Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Wahala for who be ken

😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

thesicilian:
Lol.
Funny but accurate af.
What many men don't know is there are many ladies out there who are average looking, well mannered and ready to be with you for better or for worse. Some may even be naturally more beautiful than 'Precious.' But the lure of packaging will always confuse superficial guys like Ken.

Postinor:
Very true though,most of these men form to be redpillers online but are actually simps offline

YoungLionken:
Why do you have to use my name ??

You will be hearing from my lawyer soon...

RedChiefPriest:

May your days be long
200 jars of kulikuli for you my brother.
You got my point.

RedChiefPriest:

That's a clownish behaviour tbh.

pansophist:
Guys that want a 10/10 babe actually haven't been with one before. If you date one, you'll realise that the juice aint worth the squeeze.

You want to date a girl that spend hours on make-up, wasting your time for outing, a bimbo that have to stop and check her ass on every roadside mirror. A girl that built all her esteem on men calling her fine girl.

A babe that is so fragile because her beauty has made her gone through life on ultra easy mode, that a mere sight of scorpion can give her a heart attack. A girl that live for attention, and a mere criticism can send her to depression.

A girl that any small thing, she want to replace you because she is in a permanent state of confusion with the amount of DM she receives. Thinking she is doing you a favour for dating you.

A girl that will take multiple photos from deceptive angles, then spend untold amount of time editing for social media. A girl that is under the attention spell from social media, which is incomparable to the attention you can give.

A girl that is so used to getting things done her way, that any disagreement will only be reconcile if you accept that she is right, even if she is wrong.

Relationship with her is to accept an unspoken rule of her supremacy, where she judge your usefulness by how much you can score on her ever shifting goalpost, a condition for getting along.

You really don't want them, you just don't know because you haven't been with one yet. If peace is important to you, you'll be extremely lucky to get it from a very beautiful lady. Yes, I said it.

RedChiefPriest:
Ken: chai! How I wish I can date precious. She's beautiful, gorgeous and curvy.
The only problem is I'm broke and a girl like that will only go out with big ballers.

**After 6 months,Ken was able to cashout millions of naira**

Ken: Hey precious, I like you and I want us to be in a relationship.
Don't worry,I will take care of you and treat you nice.
Infact I'm upgrading your iPhone 12 to 14 tomorrow morning if you agree.

Precious: Ken you know I'm an expensive girl,I want soft life and to be taken care of.
For me it is money before love ooo,I can not suffer biko.

Ken: babe I gat you cover, infact send your aza let me credit your account just for being a fine girl.

Precious: Ken! Omg! I accept to be your babe.

**9 months later life hit Ken and money is not coming in like before**

Precious: Ken I can't do this anymore, it's been 1 month and you're still broke.
I'm sorry but I'm done.
I told you I'm a baddie that needs to be taken care of,I can't suffer.
Ken I love you and I enjoyed every moments spent with you but I'm sorry I have to go.

Ken: precious you're leaving me? After everything I did for you? After how much have spent? After everything??

Precious: Ken I did not beg you nor forced you to be in a relationship.
You saw a fine girl and you came to me willingly and I told you my terms and you agreed.
So why are you ranting?
You promised to take care of me,you said it yourself. Infact I'm leaving right now,bye Ken!

**Ken then comes on social media to start fighting all women in the world**

Ken: All women are scum, love is a scam, women are gold diggers, women should be used and dumped.

Moral of the story....
Ken knew precious will only be his girl only if he has money,Ken knew it was money first before love for precious, Ken knew the truth but he went for precious immediately he made money because precious is extremely gorgeous and also because Ken was lucky to make a huge sum of money that's making him shout "never broke again" on social media.
Ken was not forced, charmed nor brainwashed to date precious.
Ken could have gone for a lady that won't need iPhone to stay loyal and faithful.
Ken could have gone for a lady that is not seeing relationship as a source of income.
Ken left these types of ladies for precious the baddie.
Ken is not a victim ,
Ken decided to hurt himself ,
Ken is not to be pitied.

Precious is not a bad person because she told Ken her terms and Ken agreed.
Precious is not a bad person for wanting to be taken care of.
Precious might look like a gold digger but believe me, there are many men that won't mind girls like Precious because they are extremely rich already.

Are you like Ken?

pansophist:
Guys that want a 10/10 babe actually haven't been with one before. If you date one, you'll realise that the juice aint worth the squeeze.

You want to date a girl that spend hours on make-up, wasting your time for outing, a bimbo that have to stop and check her ass on every roadside mirror. A girl that built all her esteem on men calling her fine girl.

A babe that is so fragile because her beauty has made her gone through life on ultra easy mode, that a mere sight of scorpion can give her a heart attack. A girl that live for attention, and a mere criticism can send her to depression.

A girl that any small thing, she want to replace you because she is in a permanent state of confusion with the amount of DM she receives. Thinking she is doing you a favour for dating you.

A girl that will take multiple photos from deceptive angles, then spend untold amount of time editing for social media. A girl that is under the attention spell from social media, which is incomparable to the attention you can give.

A girl that is so used to getting things done her way, that any disagreement will only be reconcile if you accept that she is right, even if she is wrong.

Relationship with her is to accept an unspoken rule of her supremacy, where she judge your usefulness by how much you can score on her ever shifting goalpost, a condition for getting along.

You really don't want them, you just don't know because you haven't been with one yet. If peace is important to you, you'll be extremely lucky to get it from a very beautiful lady. Yes, I said it.

Justkatty:
Atleast she told him from onset that she came because of the cash, that alone should have made him know whenever the money finishes she won't be interested again.

So me sef blame the Ken.

thesicilian:
Lol.
Funny but accurate af.
What many men don't know is there are many ladies out there who are average looking, well mannered and ready to be with you for better or for worse. Some may even be naturally more beautiful than 'Precious.' But the lure of packaging will always confuse superficial guys like Ken.

pansophist:
Guys that want a 10/10 babe actually haven't been with one before. If you date one, you'll realize that the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

You want to date a girl that spends hours on make-up, wasting your time for an outing, a bimbo that has to stop and check her ass on every roadside mirror. A girl that built all her esteem on men calling her a fine girl.

A babe that is so fragile because her beauty has made her go through life in ultra-easy mode, that a mere sight of a scorpion can give her a heart attack. A girl that lives for attention, and mere criticism can send her to depression.

A girl that any small thing, she wants to replace you because she is in a permanent state of confusion with the amount of DM she receives. Thinking she is doing you a favor for dating you.

A girl that will take multiple photos from deceptive angles and then spends an untold amount of time editing for social media. A girl that´s under the attention drug from social media, which is incomparable to the attention you can give.

A girl that is so used to getting things done her way, that any disagreement will only be reconciled if you accept that she is right, even if she is wrong.

Relationship with her is to accept an unspoken rule of her supremacy, where she judges your usefulness by how much you can score on her ever-shifting goalpost, a condition for getting along.

You really don't want them, you just don't know because you haven't been with one yet. If peace is important to you, you'll be extremely lucky to get it from a very beautiful lady. Yes, I said it.

Iamicekid:
As a guy if u don know se a girl u like love money and u later made that money just use that money chop am once or twice then move on, don’t stay there, u knew in the first place she only gave u attention cause of what u have, so no dey try change am u go suffer am if things later go rough small for future

pansophist:
Guys that want a 10/10 babe actually haven't been with one before. If you date one, you'll realize that the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

You want to date a girl that spends hours on make-up, wasting your time for an outing, a bimbo that has to stop and check her ass on every roadside mirror. A girl that built all her esteem on men calling her a fine girl.

A babe that is so fragile because her beauty has made her go through life in ultra-easy mode, that a mere sight of a scorpion can give her a heart attack. A girl that lives for attention, and mere criticism can send her to depression.

A girl that any small thing, she wants to replace you because she is in a permanent state of confusion with the amount of DM she receives. Thinking she is doing you a favor for dating you.

A girl that will take multiple photos from deceptive angles and then spends an untold amount of time editing for social media. A girl that´s under the attention drug from social media, which is incomparable to the attention you can give.

A girl that is so used to getting things done her way, that any disagreement will only be reconciled if you accept that she is right, even if she is wrong.

Relationship with her is to accept an unspoken rule of her supremacy, where she judges your usefulness by how much you can score on her ever-shifting goalpost, a condition for getting along.

You really don't want them, you just don't know because you haven't been with one yet. If peace is important to you, you'll be extremely lucky to get it from a very beautiful lady. Yes, I said it.

blaquebelle:


Okay but some of us nice girls are still scared of scorpions too Must all decent girls be brave like cultists? Lol