This girl touched my buttocx
And I also touched her buttox
Now she slapped me
I replied with a dirty rebound slap
She has reported me to police













U will see me again In Lagos after the election s

Proud obidient

Bushyanus must be a very stinky person. Tuueehh

U touch me, I touch u, God no go vex
U slap me, I slap u, God no go vex

Wotoporiously speaking

Which kind Akbc news be this one na, abi una two dey on meds? 😂🤣

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How you take dey enter Nairaland from police cell?

Nairaland and cruise story be like kilode ...

But on a more serious note, if a female makes the mistake of laying her hands on you, make sure she never makes the same mistake twice ...

And the best way to do that is to give her a resounding slap that will make her reason her entire life ...

The only reason why a woman will slap a man even though she knows is far stronger than she is, is because she knows that there wouldn't be any repercussion ...

Once you let her know that there will be repercussions to her stupidity, then watch her fall in place ...

Men are told never to lay hands on women and women have taken advantage of this to become very vile and abusive ...

That's why I tell men, no matter who it is whether male or female, be sure to defend yourself when you're attacked ...