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Back then in nigeria when i was in the univeristy there was this preety girl i came across one time in the hostel and as a normal guyman i come start to they racket this girl.this girl is really beautiful and light skinned but then her accent is just too horrible.she be Calabar babe and the funny way wey she dey take pronounce words dey always make me laugh.she prounounces dirty as durty and ice cream as arse cleam and one thing about this babe she loves ice cream more than anything else.takin her to mister biggs and giving her a bunch of ice cream will really make her day.she no dey open for me until i give her ice cream and when i forget to buy ice cream for her she would tug at my shirt and say,"daddy give me arse cleam"[she is fond of callin me daddy] and she no go open leg for me that day until i buy ice cream for her.chei! sometimes i wonder if babes really love ice cream as such like this calabar chick

Bro. do u realiaze your jokes can make people sleepy? (no oofeinse)

Mr, Cork*:

Bro. do u realiaze your jokes can make people sleepy? (no oofeinse)