Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,847 members, 7,838,041 topics. Date: Thursday, 23 May 2024 at 02:34 PM

The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria (566 Views)

15 Mouth Watering Olden Days Lies Our Elders Told Us While Growing Up. / What's The Scariest Thing You Ever Done Growing Up As A Kid. / 5 Lies They Told Us Growing Up In Nigeria (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:11am On Feb 04, 2023
lets Go.


1. grin

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:12am On Feb 04, 2023
2.

Me: I'm going to my friend's house
Mum: Why can't your friends come here?

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:15am On Feb 04, 2023
3.

People In the pharmacy when you're buying Contraceptive or Condom

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by Terri3Assets1: 7:15am On Feb 04, 2023
Ok
Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:16am On Feb 04, 2023
4.

when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:16am On Feb 04, 2023
5.

Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother"

Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother"

2 Likes

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:20am On Feb 04, 2023
6.

When you asked your mum to buy you Nike and she buys NIXE.

And say, wear it,. It's the same. This one will last

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:21am On Feb 04, 2023
7.

Mum :Who broke dis plate
Me :Ermmm...
Mum : just tell me I won't beat you
Me : It's me..
Mum :

2 Likes

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:23am On Feb 04, 2023
Christian children can relate

grin

2 Likes

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:25am On Feb 04, 2023
Me: This is the water you asked for. Where shpuld I put it?
Dad/Mum: kuku gbe s'ori mi(come and put it on my head)

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:26am On Feb 04, 2023
9.

When you wake up and you are the only one at home.

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:28am On Feb 04, 2023
10.

when you chop better beating from mummy and you are threatening of committing suicide.

grin

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:29am On Feb 04, 2023
Mum: Go and collect bucket for me from mama Kebiru
me; (Don't want to go) I saw her going to the market this morning
Mum: Go and check there, may be she's back.
Me;

2 Likes

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:33am On Feb 04, 2023
Me with my friends gisting in the palour :

That I too know friend: I scored 9As and Just 1B in my exams.

Me: I was not feeling fine when we wrote exams:

Mummy:

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:36am On Feb 04, 2023
@Mynd44, @seun @lalasticlala,

let us laugh, no matter our current situation grin
Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MMempire(m): 7:42am On Feb 04, 2023
@Op, thanks for making me laugh.
Guys Pls, look into number 1 very well to know where you stand. No mumu yourself go do Val for the wrong coded hustler this Feb 14.
Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 8:23am On Feb 04, 2023
MMempire:
@Op, thanks for making me laugh.
Guys Pls, look into number 1 very well to know where you stand. No mumu yourself go do Val for the wrong coded hustler this Feb 14.

😂. They no go learn. Now that the issue of naira is on ground.

Some guys m*mu

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 8:23am On Feb 04, 2023
MMempire:
@Op, thanks for making me laugh.
Guys Pls, look into number 1 very well to know where you stand. No mumu yourself go do Val for the wrong coded hustler this Feb 14.

😂. They no go learn. Now that the issue of naira is on ground.

Some guys mvmu

1 Like

Re: The Ecstasy Of Growing Up In Nigeria by MZEE01: 7:35am On Aug 05, 2023
Follow up

(1) (Reply)

Greedy Boy / Perspective / Forgot Something?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.