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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Torosk1(m): 3:09pm On Jun 05, 2023
Rent flats grin
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Chetas81(m): 3:09pm On Jun 05, 2023
Must you asked this question it's my privacy
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Arbiter9(m): 3:09pm On Jun 05, 2023
EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

Na wa for you o. You never hear of contraception?
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Warl0ck: 3:10pm On Jun 05, 2023
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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by aysnoopy(m): 3:11pm On Jun 05, 2023
What's even hard in this. My baby is 1½years old and me and my wife dey knack steady anytime we want. Baby dey usually have a deep sleep na. Knacking and even moaning is allowed gan. This question get as e be

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by HEBEI: 3:12pm On Jun 05, 2023
Escapist:


And if the baby wakes up? The child is a toddler who can move around with ease and even turn on the light.

Leaving the child alone in the room is also somehow, for safety reasons.
If the baby wakes up, end the sex session biko.
If the baby or children are awake, 'no sex' please.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by SweetDipBenny(m): 3:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
Intimacy can b anytime. Any chance u get u do it cos u dunno wen next smiley

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by ibechris(m): 3:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.



Hahahahahha.

How can u be asking for someone when u yourself haven't had the space too?

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by ibechris(m): 3:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.



Hahahahahha.

How can u be asking for someone when u yourself haven't had the space too.
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Lamanii22(f): 3:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
Escapist:


It's a family friend... but, no. There are other rooms but the 3 of then sleep in one room as the child is still small.

You would make love when they are deep in their sleep but you would moan quietly….

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by EmmyMaestro(m): 3:15pm On Jun 05, 2023
He should just say he is the one, nobody is seeing your face here. We are not going to arrest him
Coleman7:
Akuko which friend? 😏 😏 😏
You’re the one be sincere.
Meanwhile Fling the baby in the next available room and make una have nice time.
But I'm having the feelings is only one room divided with cotton to form bedroom and sitting room🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by JuanDeDios: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2023
garriAndsugar:
I know you are the family friend here
How intelligent of you.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by capricornlady: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2023
A child that can turn on the light should be able to sleep in a separate room since you claimed to have other rooms undecided

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Vision101(m): 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2023
@SmileDance
How old is the baby, do it like that he won't understand anything[


@me
Hahaha
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Cornerstone2018: 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2023
Exmilitant:
In movies kids sleeps in a cot in a separate room.
Shouldn't it be so in real life? undecided

How old are you?
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by JuanDeDios: 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2023
EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.
Another 20-year-old who sees the world from her narrow prism and wants everyone to live by her standards.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by capricornlady: 3:22pm On Jun 05, 2023
aysnoopy:
What's even hard in this. My baby is 1½years old and me and my wife dey knack steady anytime we want. Baby dey usually have a deep sleep na. Knacking and even moaning is allowed gan. This question get as e be
Her own child doesn't seem to be a baby like that , hence her worry. A child that can wake up and turn on the light is not too small. She claimed there are other rooms, wonder why the child can't be in another room or they simply go to the other room to do what they need to do and come back to sleep.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by emerged01(m): 3:27pm On Jun 05, 2023
Exmilitant:
You dey live for one room? undecided
Is it a crime? Staying in a room today doesnt mean you cant live in mansion tomorrow.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by olamilarks(m): 3:36pm On Jun 05, 2023
Escapist:


Calm down.
The number of rooms available is not their problem, leaving the child alone in a room is.
The French recommends children having their own bed in a separate room from infancy for this and other purposes! Learn from the French! Naija parents too dey raise gum body children. Oddly enough I was in this situation while my accommodation was a one room house, I learnt from the French and I got a 2bed house in an affordable part of town, now there's more privacy for nacking!

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Baatunde(m): 3:36pm On Jun 05, 2023
People should not trivialize this question o, it is a reality for people living in the developed world where housing is very expensive and even if you and your wife managed to have a room to yourself it is not adequately isolated and soundproofed to prevent your nosy kids from stumbling upon Daddy and Mummy doing kerewa in the dead of the night grin

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Rubbiish(m): 3:39pm On Jun 05, 2023
labake1:
Use blanket to cover the act
Lol
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Sososo(f): 3:40pm On Jun 05, 2023
HEBEI:
You and your wife should enter Sweden for your sex competition only when your child is sleeping in Nigeria shocked
No matter how far you two have gone while the child is sleeping, make you come back immediately he or she wakes up.

🤣🤣🤣
Sweden tinz

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by brutal1(m): 3:41pm On Jun 05, 2023
Turn on the TV, put it in their favourite channel , ours is paw patrol. Give them the remote. Close the door that leads to the door of the bedroom. That’s two doors. Let your towels be close so that you can quickly cover up(dry clean the towel afterwards) At least we have 40 -1hr to ourselves. If any of them want to come, the moment he opens the first door, we will hear because it is always with force and we get toweled up and act like nothing is happening. It’s that crazy to be doing the thing codedly in your own house.
Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Quebec91(m): 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2023
cheesy
garriAndsugar:
I know you are the family friend here
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Baatunde(m): 3:45pm On Jun 05, 2023
both of you have to be as agile as James Bond then...... grin grin grin grin

brutal1:
Turn on the TV, put it in their favourite channel , ours is paw patrol. Give them the remote. Close the door that leads to the door of the bedroom. That’s two doors. Let your towels be close so that you can quickly cover up(dry clean the towel afterwards) At least we have 40 -1hr to ourselves. If any of them want to come, the moment they open the first door, we will hear because it is always with force and we get toweled up and act like nothing is happening. It’s that crazy to be doing the thing codedly in your own house.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Akharmony: 3:49pm On Jun 05, 2023
Only if this toddlers can talk they see many things that there eyes is not suppose to see. . Kongi has no respest many times
Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jun 05, 2023
Naija men even in their poverty always think of sex.

When we say broke men don't deserve sex we are called gold diggers.

Many children of poor men have walked into their parents having sex.

Sex can never be enjoyed in one bedroom flat. An activity that should occur randomly when the hormones start kicking is now "timed". Tell me,how many people will stay awake till midnight waiting for kids to sleep? Will they not sleep off as the wait?

These are scathing conditions no one should be subjected to. Including knacking a man that can't afford AC.

At least two bedroom flat is minimum. In that case the couple can cuddle naked and the rest and she can move around the room with only a sexy lingerie. Not the quickly done stuff of which you gaze at the child every second to avoid waking them or reducing your voice . This is like ashawo work : fast, quiet and fearfully done.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by brutal1(m): 3:57pm On Jun 05, 2023
😂, na our 6th year we dey and only once, and na for sitting room for night , the lights were off (intentionally) we thought they were fast asleep until one strange body touch me(I disconnected and took off but the mom didn’t run… she just carried him and took him back to bed..(end of the show for me…when she came back..fellow nigeria don rest) as in ehn and anytime they come in. The first question is what are you doing? In my mind , you go tell me how e take concern you.
Baatunde:
both of you have to be as agile as James Bond then...... grin grin grin grin

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Mom007(f): 4:01pm On Jun 05, 2023
Tell me you live in one room without telling me you live in one room. sad
Pls make sure they are sleeping before engaging in any funny business. Don't let them see what they ought not.

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Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by Baatunde(m): 4:09pm On Jun 05, 2023
Bedroom doors of homes in most European countries are not fitted with proper locks unless one decide to install barrel bolt type yourself which is the easiest otherwise you will have to alter the door frame to install a lockable type.

Talking of nosy kids, what about the infant who would never sleep if placed in a cot but always want to cuddle up to mommy........on the matrimonial bed... how we for take do that one smiley smiley smiley

brutal1:
😂, na our 6th year we dey and only once, and na for sitting room for night , the lights were off (intentionally) we thought they were fast asleep until one strange body touch me(I disconnected and took off but the mom didn’t run… she just carried him and took him back to bed..(end of the show for me…when she came back..fellow nigeria don rest) as in ehn and anytime they come in. The first question is what are you doing? In my mind , you go tell me how e take concern you.

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