As the D-day downs on all us today with the presidential and NASS elections across the country, whether we like it or not winners will emerge. However, losers too will be unveiled with the bad losers taking their failures off the roof. Based on this, the following news headlines will permeate both print and electronic media space:
■I can't accept the results- Obi;
■The entire process was hogwash- Atiku
■Currency redesign was to put us at disadvantage- PDP;
■This country will burn to ashes- IPOB;
■Northern Governors rigged for Tinubu- Kwankwaso;
■Underage voters responsible for our loss- obedients
■The elections should be cancelled- PDP Governors;
■Wike Congratulates Tinubu, APC northern Governors;
■JNI MURIC sues for peace;
■I will be a leader for all- Tinubu.
■A divided house cannot stand- Makinde
You can add your own. But don't add nonsense!

If i gree with the result, make i bend. We go re-run am - Peter Obi

The SUN: Tension arise as Tinubu Wins

Tinubu is currently loosing borno.

The Nation: Datti Baba-Ahmed Yusufu leave LP, says the aren't serious. Joins APC

I always knew Obi and Atiku are no match for me. Emilokan, na my turn be this. Youth of Nigeria, let us journey to the promised land together. - Bola Ahmed Tinubu

All party delegates must return my money. I made down payment for a roasted corn. Thiefnubuu.

A presidential election different from Balablu Blu Bulaba