My friends and i went to dig soak away in Maryland two days ago, after were done, i helped a lady to offload some goods from the trunk of her car.

I must confess it's like nothing I've ever seen before, i was smitten at once, got too excited and started singing fuji songs, she took some steps backwards and started laughing while her friend was watching the whole thing.

I finished the work and she was pleased and sorry at the same time because she didn't have cash to pay me. She offered me a bottle of freshyo, but i declined and asked her for pelebe or dry gin, her dismeeanor changed immediately and she told me she wouldn't be able to get something like that here.

I brought out my Pop 2 and asked her to put her number, she hesitated at first but took the phone from me but unfortunately it went off in the process. She gave me hers instead to put mine, i fumbled a bit but figured it out eventually.

Meanwhile my friends were already getting impatient and were already calling my name "wasiu, wasiu, wasiu" so we can go back to oshodi together.


I haven't heard from her since then
Now i know she's way out of my league.
I saw an FIRS sticker on her car but i stopped school at primary 3.

Also the nature of my work has damaged my skin, I'm as black as the midnight with very thick and hard body from years of carrying blocks.

Worse part is i have just 3 clothes
Two natives ( lace and Ankara?
One faded jeans and one oversized polo.

I'm still waiting for her

I'm thinking of tracking her down
But we are currently in training

It’s not his fault, he was born to suffer due to lack of awareness, it’s illiteracy
He doesn’t know what benefits him or not, he is unable to understand his present state of life



His thinking capability is very poor, passing an initial stage of madness their stage is little above

ProphetM0hammad:
My friends and i went to dig soak away in Maryland two days ago, after were done, i helped a lady to offload some goods from the trunk of her car.

I must confess it's like nothing I've ever seen before, i was smitten at once, got too excited and started singing fuji songs, she took some steps backwards and started laughing while her friend was watching the whole thing.

I finished the work and she was pleased and sorry at the same time because she didn't have cash to pay me. She offered me a bottle of freshyo, but i declined and asked her for pelebe or dry gin, her dismeeanor changed immediately and she told me she wouldn't be able to get something like that here.

I brought out my Pop 2 and asked her to put her number, she hesitated at first but took the phone from me but unfortunately it went off in the process. She gave me hers instead to put mine, i fumbled a bit but figured it out eventually.

Meanwhile my friends were already getting impatient and were already calling my name "wasiu, wasiu, wasiu" so we can go back to oshodi together.


I haven't heard from her since then
Now i know she's way out of my league.
I saw an FIRS sticker on her car but i stopped school at primary 3.

Also the nature of my work has damaged my skin, I'm as black as the midnight with very thick and hard body from years of carrying blocks.

Worse part is i have just 3 clothes
Two natives ( lace and Ankara?
One faded jeans and one oversized polo.

I'm still waiting for her

You can get her with your wits and charm. Honestly you have nothing to loose.

If you win, you end up with someone way above your league. If you lose, she’s not just some mbeke street urchin.

SenecaTheYonger:


You can get her with your wits and charm. Honestly you have nothing to loose.

If you win, you end up with someone way above your league. If you lose, she’s not just some mbeke street urchin.

You don't understand
I'm black with red eyes and have been treating mouth and body odour for two years now, with huge scar on my forehead.
After dropping out in primary 3 to start working at the park
I smoke a lot to hide the body odour
Now i wore yellow lace and started wooing high class lady.

You are lucky you are not an urchin

obinna58:
It’s not his fault, he was born to suffer due to lack of awareness, it’s illiteracy
He doesn’t know what benefits him or not, he is unable to understand his present state of life



His thinking capability is very poor, passing an initial stage of madness their stage is little above

Obinna okoro my friend, don't be like this, we are together