lefulefu:

omo the thing don pass me o!
imagine say babe wey no get level(ajepako) na im sabi form pass.i remember back in my skul days in lagos ajepako girls dem really dey boku but then na dem dey form pass and act as if dem no get sh1t for yansh.i remember one babe then wey i carry go amala joint an dis babe sef get big tribal marks for face but come see as she dey form."no darling i dont take all these dirty stuff u know".she come say then i come reply,"but baby these are real african dishes and as a real african lady u should be used to such",then the babe come reply,"darlin if u dont take me to mr biggs or chicken republic then nothing for u o!".i just shake my head and call am yeye ajepako girl for my mind.i remember dis calabar chick name Ekaete Iniobong wey i take go mister biggs after she refuse to go mama put with me.after she don demolish five plates of fried rice,two thick lap of chicken,six huge cups of ice cream and a bottle of small stout she come hug me and say,"oh baby thanks you for gaving me the rices and its chickens".chie! i come wonder,not only is dis babe a proper ajepako she also dey murder d english language die .even den there was this fine very light skinned igbo babe wey i be come dey trip for and as a proper guy man i come track am reach her school for east and there i come lost her hostel address so na im i come ask one babe with K-leg wearing undersized manchester united jersey and tight jeans the address of the hostel wey i dey look for.come see as d babe with duckeyes come dey halla,"shuo!! u no go leave me alone!! u no know say[b] i dey late for crass!(class).[/b]wetin dey do this babe i just come dey wonder.fine u no fine i dey ask u for directions and u dey accuse me of toasting u haba!.anyway sha i be come manage get the direction to the hostel and the babe wey give me d right direction be dey a bit ok only say her collarbones be dey show and she come even wear t-shirt we emphasize her bony shoulders.i come reach d babe hostel and u can imagine my surprise wen i come jam dis igbo chick and her friends dey demolish a huge bowl of akpu and egusi soup and dis one na d same babe wey say im no fit eat heavy food .ajepako naija girls una own don too much sef

pDude:

guy why na so so ajekpako girls wey you dey follow?

skypon2002:

Rotflmfao  
no kill me with laff ooo

toyemz:

@poster
you no say this na kiss and tell you dey do oh?
just thot i should let you know

sexkillz:

Yeah! And na Ajepako guys they fall for their formings pass!

Goldieluks:

lefulefu Rephrase your topic please.

lefulefu:

u don come wit your wahala again

Goldieluks:

Person no fit ask simple question/request again?

your own condition pass ajepako one sef
i don already diagnose your case na chronic congitolata na im dey worry u

, The guy don suffer o, im sure, na milk he go dey piss comot instead of urine

tellwisdom:

, The guy don suffer o, im sure, na milk he go dey piss comot instead of urine

pDude:

guy why na so so ajekpako girls wey you dey follow?