Ehen, as we dey wait for May 29th wey Tinubu suppose enter office, make we find sometin jolly to do. No let boredom catch us! See small play wey fit make sense:

Begin ya investigation like James Bond! Find out if Tinubu get any secret Igbo ancestry. Imagine if e turn out say dem Igbo blood dey flow for im body. Na gist wey fit blow minds!

As we dey wait, make we chop our way through Nigeria's different cuisines. Sample correct dishes from different regions, even the sweet Igbo delicacies wey Tinubu fit like. Who sabe, na im favorite food dem fit be!

Use ya creative talent make we organize make-believe campaign for Tinubu presidency. Form slogans wey go catch attention, design posters wey go wow people, even hold big debates for ya parlour. Who know? You fit discover campaign strategy wey go shock real politicians!

As the days dey count down, make we practice how to anticipate. Imagine the grandeur of Tinubu inauguration, picture the speeches wey go shake ground, and imagine how im presidency fit shape the nation. Na exercise wey go ginger our hope well well!

Thas for jobless people whose life revolve around government stipends and Igbo hate.

People just returned from the fields after making a few millions and this unemployable youth is here looking for jingles to sing for a half dead drug infested dementia patient to suck his blokos

Don't disturb me, am still counting money here.

Keep hating.

successmatters:
Thas for jobless people whose life revolve around government stipends and Igbo hate.

People just returned from the fields after making a few millions and this unemployable youth is here looking for jingles to sing for a half dead drug infested dementia patient to suck his blokos

Keep hating.

see wetin tribalism don do to u, I never sense hatred in OP posts.

Abeg heal urself of this tribalism and stop thinking every post is a tribal post

richmond500:
see wetin tribalism don do to u, I never sense hatred in OP posts.

Abeg heal urself of this tribalism and stop thinking every post is a tribal post

You won't see the hate, because it's the only thing in your heart.

successmatters:
Thas for jobless people whose life revolve around government stipends and Igbo hate.

People just returned from the fields after making a few millions and this unemployable youth is here looking for jingles to sing for a half dead drug infested dementia patient to suck his blokos

Don't disturb me, am still counting money here.

Keep hating.

abeg if you count the money finish come do me give away as usual make I take use am pay my bills

Docodes:
abeg if you count the money finish come do me give away as usual make I take use am pay my bills

Which party did you vote for in the last elections?

I am looking for virgin igbo girl (if availability) or fairly used (used by only one boy for few months before break up) girl to celebrate Tinubu's inauguration on May 29 in a private cozy sexy romantic place. 😋😋😋😋😋

successmatters:


Which party did you vote for in the last elections?

I voted for Asiwaju of Africa

Docodes:
I voted for Asiwaju of Africa

Why would you work at Oshodi motor park and come to AGIP to take your salary?

successmatters:


You won't see the hate, because it's the only thing in your heart.

You need to take a chill pill, make u no go commit suicide o.

Na RIP we go type