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Letter Bomb To My Daddy by Tkartworld(m): 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2011
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!
Your loving daughter,
Rosie

Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by Afam4eva(m): 12:37pm On Sep 04, 2011
I can't stop laughing.
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by StudioCFR(m): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2011
Exits Thread
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by ARareGem(f): 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2011
I've been waiting for someone to post this joke. Thank you.
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by StudioCFR(m): 3:06pm On Sep 04, 2011
Lol
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by mikuz(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2011
How come the joke is not here?
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by muazulaw(m): 7:44pm On Sep 05, 2011
Its not a joke but its cool, he got d idea from one yellow book for technical writting skill training,

liked it wen i first saw it. welldone poster. some of u just beef pple anyhw, hw tried. atleast he took his tym to type or copy it
mtceehwww, una go just dey beef on all pages , joke una no fit post, kip up d good job jare, poster
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by oderemo(m): 9:14pm On Sep 05, 2011
can some1 wake me up 2mrw.
pls pass me the 3 barrels.
next.
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by StudioCFR(m): 10:02pm On Sep 05, 2011
Lol
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by Nymphnode(m): 10:09am On Sep 06, 2011
Imagine
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by kodylicky(f): 11:51am On Sep 06, 2011
smiley
Re: Letter Bomb To My Daddy by Exponental(m): 12:27pm On Sep 06, 2011
Copy n paste.
Somewhere on ds thread with anoda topic.

So y use d bomb stuff? no boko haram, no al-qaeda.

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