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Campaign In Hell. by Imemine: 11:01am On Jan 23, 2023 |
While preaching in the church, a priest told of how the soul of a dead man was given an opportunity to choose where to spend eternity. The two places shown to him were supposedly great, but for some obvious differences. 1. The first has the bubbling earthly life style with big parties, good dressing, flashy cars, good foods etc. 2. The second had all the good things, but was calm, organized, rhythmic, etc. After watching the two he settled for the first. 'Why the first ?' he was asked. 'It's obvious - there's good life over there" he answered His wish was granted. On getting back there he hard cries and saw people in anguish in burning fire. 'No! Wrong place' he screamed walking away. 'You're welcome son. You're in the right place.' the gate keeper answered pushing him into the fire. 'But, but, there was merriment and good time minutes ago' he wailed. 'Yes. That was because we were campaigning for your soul.' ' Vote wisely. |
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