Love Letter Written in 1960 and currently read in the Old School students meeting.

Ago Iwoye Sec. Sch.
P. O. Box 5,
Ago-Iwoye, Ijebu
Western Region,
Nigeria.
16th March, 1960.

Dear Sweetie,

Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion,

Femi S.
(Class 3B).

Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand. Indomie generation stay clear🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

Copid from Sir. Onanyinka Olusegun’s wall.

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Omor no be lie oo. I remember Presentation girls. After the letter u get positive response na to go Hallmark shop go their school (boarding house) to display make her head and friends head dey burst.. chai 😆

But Op the English too much naa... Then na Boyz 2 men lyrics we dey add join our rhymes. 90s

Baba your head get oil......those days with westlife lyrics....we use am write love letter....

They are undoubtedly amazingly awesome

But Can all these still work on today's Nigerian ladies?

Never.... everybody eye don tear.......

Too much verbosity.
"Electrolysis polymerization" weird.

Anyways, that's the market that sold then.

Try am this gen’zzzzz wey we dey

I actually prefer those generation to this drug abused generation of boys we have around. Never will any stupid, untrained, drug abused, smokers, drunkards and the rest have access to me. I so much dislike these set generation of young men. I won’t ever respond to you if you are below 35, as in I’ll soooooo snub you ehn.

I dey remix my own with songs of Solomon, omo, e dey smooth like poem.

IyaebeTheGreat:
I actually prefer those generation to this drug abused generation of boys we have around. Never will any stupid, untrained, drug abused, smokers, drunkards and the rest have access to me. I so much dislike these set generation of young men. I won’t ever respond to you if you are below 35, as in I’ll soooooo snub you ehn.

That generation is the sweetest,I wish we can go back to early 80's and 90 were good morals were order of the day..

WantsandMore:
I dey remix my own with songs of Solomon, omo, e dey smooth like poem.

Song of solomon?
Baba,u bhed gan....

Wesmichael:




That generation is the sweetest,I wish we can go back to early 80's and 90 were good morals were order of the day..

All we have around these days are the likes of BeanX, Faber, playmaker1, zonefree and the rest. Now tell me how the society will experience sanity

IyaebeTheGreat:
All we have around these days are the likes of BeanX, Faber, playmaker1, zonefree and the rest. Now tell me how the society will experience sanity

Na only u be rozcol,, wargidanairala,,iyaebe,,rozz,zzor and so on, tell me when will u grow up in ur life? 😡

Don't go too far.
This generation boys preeks are longer and as big as N200 cucumber.
If they nyansh you ehn, your kpekus go dey sing kporkor, kporkor. That's what they know to do best.
See most ladies they suffer from over-slack toto.
No love now..

IyaebeTheGreat:
I actually prefer those generation to this drug abused generation of boys we have around. Never will any stupid, untrained, drug abused, smokers, drunkards and the rest have access to me. I so much dislike these set generation of young men. I won’t ever respond to you if you are below 35, as in I’ll soooooo snub you ehn.

Wesmichael:





Song of solomon?
Baba,u bhed gan....

Lol...I want to be like King Solomon...he understands women too much...

BeanX:
Na only u be rozcol,, wargidanairala,,iyaebe,,rozz,zzor and so on, tell me when will u grow up in ur life? 😡

Funny enough a man is behind that account,I knew him long ago when he was still using his sweetbuns monicker,he pretend to be a female and many people here actually believe the guy is a woman .

I have called him out many times.

Ikamandoncome:


Funny enough a man is behind that account,I knew him long ago when he was still using his sweetbuns monicker,he pretend to be a female and many people here actually believe the guy is a woman .

I have called him out many times.

Everyone knows that iyaebethegreat with numerous accounts is a man, someone exposed the account few years ago, I just can't find the thread now.

Ikamandoncome:


Funny enough a man is behind that account,I knew him long ago when he was still using his sweetbuns monicker,he pretend to be a female and many people here actually believe the guy is a woman .

I have called him out many times.

I really don't know what substance you took before quoting me out of the blue like this, I just hope you were being sarcastic.
I am in no way affiliated with this Ebe character you speak of

SweetBuns:

I really don't know what substance you took before quoting me out of the blue like this, I just hope you were being sarcastic.
I am in no way affiliated with this Ebe character you speak of

Keep your lies to your self.