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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:37am On Jan 08, 2023
dynicks:
Most Nigerian pastors right now....

Agree to all I say or you perish!!
Vincenzo Cassano!
Is this photo from the movie? cheesy

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Vl3ly: 8:37am On Jan 08, 2023
Smile
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Mrkindness: 8:38am On Jan 08, 2023
TheChameleon:
grin

The so-called men of God couldn't predict the corona pandemic - the start and end.

So why would I believe anything from them?
this supposed to be for Christians , not for unbelievers.
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by TheChameleon: 8:42am On Jan 08, 2023
Mrkindness:
this supposed to be for Christians , not for unbelievers.

Then the Christians can kiss my black ass if they can't use their brains.
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Amuluonyenaego: 8:44am On Jan 08, 2023
Curious345:
true

hear this BRAND NEW prophecy

"TINUBU WILL LOOSE AND GO ON SELF EXILE NEXT MONTH "
And I say amen to that prophesy
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Timekeeper452: 8:44am On Jan 08, 2023
You are a fool if you allow prophecies guide your life. Make your prophecies. No one knows how they’ll die.

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Mrkindness: 8:45am On Jan 08, 2023
TheChameleon:


Then the Christians can kiss my black ass if they can't use their brains.
I wonder why seun will allow muslims and pagans to desecrate Christians page on this forum.
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by JeffreyJunior: 8:46am On Jan 08, 2023
TheChameleon:
grin

The so-called men of God couldn't predict the corona pandemic - the start and end.

So why would I believe anything from them?
Hahaha. cheesy
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by JoeNL22(m): 8:46am On Jan 08, 2023
There is a prophecy that this man below will become president in may, 2023.

Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Curious345: 8:50am On Jan 08, 2023
muykem:
Tinubu is the next president of Federal Republic of Nigeria. Stop listening to IPOB sympathisers prophets.
I heard 12m obidients have so far collected their PVC how can we stop them
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by TheChameleon: 8:51am On Jan 08, 2023
Mrkindness:
I wonder why seun will allow muslims and pagans to desecrate Christians page on this forum.

Go to the Muslim page and see what Christians say.

And see. This is not an anti religion post. It was a statement of facts
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by juman(m): 8:54am On Jan 08, 2023
heykims:
Prophecies from scammers

Gbam.
They are scammers.

If you need real prophecy baba alawo knows.

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Seb4luv1: 9:02am On Jan 08, 2023
SHINJA:
Happy Sunday..

Curse be upon any Christian that will vote for a Muslim-muslim ticket .

God bless Southsouth and Southwest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt84W_W2CNU&feature=share

Watch this video about tinubu winning the election and stabilising the economy
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by OsilaGama(m): 9:08am On Jan 08, 2023
HitSong:
grin grin

Fools


Prophesy kill una there

Useless people saying calculative nonsense.

It's like saying Tinubu will win the presidential election, WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY?
Na only OBIdiotṣ and people living in denial or deceiving themselves.

now that is hate speech
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Nobody: 9:44am On Jan 08, 2023
Religion was exposed for the fraud it is and has always been, when no single religious sect could foresee the outburst of Corona Virus. None received so-called divine direction as to when the virus was to end and none could heal a single soul of the disease. Instead, all religious houses closed shop and the leaders all went underneath their bed sheets like the rest of us.

That we're all able to return to our lives and businesses was through the tireless efforts of scientists and realists.

So make una rest with all this stupid religious nonsense! It is one of the sole reasons we're trapped in the abysmal state that the black race is in now.
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by plantist: 9:46am On Jan 08, 2023
Omooba77:
Many people believe, prophecies should be toyed with, nay. These are some things you must know;

1. It is meant to be for the future, when Isaiah foretold the birth of Jesus, many who heard it that who have called Isaiah a fake prophet, because Jesus was born in his time.

2. God doesn't joke with his words, nothing will fail of his pronouncements, Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

3. When God gives, prophecies, men must fulfilled their part, God said Israel must stay in foreign land for 400 years, Genesis 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years; but ended up spending extra 30 years and even wasted 40 years in the wilderness.

So brethren, I beseech you; Don't joke with prophecies.

Happy New Year 2023.

So which one should we pick when pastors give different prophesies to the same individual?
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by matm: 9:53am On Jan 08, 2023
Test every spirit to know if is of God says the bible.
The worst thing dt can happen to a Christian is to believe in whatever is called prophecy.
Demons live in many false prophets, and they pass messages as well which are accurate, but dt doesn't make them genuine.
Counter such false prophecies with pure prayer and they will not come to pass.
It's only prophecy from God the creator of heaven and earth that is genuine.But u must subject it to a test to be sure it's of God before acceptance.Christains beware!!!

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by phemmyfour: 10:05am On Jan 08, 2023
Omooba77:
Many people believe, prophecies should be toyed with, nay. These are some things you must know;

1. It is meant to be for the future, when Isaiah foretold the birth of Jesus, many who heard it that who have called Isaiah a fake prophet, because Jesus was born in his time.

2. God doesn't joke with his words, nothing will fail of his pronouncements, Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

3. When God gives, prophecies, men must fulfilled their part, God said Israel must stay in foreign land for 400 years, Genesis 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years; but ended up spending extra 30 years and even wasted 40 years in the wilderness.

So brethren, I beseech you; Don't joke with prophecies.

Happy New Year 2023.
Fake prophecies everywhere. Woe unto them who speaks when God has not spoken
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by lomprico(m): 10:06am On Jan 08, 2023
Omooba77:
Many people believe, prophecies should be toyed with, nay. These are some things you must know;

1. It is meant to be for the future, when Isaiah foretold the birth of Jesus, many who heard it that who have called Isaiah a fake prophet, because Jesus was born in his time.

2. God doesn't joke with his words, nothing will fail of his pronouncements, Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

3. When God gives, prophecies, men must fulfilled their part, God said Israel must stay in foreign land for 400 years, Genesis 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years; but ended up spending extra 30 years and even wasted 40 years in the wilderness.

So brethren, I beseech you; Don't joke with prophecies.

Happy New Year 2023.

There are no prophets again.

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by iramure(m): 10:26am On Jan 08, 2023
Whoever takes any Nigeria so called pastor including the billionaire ones serious on anything thing they say or prophesy can actually believe Nigeria is in North America continent.

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by cliqtips: 10:39am On Jan 08, 2023
TheChameleon:
grin

The so-called men of God couldn't predict the corona pandemic - the start and end.

So why would I believe anything from them?
Lol... do you think it's only men of God that have access to God's information?

Do you think you can't see things yourself ?

Or why can't you see things in the spiritual realm too ?

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Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by saintkel(m): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2023
SenatePresdo:
What our prophets do nowadays is prediction, which majority doesn't come to past.
Some said Hillary Clinton would win US elections.

Some said GEJ would Win Buhari, some said Buhari would win GEJ.
does it mean Holy Ghost speak with different mouth to the prophets?

There is never a point where I believe that a prophecy won't come to pass.

As a matter of fact, the more you are working to avert a prophecy from fulfilling, the more you are working towards its fulfillment.

Prophecy is like fate, it can never be averted.
that's not true
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by MrNipplesLover(m): 10:45am On Jan 08, 2023
Thank you, Almighty Father...


❤❤❤❤
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by Illegal1(m): 10:51am On Jan 08, 2023
99% nigeria prophet are fake,dem no dey anytin frm God...
they only predict wat will happen.....
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by rajiedreez: 10:52am On Jan 08, 2023
Even when direct opposite of it occurs.

Majority are forecasters and not prophets.
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by TheChameleon: 10:58am On Jan 08, 2023
cliqtips:

Lol... do you think it's only men of God that have access to God's information?

Do you think you can't see things yourself ?

Or why can't you see things in the spiritual realm too ?

Did they predict / prophesy the COVID-19 pandemic?

Just answer yes or no instead of barking
Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by BigBizzy(m): 11:11am On Jan 08, 2023
...but Nigerian pastors don't give prophecy na...just predictions.

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