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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:08pm On May 15, 2023
CHIOMAEZEH:
I hope say no be the house you later sell to another person?

Haha
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by MuMuOnBail: 9:09pm On May 15, 2023
na wa ooo



Is this OP normal?

Even if you don't value your life, what about the life of your wife and children?

You were busy sleeping and f*cking your wife while a dangerous snake watches and hear how your wife scream and moan in the roof for good 4 years.

You are not serious, if you like go and naked and bath in the river with other ritual just to chase a snake from your house.

You are really a P*ssy a*s Negro.

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:10pm On May 15, 2023
osayuwamwen:
Find bone and dry peper many burn it in an iron plate while the tin is burning and bringing out smoke put it inside yr celling leave that small hole u said u create in yr celling open I assure you that d snake will run out, if it didn't run out and it still not dead then it spiritual

Hmm, but should a snake survive fumigation?

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by WannaHowzit(m): 9:10pm On May 15, 2023
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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:11pm On May 15, 2023
Egypt209:
Sometime we just need to get serious with what we read here.
Is it the same children that I'm suffering over, thereby barely tolerating my wive excess, or my daughter who I almost killed the okada guy that run her down in the street, or the same family that whenever I think of taking my own life, after thinking how they'll suffer and be deserted without me, Sir is it that family you left under snake for even an hour?

Let's not even talk about you in person, but how dare you put them in harms way, all in the name of nah moi ouse?

If you have any love left for those kids, pls go and arrange alternative place for your family and come back to face whatever it is up there.

We thought of that but money's the constraint
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:12pm On May 15, 2023
FKseun:
The guy dey prepare us for scam. Him wan to introduce something. We dey wait. tongue

Lol grin

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by ThothHermes: 9:12pm On May 15, 2023
Is04970:
Set the house ablaze and restart your life.
Finish. At least everybody go rest.
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by chukkystar(m): 9:13pm On May 15, 2023
Egypt209:
Sometime we just need to get serious with what we read here.
Is it the same children that I'm suffering over, thereby barely tolerating my wive excess, or my daughter who I almost killed the okada guy that run her down in the street, or the same family that whenever I think of taking my own life, after thinking how they'll suffer and be deserted without me, Sir is it that family you left under snake for even an hour?

Let's not even talk about you in person, but how dare you put them in harms way, all in the name of nah moi ouse?

If you have any love left for those kids, pls go and arrange alternative place for your family and come back to face whatever it is up there.
it's just pride that is the cause. Innocent Children will be in harm's way cos He would rather be a House owner. By now he is supposed to have packed his things then bring down that ceiling and remake it even if it takes 2 Years. If You had money to Build House You should definitely have money to pay rent.

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by KingRex1(m): 9:14pm On May 15, 2023
So that's all to it? Mahn I'm outta here

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Enemyofpeace: 9:14pm On May 15, 2023
ahnie:
Now I m scared
come to my house and sleep. My bed is big enough for the two of us. I promise to be a good boy.
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by tubolancer(m): 9:15pm On May 15, 2023
This is serious, very serious.
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by sketcherJ(m): 9:16pm On May 15, 2023
I don’t think this is the story for you to break into pieces. It’s not like an adventure, travel or movie or donethig. If you want to let people learn then by God let us learn the lesson fast! Did you kill the snake! What happened? What is the lesson? Damn!

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Goalnaldo(m): 9:18pm On May 15, 2023
How you choose night to update this kind of thread is baffling. See me looking right and left while reading. Why do i feel this is a subtle advert for egbon Ebankole?

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by zoer(m): 9:18pm On May 15, 2023
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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Anyiamaka: 9:18pm On May 15, 2023
Rexymania:


That idiot no know say Muoka na yahoo boy 😅😅😂

Really? E don scam you or anyone you know before? Biko, kindly share, let's tag EFCC asap. Dey just rearrested Mompha
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Dangrace01: 9:22pm On May 15, 2023
osayuwamwen:
Find bone and dry peper many burn it in an iron plate while the tin is burning and bringing out smoke put it inside yr celling leave that small hole u said u create in yr celling open I assure you that d snake will run out, if it didn't run out and it still not dead then it spiritual

Which bone?
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by jaxxy(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2023
xavuv:


Snake catchers are very rare in oshogbo.

In that 2019, i brought an Olode (security man) who claimed he can catch the snake, like he will do this and that and the snake would crawl out bla bla bla.

He went into the roof through the manhole. I already told him where the snake usually stays during the day. Once inside his claim changed telling us that he would now need his gun to fire the said spot. angry i jejely told him to come down.

That shows that real snake catchers are rare in Oshogbo.

A snake that survived heavy fumigation and refused to leave...hmm,even a human with a more developed respiratory system cant survive such fumigation.

A very simple and yet hard to learn life lesson is here. I will complete my sojourn in the CCC later today.

Did u fumigate the roof? Cos u said its seal everywhere so it outside fumigation my not really get to the roof.

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:26pm On May 15, 2023
jaxxy:


Did u fumigate the roof? Cos u said its seal everywhere so it outside fumigation my not really get to the roof.

Yes fumigation was done through the manhole inside the house.
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 9:28pm On May 15, 2023
The concluding part


There is this neighbor, a family, we shared the same compound together in the year 2015/2016. They are devoted CCC member. Way back when we lived in The same compound, my wife and I used to make subtle jokes about the cele people. Who would have thought that we would one day I would run to CCC.

September 2021, we called the wife and explained things to her. Arrangements was made to see the shepard of the church. As their usual practice, we fisrt first sought to hear the voice of God (Shonna). God’s word came out loud and clear on different matters. But concerning this snake issue, this is what we (wife and i) were told.

1. That We need to exorcise our home and get rid of the dark spirits that have taken abode with us.

That they follow us wherever we go, even when the whole family is going somewhere in our car, some sit with us and enjoy the ride.

2. That Good things will cease to happen as long we remain in there with the dark spirits

3. Sudden disappearance of things.

4. That We should not think we are the rightful owner of that piece of land that we built upon.

And that the land has been dedicated to these spirits a long time ago before I bought the land, and that my family and I are the strangers disturbing the peace of the real owners.

All these were evidently true, especially number 2 and 3.

Number 3 is funny. For example, One evening, on our way home, wife and I are the only people in the car. we stopped by a chemist to get some drugs for hay fever. My wife went inside the Chemist to get the drugs while I waited in the car. She brought the drugs on watchers, about 2 satchets, I saw her put the drugs in the cup holder, just right after the hand brake.

On getting back home we could not find the drugs. We searched everywhere in the car, even searched the most unlikely places. Even searched engine compartment, lol

Moreso, there are instances of missing money in the house and even in the car. Like you put money or something here this minute, in the next one hour or so when you need to use that thing then you wont see it again, otilor.

Number 2 is evidently true too, at a certain time, we started living from hand to mouth. Things are just tight, tight is an understatement. No need for stories in this regard.

Exorcism was done. Additionally, we were advised to improve on our prayer lives. Our Shepard told us that had it been that we have been been members in his parish that he would have advised me to get another land. And that when conditions improve, we should consider getting or building another house.

After the exorcism, time went by. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months and by mid 2022 I sensed somehow that my roof has been calm, no more noise in the roof. I covered back the little hole I made on the ceiling outside. I believe nothing’s up there again except spiders.

Its being more than 9 months of experiencing calmness in the house, stranger has gone, snake has gone. Exact time it left I don’t know. By my calculation, it should be between the time I made that cut in the outside ceiling and or when exorcism was done.

Lessons

1. Before renting or buying anything like house, piece of land, even a car etc pray about it. This can save you years of misfortune. I’m still licking my wounds as I write this. Just very sad.

2. I used to believe that praying at home with your family is way better than going to church to pray. Certainly, it’s good to pray together as a family, but sometimes you need other spiritually stronger people to join your faith with in prayer.


Now I enjoy going to church on Sundays (only thing is that im not a dancer grin ) and every other day if need be. I don’t even allow my wife to wash my white garment, I wash and iron them myself with joy.

3. I used to believe that 95% of men of God are corrupt and use voodoo. Well, certainly I still believe most are corrupt and use voodoo. Nevertheless there are still a tiny fraction that are well mannered and well connected to the living power of God. May we have the grace to located them.

There are some stubborn life challenges, like the one I narrated, that can only be conquered by being directly connected to the living power of God or coming in contact with true MOG that connected to the said power.

4. We should not be in a hurry to kill some seemingly dangerous animals especially snakes. Sometimes, doing this might plunge you into years of misfortune. Sometimes there is more to this animals than it meets the eyes. If in close proximity, then best is to try and get the back into the bush.

So, snake is gone, lessons learnt, life style adjusted, still licking my wounds. I pray God to return my lost fortune and show me some respite soon.




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Kudus to the guy that asked me about the snake in my roof. after how many years!. You all might learn a thing or two here.

I left some very personal stuffs out but I still tried to be detailed as much as possible. If you feel this is gibberish then please disregard and forget this piece.

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Mubby4luv(m): 9:33pm On May 15, 2023
Well not the ending I was expecting.. Sorry to say but this is a rubbish thread. Walks out in anger. I was hoping for something like

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Aremu01(m): 9:34pm On May 15, 2023
If I am the one
I am leaving the house for the snake
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by ThatrealestApex: 9:35pm On May 15, 2023
xavuv:
The concluding part


There is this neighbor, a family, we shared the same compound together in the year 2015/2016. They are devoted CCC member. Way back when we lived in The same compound, my wife and I used to make subtle jokes about the cele people. Who would have thought that we would one day I would run to CCC.

September 2021, we called the wife and explained things to her. Arrangements was made to see the shepard of the church. As their usual practice, we fisrt first sought to hear the voice of God (Shonna). God’s word came out loud and clear on different matters. But concerning this snake issue, this is what we (wife and i) were told.

1. That We need to exorcise our home and get rid of the dark spirits that have taken abode with us.

That they follow us wherever we go, even when the whole family is going somewhere in our car, some sit with us and enjoy the ride.

2. That Good things will cease to happen as long we remain in there with the dark spirits

3. Sudden disappearance of things.

4. That We should not think we are the rightful owner of that piece of land that we built upon.

And that the land has been dedicated to these spirits a long time ago before I bought the land, and that my family and I are the strangers disturbing the peace of the real owners.

All these were evidently true, especially number 2 and 3.

Number 3 is funny. For example, One evening, on our way home, wife and I are the only people in the car. we stopped by a chemist to get some drugs for hay fever. My wife went inside the Chemist to get the drugs while I waited in the car. She brought the drugs on watchers, about 2 satchets, I saw her put the drugs in the cup holder, just right after the hand brake.

On getting back home we could not find the drugs. We searched everywhere in the car, even searched the most unlikely places. Even searched engine compartment, lol

Moreso, there are instances of missing money in the house and even in the car. Like you put money or something here this minute, in the next one hour or so when you need to use that thing then you wont see it again, otilor.

Number 2 is evidently true too, at a certain time, we started living from hand to mouth. Things are just tight, tight is an understatement. No need for stories in this regard.

Exorcism was done. Additionally, we were advised to improve on our prayer lives. Our Shepard told us that had it been that we have been been members in his parish that he would have advised me to get another land. And that when conditions improve, we should consider getting or building another house.

After the exorcism, time went by. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months and by mid 2022 I sensed somehow that my roof has been calm, no more noise in the roof. I covered back the little hole I made on the ceiling outside. I believe nothing’s up there again except spiders.

Its being more than 9 months of experiencing calmness in the house, stranger has gone, snake has gone. Exact time it left I don’t know. By my calculation, it should be between the time I made that cut in the outside ceiling and or when exorcism was done.

Lessons

1. Before renting or buying anything like house, piece of land, even a car etc pray about it. This can save you years of misfortune. I’m still licking my wounds as I write this. Just very sad.

2. I used to believe that praying at home with your family is way better than going to church to pray. Certainly, it’s good to pray together as a family, but sometimes you need other spiritually stronger people to join your faith with in prayer.


Now I enjoy going to church on Sundays (only thing is that im not a dancer grin ) and every other day if need be. I don’t even allow my wife to wash my white garment, I wash and iron them myself with joy.

3. I used to believe that 95% of men of God are corrupt and use voodoo. Well, certainly I still believe most are corrupt and use voodoo. Nevertheless there are still a tiny fraction that are well mannered and well connected to the living power of God. May we have the grace to located them.

There are some stubborn life challenges, like the one I narrated, that can only be conquered by being directly connected to the living power of God or coming in contact with true MOG that connected to the said power.

4. We should not be in a hurry to kill some seemingly dangerous animals especially snakes. Sometimes, doing this might plunge you into years of misfortune. Sometimes there is more to this animals than it meets the eyes. If in close proximity, then best is to try and get the back into the bush.

So, snake is gone, lessons learnt, life style adjusted, still licking my wounds. I pray God to return my lost fortune and show me some respite soon.




****
Kudus to the guy that asked me about the snake in my roof. after how many years!. You all might learn a thing or two here.

I left some very personal stuffs out but I still tried to be detailed as much as possible. If you feel this is gibberish then please disregard and forget this piece.



Thanks for rounding this up, I can now unfollow you and this thread in peace undecided

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by DaniDani(m): 9:38pm On May 15, 2023
1. How much did you pay the cele shepherd

2. What items did you buy for the rituals

3. What are some of the things the shepherd did in the course of exorcising the 'demonic snake' and finally

4. Did he kill the snake and you saw the dead snake as confirmation or did the snake disappeared?

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Benjaniblinks(m): 9:42pm On May 15, 2023
xavuv:


Yes new site, but well developed now
Alaye complete your story na. I remember when you first posted the first one
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by bizhop01: 9:45pm On May 15, 2023
What stop you from opening the roof and face the snake one's and for all?
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by SerikiFulani(m): 9:45pm On May 15, 2023
OP,things are happening in this world.

I just laugh at some people who don't believe in the supernatural.

Life is too spiritual and we need to always be strong in prayers and fasting.

I don't promote religion or churches but I like Cele for this type of stuff.....They know how to deal with spiritual stuffs like this though I don't like their doctrine and style of worship but I must commend the CCC.

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by GogetterMD(m): 9:49pm On May 15, 2023
sketcherJ:
I don’t think this is the story for you to break into pieces. It’s not like an adventure, travel or movie or donethig. If you want to let people learn then by God let us learn the lesson fast! Did you kill the snake! What happened? What is the lesson? Damn!
I taya ó. Page 4 and we never still see the concluding part of the story

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Benjaniblinks(m): 9:50pm On May 15, 2023
xavuv:


so you're now a member of cele? grin

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by santakris(m): 10:01pm On May 15, 2023
Help me pronounce your name.

Where is the conclusion?
Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 10:02pm On May 15, 2023
Benjaniblinks:
so you're now a member of cele? grin

Fully fledged member

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Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv: 10:02pm On May 15, 2023
Benjaniblinks:

Alaye complete your story na. I remember when you first posted the first one

Already did

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