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Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by snowwhyte607: 10:29am On Jan 22, 2023
'FINGER IN THE DEAD BODY'S ANUS'

First-year the University of Ghana medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.

The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his mouth & TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...

Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation".

I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!😁

Life is all about paying attention to everything you come across even if it means nothing to you.

This year 2023, decide to be observant, those who pay attention and observe learn faster than those who move with the tide of life.

Observe what is happening in your spiritual life,

Observe what is happening with your relationship with your friends,

Observe what is happening in your marriage,

Observe what is happening with your children,

Observe what is happening in your business.

Observe what is happening in the political and economic sectors.

Don't just only pray, pray and watch, to watch means to observe.

Pay close attention to your life, don't live life carelessly hoping for things to change.



Go ahead and get your PVC!!!!!!!!!!!

A Happy Sunday to you all
Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by SLAP44: 10:32am On Jan 22, 2023
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Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by CodeTemplar: 10:33am On Jan 22, 2023
Trashy. Disgusting. Irritating.

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Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by Tinububalls: 10:59am On Jan 22, 2023
Why are you lying?
I have heard this story from wayback, it never happened in Ghana.

I'm attacking the messenger for lying.
Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by illicit(m): 11:04am On Jan 22, 2023
You shouldn't have written that he inserted his finger in... and tasted IT(the finger)

You should have said ' he inserted his finger in... and tasted his finger...

Your statement means he actually tasted the same finger

Mine means he tasted any of his fingers
Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by brain54(m): 11:12am On Jan 22, 2023
Nasty…


Good thing they all fainted in the hospital though!
Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by Emmanuella00(f): 11:19am On Jan 22, 2023
If I'm the one,i know say I'll not obey the rules...
The students no get joy.
Re: Finger In The Dead Body's Anus! by Berrityga: 11:46am On Jan 22, 2023
Nice write up.. Got me laughing but its very inspiring.. Right now I feel like putting my finger in gtb anus

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