I STARTED HOOK UP IN 1978 (45 YEARS AGO) AT THE AGE OF 16!

I am 61 years old now in 2023. Are you surprised? You thought Hook Up started yesterday? Hook Up has been existing since human beings came into this world. (History of Hook Up is a story for another day.

I NOW WORK AS A PROFESSIONAL "LOVE CONSULTANT":

I will be giving Love Guidance and Counseling on Nairaland FREE OF CHARGE.

I charge Consultation Fees for Helping People To Solve Love Problems PERSONALLY, PRIVATELY AND CONFIDENTIALLY.

I am a Widower with Children. I have experienced the ups and downs of marriage personally and remained married till my wife died. I have WIDE KNOWLEDGE AND PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE IN LOVE MATTERS (including everything about sex).

Don't let my age deceive you. I am more sexually active than many youths. A trial will convince you!

I am going to be sharing PRACTICAL (REAL) KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE about love with you here on Nairaland in an ENTERTAINING way. No dulling!

Lest ,I forget, I am a native of Edo State. Some people say Edo people are the LOVE CHAMPIONS of Nigeria. Is that true? That is left for Nigerians to judge.

MY FIRST SENSATIONAL HOOK UP EXPERIENCE:

In 1978 (45 years ago) in Nigeria, the MOST POPULAR printed magazines in Nigeria used to be "DRUM" Magazine and "SPEAR" Magazine. They both had "PEN PAL" columns where the general public send their photos and hobbies to for publication to attract members of the opposite sex for friendship.

At 16 years of age I was already VERY ACTIVE SEXUALLY. Then I loved sex so much! (I still love sex very much now and I am still sexually very active now!)

I have the RIGHT ORIENTATION for sex which I am going to be sharing with you here on Nairaland. Many MISINFORMED and MISGUIDED persons will be DESTROYED with the magnitude and variety of my sexual activities.

I noticed that in the list of hobbies published in the Drum and Spear magazines nobody ever listed "SEX (Love Making)" as a hobby because the magazines were considered RESPECTABLE FAMILY MAGAZINES.

In a dare-devil move, I decided to send my photo and hobby to Drum and Spear magazines, listing "SEX (Love Making)" as my ONLY hobby.

I used my secondary school address as contact address. I was then in my final year in the secondary school. I was the youngest in my class but the wisest street kid in my class.

To cut a long story short, when my photo and "Sex" hobby were published, the deluge of letters from girls and women wanting to have sex with me LITERALLY CLOSED DOWN MY SCHOOL. Post Office workers were bringing bags of letters for me to my school everyday for three weeks!

Principal of our school was very angry. He set up a panel of teachers to try me and recommend punishment for me.

The LADIES (female teachers) DEFENDED me vehemently! I was freed. One of the ladies (teachers) that defended me later became my SECRET LOVER!

I was nicknamed "The Sex Boy" in my school.

My lesson from this experience: Everybody likes ENJOYABLE (Sweet) SEX in love affairs.

TAKE NOTE: Nobody likes Bitter Experience Sex in love affairs.

I give Love Guidance and Counseling on Nairaland FREE OF CHARGE. Ask questions here on Nairaland and your questions will be answered here on Nairaland.

I am a Professional LOVE CONSULTANT. I charge CONSULTATION FEES for Helping People To Solve Love Problems PERSONALLY, PRIVATELY AND CONFIDENTIALLY.

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Na, you did prostitute at then.

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BigBlackPreek:
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