't use height to compare lung capacity,only about 3-5% of people are naturally blessed with such capacity, that's an unfair comparison,also "biological males into women's sport"

If you say you are a cow and want to live with animals,then who am I to stop you?

Will u kill me for meat??

Not stopping me in my delusion is different

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