10 There was a famine in the land, so Abram went down to Egypt to live there for a while because the famine in the land was severe. 11 When he was about to enter Egypt, he said to his wife Sarai, “Look, I know what a beautiful woman you are. 12 When the Egyptians see you, they will say, ‘This is his wife.’ They will kill me but let you live.

Why was this scumbag projecting his vile character? Why was he scared? Wasn’t he accompanied by the bad ass murdering god?
The Hebrews, while displaying all manner of depravity, love to calumnize other people. “They will kill me” because there are no beautiful women in Egypt except your sexagenarian sister wife.

Please say you’re my sister so it will go well for me because of you, and my life will be spared on your account.” 14 When Abram entered Egypt, the Egyptians saw that the woman was very beautiful. 15 Pharaoh’s officials saw her and praised her to Pharaoh, so the woman was taken to Pharaoh’s household. 16 He treated Abram well because of her, and Abram acquired flocks and herds, male and female donkeys, male and female slaves, and camels.

That 65 year old pussy must have been working overtime for Abram to receive male and female slaves. one of the earliest examples that lord god (the “author of morality” according to his slaves) did not have any problems with slavery.

17 But the Lord struck Pharaoh and his household with severe plagues because of Abram’s wife Sarai. 18 So Pharaoh sent for Abram and said, “What have you done to me? Why didn’t you tell me she was your wife? 19 Why did you say, ‘She’s my sister,’ so that I took her as my wife? Now, here is your wife. Take her and go!” 20 Then Pharaoh gave his men orders about him, and they sent him away with his wife and all he had.

The moral of the story. P!mp your sister wife for wealth with support from your god who acts like a mob boss.

From there Abraham traveled to the region of the Negev and settled between Kadesh and Shur. While he lived in Gerar, 2 Abraham said about his wife Sarah, “She is my sister.” So Abimelech king of Gerar had Sarah brought to him.

Here we go again!

But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night and said to him, “You are about to die because of the woman you have taken, for she is a married woman.”

Psycho god ready to kill. Thou shalt not kill, you maniac!!

Now Abimelech had not approached her, so he said, “Lord, would You destroy a nation even though it is innocent? 5 Didn’t he himself say to me, ‘She is my sister’? And she herself said, ‘He is my brother.’ I did this with a clear conscience and clean hands.”

Doesn’t matter, you are still going to be extorted with a “clear conscience”.

Then God said to him in the dream, “Yes, I know that you did this with a clear conscience. I have also kept you from sinning against Me. Therefore I have not let you touch her.

Then why did you threaten him, you bloodthirsty shit?
Here, we get an early example of the god acting like a puppeteer. The unnamed pharaoh will get the brunt of this magical power later on.

Now return the man’s wife, for he is a prophet, and he will pray for you and you will live. But if you do not return her, know that you will certainly die, you and all who are yours.”

A “prophet”. The special man amongst the special people. Yea yea yea, we know you will kill everything. Your favorite pastime.

Early in the morning Abimelech got up, called all his servants together, and personally told them all these things, and the men were terrified.

Lord god the terrorist. The patron of terrorists Moses and Mohammed.

Then Abimelech called Abraham in and said to him, “What have you done to us? How did I sin against you that you have brought such enormous guilt on me and on my kingdom? You have done things to me that should never be done.” 10 Abimelech also said to Abraham, “What did you intend when you did this thing?”

Abimelech, let me introduce you to Abram, the most special snowflake in the whole universe. His god created the whole universe and specifically chose him as the bestest of the best. Very very special snowflake.

Abraham replied, “I thought, ‘There is absolutely no fear of God in this place. They will kill me because of my wife.’

No wonder some people say the jew will strike you while crying out loud. With demented stories like this, how can you trust them? This fool, his sister wife, and his god are causing mayhem but he has the nerve to play the victim.

Mr. Chosen People, the only killer here so far is your god. Don’t worry, your god has threatened them so there is a “fear of god” in this place now.

Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not the daughter of my mother, and she became my wife

Sister fucking motherfucker.

So when God had me wander from my father’s house, I said to her: Show your loyalty to me wherever we go and say about me: ‘He’s my brother.’”

R3tard, you are her brother!!

Then Abimelech took sheep and cattle and male and female slaves, gave them to Abraham, and returned his wife Sarah to him. Abimelech said, “Look, my land is before you. Settle wherever you want.”16 And he said to Sarah, “Look, I am giving your brother 1,000 pieces of silver. It is a verification of your honor to all who are with you. You are fully vindicated.”

The chosen thief gets more property by extortion.

Then Abraham prayed to God, and God healed Abimelech, his wife, and his female slaves so that they could bear children, 18 for the Lord had completely closed all the wombs in Abimelech’s household on account of Sarah, Abraham’s wife.


What a shitshow! Lord god moving like Tony Soprano.

You missed the whole point. The word of God is in principles and are meant to reveal God's ways to you. They are not personal issues compiled to entertain.

CodeTemplar:
You missed the whole point. The word of God is in principles and are meant to reveal God's ways to you. They are not personal issues compiled to entertain.

What does “word of god” even mean? Was any of it authored by Mr.God?

What are the principles in these extortion sagas?
His ways are very apparent in the story and I am thoroughly entertained.

What if I choose to reveal McMickie’s beneficent ways and principles by telling a story of a rapist who is rewarded while the victim and her hometown are destroyed?
Would you consider me sane and honest?

This guy just have personal beef with God cus I see no reason for this post.

When you feel you are offended there's a certainty that you will provide a narrative that would suit your perspective of what has happened. And this is the best opinion you can come up with?

Atheist like you... I mean Christian slanders like you are always spot on with facing one religion. Why?

I hope you keep same energy for other religions as you slander the Christians and the Bible.

Haynnie:
This guy just have personal beef with God cus I see no reason for this post.

When you feel you are offended there's a certainty that you will provide a narrative that would suit your perspective of what has happened. And this is the best opinion you can come up with?

Atheist like you... I mean Christian slanders like you are always spot on with facing one religion. Why?

I hope you keep same energy for other religions as you slander the Christians and the Bible.

Genius, where did I insult Christianity?
If I want to insult christianity, I’d talk about the magic Jew that crawled out of a virgin’s ass. This is just an irreverent exposition on the absurdity that is the Hebrew nonsense some place on a pedestal .

I’m not an atheist though. Gods are nonsense, rubbish, nothing. It’s not a question of “belief”. I KNOW your gods are made from the same substance as McMIckie because McMickie “revealed” this truth to me. It’s akin to Moses’ revelations from his Lord except McMickie is technologically advanced so there was no thunderings, lightning, and smoke on the mountain when “They” appeared.