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Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by paxx: 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2023
hello guys

i started dating my gf, and she is very quiet, shy and even obedient. even though she’s my not my type i love her. however she confided in me after 1 month that she doesn’t have a green card. I didn’t let it bother me but i told my parents about the relationship and they think she she may be using me for a green card and also she may be lying about her true age.

anyway, my mom warned me not to eat any food from her due to love ju ju.

anyway 6 months have gone by and i’m still in love. i haven’t eaten any food from her but i told her i love meat pie. Today she claimed she bought 10
meat pies from a popular restaurant and she gave it to me.

should i be scared to eat this food? could it have love juju? does she only want me for green card? she’s the perfect gf in ever way other than this trust issue
Re: Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by Kobojunkie: 6:29pm On Jan 05, 2023
paxx:
anyway 6 months have gone by and i’m still in love. i haven’t eaten any food from her but i told her i love meat pie. Today she claimed she bought 10
meat pies from a popular restaurant and she gave it to me.

should i be scared to eat this food? could it have love juju? she’s the perfect gf in ever way other than this trust issue
This year, tell yourself that not only will you develop yourself as an adult but mentally too. Pick up a good book ---- I recommend the book Being Logical --- on the topic of critical/logical reasoning and read through making to practice all that is indicated to help you begin to reason critically about your life and relationships. undecided

You told someone you love meat pies, and this person then got you lots of meat pies. So what sort of stupid questions are you here asking us? undecided

In the name of critical reasoning, I urge you to receive logic this year and free yourself from all forms of stewpidity! undecided

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Re: Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by paxx: 6:42pm On Jan 05, 2023
Kobojunkie:
This year, tell yourself that not only will you develop yourself as an adult but mentally too. Pick up a good book ---- I recommend the book Being Logical --- on the topic of critical/logical reasoning and read through making to practice all that is indicated to help you begin to reason critically about your life and relationships. undecided

You told someone you love meat pies, and this person then got you lots of meat pies. So what sort of stupid questions are you here asking us? undecided

In the name of critical reasoning, I urge you to receive logic this year and free yourself from all forms of stewpidity! undecided

you didn’t address all the other concerns. what about my moms warning? what about her green card issue?
Re: Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by superCleanworks(m): 6:51pm On Jan 05, 2023
paxx:

does she only want me for green card? she’s the perfect gf in ever way other than this trust issue

No! she is definitely after your green card.
Let me advice you. do not even look her directly in her face because she might be using love powder too. Also do not let her touch you because she fit dey use TOUCH AND FOLLOW. The worst is sex, pour one gallon of holy water on her body if she takes off her clothes.

Anyone that loves you must be after your green card.
what about the next babe? what will she be after? will you call your mom to detect juju even after you get married? or you think it is only for single guys?
you better be a man and start making FIRM decisions instead of coming here to ask us if you should eat meatpie.

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Re: Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by Kobojunkie: 7:16pm On Jan 05, 2023
paxx:
you didn’t address all the other concerns. what about my moms warning? what about her green card issue?
What has your mom to do with anything? Does she also decide what color pants you get to wear and what job you can apply for? undecided
Re: Is My GF Using Juju On Me For Green Card? by nicerod(m): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
Small boy leave this girl alone

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