What you are about to see is top secret. Use it wisely. Use it rarely.

Otherwise, your girlfriend will go broke and Bleep your father to raise money.

Anyway, here's how to ask your girlfriend for money and get it:

You: My love, my mother has been in the hospital since last week.

GF: AHH! Why didn't you tell me.

You: Didn't want you to get worried.

GF: Shouldn't have done that. How is she?

You: Not fine ooo. In fact, she hasn't eaten since morning. She hasn't been able to take her drugs, either.

GF: Eeewo...why?

You: No money o. I spent all my savings on the hospital bills. I also borrowed money from Mr. [INSERT NAME OF A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR]

GF: This is serious oh.

You: Very very serious. I don't know if you can help me with anything.

GF: Don't worry, I'm on my way to you with jollof rice. Where is your Mom admitted?




You will NEVER get shishi from your Nigerian girlfriend.

lol

No Be Small..She Must Know D Real Truth

Hahahhaha ...
The "I'm on my way with jollof rice" got me cracking up ...

But on a serious note sha...
Majority of females are damn broke ...

Most of them can't even afford pads without a man's help, talk more of helping another ...

The remainder of the population are too stingy and entitled to even give money to a man ...

They go about with the "collect - collect" mentality, never reciprocating ...

Only a handful of females literally, will show up financially for their man ...

This is why I don't blame men for wanting to get in-between a woman's legs before rendering any form of assistance ...