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Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:37am On Feb 04, 2023
More like a bizzare animal porn but they're facts.

If you think porn’s messed up then frankly you should check out some of the dubious sexual practices that go down in the animal kingdom.

Grab a seat

The male walrus has the biggest penis bone in the animal kingdom – 66cm



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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:40am On Feb 04, 2023
Male Alligators Have Permanent Erections

The males are endowed with permanently erect joysticks, layered with numerous coats of the stiff protein collagen, that lurk inside their cloacas (chambers that contain digestive and reproductive organs), then burst out suddenly. grin

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:45am On Feb 04, 2023
Female Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas


Female kangaroos (all marsupials, for that matter) possess three vaginal tubes but only one vaginal opening, eliminating any confusion on the part of their mates. When males inseminate females, their sperm travels up either (or both) of the side tubes, and about 30 days later the tiny joey travels down the central tube, from which it slowly makes its way to its mother's pouch for the remainder of its gestation.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:48am On Feb 04, 2023
Antechinus Males Copulate Themselves to Death


The antechinus, a tiny, mouselike marsupial of Australia, would be almost anonymous except for one odd fact: During their brief mating season, the males of this genus copulate with females for up to 12 hours straight, stripping their bodies of vital proteins in the process and dismantling their immune systems. Shortly afterward, the exhausted males drop dead, and the females go on to bear litters with mixed paternity (different babies have different fathers). The moms live a bit longer to nurture their young, but they usually die within the year, having had the opportunity to breed only once.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:55am On Feb 04, 2023
Male Porcupines Urinate on Females Before Sex

Once a year, male porcupines cluster around available females, fighting, biting, and scratching one another for the right to mate. The winner then climbs onto a tree branch and urinates copiously on the female, which stimulates her to go into estrus. The rest is somewhat anticlimactic: The female folds back her quills so as not to impale her partner, and more routine insemination takes only a few seconds.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:56am On Feb 04, 2023
Barnacles Have Enormous joysticks


You might imagine that an animal that spends its entire life tethered to one spot has a relatively sedate sex life. In fact, though, barnacles (one shouldn't say "male" barnacles since these animals are hermaphroditic) are equipped with the largest joysticks, relative to their size, of any creatures on earth, as much as eight times longer than their bodies.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 9:56am On Feb 04, 2023
Female Chickens Can Eject Unwanted Sperm
cool

Female chickens, or hens, tend to be smaller than roosters and often can't resist less-than-desirable males insistent on mating. After the act, though, enraged or disappointed females can eject up to 80% of the offending male's sperm, allowing for the possibility that they might then be impregnated by roosters higher up in the pecking order.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Mercury12(m): 10:27am On Feb 04, 2023
Lol
Amazing

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by PortHarcourtcit(m): 10:42am On Feb 04, 2023
Front page ASAP...

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Bigseven(m): 10:44am On Feb 04, 2023
Female spider kills the male spider immediately after successful mating.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 10:55am On Feb 04, 2023
Male Honeybees Lose Their joysticks While Mating


Everyone talks about colony collapse disorder, which is devastating bee populations worldwide, but not many people seem to care about the peculiar plight of the individual drone honeybee. Before a queen bee can assume her exalted title, she begins her life as a virgin bee and must be inseminated by a male to step up to the throne. That's where the unfortunate drone comes in: In the course of mating with the heir apparent, the male's penis rips off, still inserted into the female, and he flies off to die. Given the gruesome fate of male honeybees, it's no surprise that full-grown queens deliberately breed them for use in their "mating yards."

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 10:59am On Feb 04, 2023
Sheep Have a High Rate of Homosexuality


Homosexuality is an inherited biological trait in some members of the animal kingdom, and nowhere is homosexuality more rife than among male sheep. By some estimates, almost 10 percent of rams prefer to mate with other rams rather than females. Lest you think this is the unintended result of human husbandry, studies have shown that the behavior of these sheep is reflected in a specific area of their brains, the hypothalamus, and is a hard-wired rather than learned behavior.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Sucre6: 11:02am On Feb 04, 2023
Zimri:
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[b]The males are endowed with permanently erect joysticks, layered with numerous coats of the stiff protein collagen, that lurk inside their cloacas (chambers that contain digestive and reproductive organs), then burst out suddenly. grin

This one weak me 🤣

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:02am On Feb 04, 2023
This sounds cool though

Male Damselflies Can Remove the Sperm of Competitors


Most animals that lose out during mating season must be content with their fate. Not so with the male damselfly, which can use its weirdly shaped insectile penis to literally scrape the sperm of its immediate predecessor out of the female's cloaca, thus increasing the odds of propagating his own DNA. One byproduct of this strategy is that it takes damselflies an unusually long time to complete the act of mating, which is why these insects can often be seen flying in tandem over long distances.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:04am On Feb 04, 2023
Sucre6:


This one weak me 🤣

You're forever hard. Way to go for porn* business grin

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:09am On Feb 04, 2023
Sex is a death sentence for male quolls

This story sums it up

Imagine you have sex with a man, who, after impregnating you, goes out into the night, climbing, jumping, galloping and bounding through the streets in search of other sex partners. Each day, he travels up to 35 kilometers.

When you meet him a few weeks later, you notice he's not doing very well. He has lost some hair and is thinner than when you first met him. He tells you he's only been sleeping one hour per night.

You are concerned, but he keeps at it. After leaving your apartment, he takes off on another 35km jaunt across the city, seeking new sex partners.

The cycle continues until one day, about a month later, you find out he is dead.


Researchers found that over the course of a day in the matin season, some of the male quolls were traveling very far distances and resting much less than the females. Some of the male quolls traveled 10km in a day — the human equivalent is around 35km, author Christofer Clemente told DW in an email.

And they only rested an average of 7% of the day. That's about one hour.

The females, on the other hand, rested around 24% of the day — five hours — which Clemente said was normal.

This lack of sleep could be making the quolls more vulnerable to predator attacks, the researchers wrote, or could simply be causing death due to exhaustion

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Sucre6: 11:10am On Feb 04, 2023
Zimri:


You're forever hard. Way to go for porn* business grin

Aswear, I fit rich pass dangote acting porn self, cos I no dey go flat after ejaculating 😅
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:11am On Feb 04, 2023
Sucre6:


Aswear, I fit rich pass dangote acting porn self, cos I no dey go flat after ejaculating 😅

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Sucre6: 11:14am On Feb 04, 2023
Zimri:
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[b]This story sums it up





Researchers found that over the course of a day in the matin season, some of the male quolls were traveling very far distances and resting much less than the females. Some of the male quolls traveled 10km in a day — the human equivalent is around 35km, author Christofer Clemente told DW in an email.

And they only rested an average of 7% of the day. That's about one hour.

The females, on the other hand, rested around 24% of the day — five hours — which Clemente said was normal.

This lack of sleep could be making the quolls more vulnerable to predator attacks, the researchers wrote, or could simply be causing death due to exhaustion

This one off me too 😂😂😂
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:16am On Feb 04, 2023
Anything goes with bedbugs


When a male gets in the mood, he’ll mount a recently fed female (or, sometimes, male) and plunge his sharp, needle-like penis directly into her abdomen, ejaculating into the open wound (bypassing her perfectly functional reproductive tract, which is used only for outbound eggs). The sperm finds its way through a labyrinth of lymph (insect blood) to the ovaries, where it fertilizes the recovering female’s eggs.

The encounter is as violent as it sounds: Females can die from their injuries or ensuing infections. They do, however, have a few tricks to survive, including a mighty genital structure called the spermalege that bolsters healing and immunity. In some cases, the female can stop this sexual soirée before it begins by curling forward, making it more difficult for the male to access her vulnerable belly. Why this doesn’t happen on every bed bug date remains a mystery.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2023
This sounds transgender to me. angry


Neotrogla barklice, flea-sized insects native to the caves of southeastern Brazil, are notable for their extreme sex reversal: Females carry penis-like organs called gynosomes used to penetrate the vagina-like genitals of males during copulation.

These bizarrely backwards rendezvous, in which the gynosome will siphon sperm from inside the male’s body, can last between 40 and 70 hours. Neotrogla sperm, which is chock-full of nutrients, doesn’t just fertilize the female’s eggs: It also keeps her fed during sustained bouts of intercourse.

To stabilize herself during the prolonged act of procreation, the female will anchor herself inside the male via patches of spines that adorn her gynosome. This sexual Velcro is so effective that attempts to separate barklice in flagrante have ended in tragedy, with the male torn in two, his reproductive organs still clinging to the female’s barbed member.

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2023

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Nobody: 11:42am On Feb 04, 2023
The learning point is


Sex kills especially the males

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Bakrabas: 12:35pm On Feb 04, 2023
The knowledge about the nature is unlimited

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Josbreed: 12:44pm On Feb 04, 2023
What about hyenas?

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Tenshades(m): 1:18pm On Feb 04, 2023
That cause of alligator's permanent erection needs to be studied.

ED men go need to dey hunt alligators be dat

Oloshoism exists in Antechinus kingdom...wonderful

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Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Jidenkem: 1:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
Nice article
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 2:01pm On Feb 04, 2023
Josbreed:
What about hyenas?
You mean childbirth? You can add yours as well.
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 2:02pm On Feb 04, 2023
AbdulMagaji:
The learning point is


Sex kills especially the males

More like it
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Josbreed: 2:02pm On Feb 04, 2023
Zimri:

You mean childbirth? You can add yours as well.
Sexual favts about them. Moreover, it's your post, I don't want to shine pass you.
Re: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by Zimri(m): 2:08pm On Feb 04, 2023
Josbreed:

Sexual favts about them. Moreover, it's your post, I don't want to shine pass you.

If you wan shine shine.
There are tons and tons of sexual facts I couldn't cover.
Moreover, this is my first post in 5 months I don't know when I'm posting another. If you get anything to add, add nairaland no dey pay anybody money.

Let's see what's special about hyenas sex life

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