Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,460 members, 7,850,607 topics. Date: Wednesday, 05 June 2024 at 05:39 AM

Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? - Romance (4) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? (29981 Views)

Pretty Nigerian Lady Disproves Okafor's Law At NYSC Camp (photo) / Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? / Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by adecz: 2:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
Every bad ❌❌thing must come from
a certain part of the country, populated
by people with flat back of the head ☹️☹️☹️
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Babastrong(m): 2:07pm On Jan 10, 2023
Akafor's law states that when Obi was paired with Atiku, we fu*ked their yarns with hard dick but now that Obi wants to receive it alone, we will tear his yarns with hardest and strongest dick ever.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by shegz24(m): 2:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
once debe, always debe
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by themes009(m): 2:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
Frawdboiy:
Once debe = Always debe


One odugu bitters for you bro

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Paracetamol01: 2:11pm On Jan 10, 2023
Okafor's law is just a cruise law
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by SenatePresdo(m): 2:11pm On Jan 10, 2023
TheOgaBoss:
maybe they did.not properly shine the p** when they had the chance

You are saying that if your marry, that your wife's ex must bleep her? grin

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by PJtech: 2:12pm On Jan 10, 2023
DaddyCK:


bro u never heard of brotherly love? I want to fukkk Siofra sir. I have already fukkk her juss 3 times last year sir. we havent fukk this year.

thats why i wannto fukk her sir and she will agree smiley

boss yo don forget me
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by SocialJustice: 2:12pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity
You done crase. grin

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Yankee101: 2:21pm On Jan 10, 2023
That's why the Bible recommends an undefiled bed

Marry as virgins
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Powersurge: 2:24pm On Jan 10, 2023
Brian47:

I was expecting to see you here as usual ranting.
Not surprised.

I was expecting someone to quote her. And you didn't disappoint me. I can bet Okafor's has worked on her b4.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Abduljabba1342(m): 2:26pm On Jan 10, 2023
Boss why you they vex na
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by DMerciful(m): 2:35pm On Jan 10, 2023
Once poked, can be repoked
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 10, 2023
ExcelDBM:


You see this one with FERNANDEZISBACK, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Jennyclay and Chichi. These ones just laze about all day and night constituting nuisance on nairaland. It is their soft work.
Do I know you? Never mention me again!

2 Likes

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by SapphireYj: 2:59pm On Jan 10, 2023
.

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by berbs112(m): 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Lmao
siofra:
It's the nonsense uncouth beer parlour regular customers say to console themselves angry
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Paramount01(m): 3:34pm On Jan 10, 2023
AskProf:


The title of a 2016 movie (romance/ drama) directed by Omoni Oboli.


Where can I download it?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Chizzychinny: 3:34pm On Jan 10, 2023
It says old firewood easily catch fire �

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by AskProf: 3:38pm On Jan 10, 2023
Paramount01:



Where can I download it?


Honestly, I dont know. You can check Google.

I haven't watched it.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Djreloaded(m): 3:57pm On Jan 10, 2023
grin
sharpshap:
A Congo once shined can always be re shined as long as there is an agreement between the Bangee and the Bangor.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Apprentice360: 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2023
Okafor's law is just a cruise law, you can never find a topic about it anywhere else other than nairaland ( home of cruised) and the originators is king Nwaimaikpe (may he live long), a simple search on google can not provide a strand of informations about the fantasy law other than redirecting you to Nairaland.

2 Likes

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Idaytesj29(m): 4:27pm On Jan 10, 2023
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

Credits: Nwaamikpe.

3 Likes

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by ExcelDBM: 4:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Sweetplum:

Do I know you? Never mention me again!

grin grin grin
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by perdollar(m): 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2023
Shadysen:
Are you the one that got married this year with that thick lady in ph?
no sir
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by samonak(m): 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2023
DaddyCK:


bro u never heard of brotherly love? I want to fukkk Siofra sir. I have already fukkk her juss 3 times last year sir. we havent fukk this year.

thats why i wannto fukk her sir and she will agree smiley
You need deliverance. Oya Siofra kon answer your "brother" grin grin
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Hassanmaye(m): 5:14pm On Jan 10, 2023
miracood:


Quick Google search would have given u the answer.

But Okafor's law is of the veiw that u/ your can still smash an ex/u even if the relationship stopped 10 years ago... Even if she's married to the most powerful man or u're married to the most beautiful lady in the world.
what if you have never have sex before with the ex?
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by ALFADOS(m): 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2023
May the Almighty forgive you all that make comments, sin no more

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by freedomchild: 5:18pm On Jan 10, 2023
Buddha3:


LMAO!

You don even derive formular for am. People wey normal for this nairaland no reach seven. And you're not anywhere near that list.
I dey tells you
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Kobicove(m): 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2023
Paramount01:



Where can I download it?

For your infor this law was postulated long before this movie by Omoni Oboli was made...just so you know

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by BrazilianOG(m): 5:27pm On Jan 10, 2023
grin shocked cheesy grin Nland na werey
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Thazard(m): 6:08pm On Jan 10, 2023
hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity


gringringrin

1 Like

Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 10, 2023
Hassanmaye:
what if you have never have sex before with the ex?

Okafor's law comes into play when you've shine the Congo at least once before.
Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by iammolise(m): 6:55pm On Jan 10, 2023
States that; once a kpekus has been drilled by a particular joystick, that same joystick can always redrill that particular kpekus at any time in the future, given good circumstance and favourable opportunity.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply)

Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) / Reasons You Shouldn’t Trust Men So Easily / Why Must Men still Use Ring To Prospose Instead Of Cars, Landed Properties?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 25
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.