First of, thank you NL

Second, thanks to all the Admins., Crew, and you wonderful sisters who make this space habitable.

Finally, thank God for maturity. Why?

Because after a while, I want to share my experience on: MY FUNNIEST BREAK-UP EVER!🤣🤣🤣.

I've always thought the act of breaking up was always going to be sad and depressing, giving the few experiences I've had, and stories making the rounds. But, this one did not shock me o, neither did it make me sad instantly.

However, it makes me giggle especially when I recount how it all happened 😂😂😂.

Starting out...

I remember that beautiful morning when my tired self said a prayer before setting out that God should please send me a helper because I was tired of trekking to my bus stop every morning to catch a bus.

Omoh, like Zee World, on my way going, just close to my bus stop, that same morning, a car pulled up and behind the wheel was a huge, dark, gap - toothed, hansdome Uncle with dimples, whose smile just swept me off my feet.

There and then, he offered me a lift to work, and the Sunita in me could not just resist😄😄😄.

In his submission, he had seen and admired me on 3 occasions while trekking to my bus stop.

Shebi it's prayer answered? Ehn! I thought so, too.

But after 2 good years of no direction whatsoever, I decided to keep all the show of love aside, ponder very well on the constant quarrels and misunderstandings between us, while I get him and I to define what was going on between us as the 40+ Uncle was too relaxed for my liking.

Short text messages were the fastest media to reach him, so I used it.

I simply told him via the text that I can't continue the relationship anymore because I want to get married this year. Brother said nothing till the following morning when he came to pick me up so he could drop me off at work.

On our way, we practically dissected the text I sent, while I got to know some of the things I thought were wrong, and so I apologized immediately. Uncle told me it was ok - or so I thought, till we got to my bus stop.

SEE THE BREAK - UP HERE😀😀👇:

Him: Shebi this bus is the one going now?
Me: Yes.

Him: Toh, let me drive closer.
Me: Ok.

Him: Watch out o before this funny bike riders hit you. I don't even know why they are this reckless self.

Me: Thank you for the ride o. Take care.
Him: You're welcome. Take care naw, see you later.

Mommas and Sisters, this 'later' was since 1st week of January o😁😁😁, and I never heard nor saw Uncle again o.

No be break - up be this one?🤣🤣🤣.

Initially, I missed him and i must confess, I still do sometimes - but I'm beginning to heal.

Yes, I'm 20+ and still single. Thank God I'm maturing now to know that though I'm being disappointed, it's sure is for a good cause.

Love you all 💖😘😘 .

Fedrick100:
As dem serve you breakfast was also the way dem serve me too last week Saturday, I’m healing even though some memories keep coming back

Zonefree:

How was the breakfast? Hope the pepper no too much?

Fedrick100:


Seeing your mention made me recall how you warned me last year

MoneyMustBMade:
He might not be single as you think

Family might be somewhere else without you knowing

monabass:
Una weldone. So who else is in view? Get hooked and move.

peanutbutterr:
aunty stop deceiving yourself, ur said boyfriend is a divorcee with alot of kids. who is not bothered about marriage hence the way he handled your breakup.