When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Lol.
Now I understand why Islam allows for 4 wives and 1 side chick.

1. Big tits
2. Passionate
3. Stable
4. Exciting
5. Smart and ambiguous side chick.

It is very important that the side chick be the smart and ambiguous girl because then she can't divorce you and take everything you own.

Only a wife can divorce you and take everything you own. But since you have 4 of them, anyone that wants to divorce you and take everything you own will have to go through the remaining 3 wives.

Islam really thought of everything.

U will still repeat the cycle