Step 1: Waka with Serious Denial
First tin wey you go do na to deny di tori well well. Make you no gree say anything hapun, dey yan to yasef say na you still be di number one padi of di pipo. Oya, enta di world of make-believe and shine ya eye well well. Reality no go fit chop your jolly!

Step 2: Blame Everybody
E dey funny when you fit dey yan say na everybody dey fault except you. Point hand for your opponents, blame di media, even talk say aliens enta di mata join. After all, e no fit be say na you no win election, na di pipo no sabi good thing. Make una jolly di conspiracy tory well well.

Step 3: Twitter Rant Galore
Na for Twitter we go settle dis gbege! Open mouth yan, pour ya mind for 280 characters. No hold back for di passion wey dey burn ya belle. Remember, di louder you shout, na so people go hear you pass. If you add small CAPITALIZATION, e go ginger di matter well well.

Step 4: Gather Ya Supportaz
Carry all your loyal fans come together, dem wey dey hear word wen you yan and dem wey no fit wait to follow you waka. Begin nationwide tour, dey yan about ya popularity and how dem dey loyal die. Even if dem don thief ya election mandate, you fit turn am to comedy show. Real leader sabi make adversity enter laugh ground.

Step 5: Demand Recount with Wink Wink
To add spice to di comedy, demand recount for every state, no matter di margin or whether evidence dey or not. No let serious tins spoil di jolly. Continue to dey demand until everybody tire for ya matter. Maybe, for di sake of comedy, you go find one or two votes wey hide for corner.

Step 6: No Acceptance, No Wahala
Some people dey talk say di final stage of wahala na acceptance. But who wan follow dat kain tory? No be better jolly we dey find? Continue to dey claim say na you win di election wey dem thief, even if e mean say you go dey inside denial tanda-tanda. No be only mandate, you go dey give comedy performance for life!

N.B For real life, make we respect democracy and follow di legal way to address any serious gbege.

Ask your tribe to blackmail, attack, insult, vituperate and dehumanize other tribes and their leaders

7 you must bring bvas of each poling units to court and prove your case, gbam INEC don reconfigured bvas labour in vain things