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The Real Me by ice234: 6:40am On Sep 09, 2011
Name: Ice234  
Nickname: fùçk lord
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile, alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.
Re: The Real Me by Nobody: 6:52am On Sep 09, 2011
Nice copy and paste. I saw this stuff on a friends twitter page months ago
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 8:07am On Sep 09, 2011
So u have perfected the act of lying so well. Even with twitlonger. It can't still take it.
Re: The Real Me by Brisingr(m): 8:08am On Sep 09, 2011
LWKMD wetin u kall 99% of yur post if u no dey do shakara
Re: The Real Me by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 09, 2011
*****Yawns***** Boring! undecided
Re: The Real Me by Tjluv: 9:48am On Sep 09, 2011
Bravo! Clap for yourself
Re: The Real Me by MrCork17: 9:52am On Sep 09, 2011
ice234:

Name: Ice234  
Nickname: fùçk lord
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile, alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.


ice234. Sounds like you need theraphy undecided
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 12:20pm On Sep 09, 2011
what type will u give me
Re: The Real Me by Tosinville(m): 12:26pm On Sep 09, 2011
Bullshit, what a waste of space.
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 3:34pm On Sep 09, 2011
Tosinville:

Bullshit, what a waste of space.
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thunder fire ur no long thing there
Re: The Real Me by Mynd44: 3:41pm On Sep 09, 2011
Looks like someone has been watching cartoons
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 3:45pm On Sep 09, 2011
yes ben 10
Re: The Real Me by Mynd44: 3:49pm On Sep 09, 2011
^^^
Na lie na Superman you watch
Re: The Real Me by gree212: 3:51pm On Sep 09, 2011
It looks like you are bored. this would have been better on your Facebook profile "about me"
Re: The Real Me by ronkebp(f): 3:54pm On Sep 09, 2011
Good for you!!, you ought to be proud of yourself. wink wink
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 3:58pm On Sep 09, 2011
gree212:

It looks like you are bored. this would have been better on your Facebook profile "about me"
dont have a facebook profile
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 3:59pm On Sep 09, 2011
Mynd_44:

^^^
Na lie na Superman you watch
i swear na ben 10
Re: The Real Me by Mynd44: 4:10pm On Sep 09, 2011
^^^
Okay wetin be Ben 10 father name?
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 4:15pm On Sep 09, 2011
Ben 09
Re: The Real Me by Nobody: 4:51am On Sep 12, 2011
smh.
Re: The Real Me by ice234: 7:53am On Sep 12, 2011
Smh 2

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