*BIG mistake!*

The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!

Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration!

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables!

We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!

We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!

We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!

To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!

Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas!

We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!

To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!

Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!

To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation they're playing with!

Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!!

And which record do you intend to break?

This is so true. I feel for them.

Nigerians are fun to be with. We are just Nigerians and that's why we are peculiar world over.

Nigerians are a very Tough and Strong People.

We taste and lick batteries to check if they are still usable.
Kai!!!

Naija my country...

Lukepeter:
And which record do you intend to break?

I still dey reason am oh my brother. Good morning.

Not easy to be a Nigerian

Walahi you no lie.

We like abusing any given opportunity.

Just wait, you go dey see some ridiculous record breaking from Nigeria. Like someone fit talk say he wan drink one sack of garri with no sugar.

We also put acid on fungi infected nails

You do all this yet Nigeria is a shit hole 🤨

Surviving Buhari is a record breaking feat, that should be acknowledged.
All those who stayed and survived Buhari's government, should be given an award.
It beats that whole cooking thing by an incomparable margin.

helinues:
Walahi you no lie.

We like abusing any given opportunity.

Just wait, you go dey see some ridiculous record breaking from Nigeria. Like someone fit talk say he wan drink one sack of garri with no sugar.

We hold the record for the longest sex. LOL

Switruth:
*BIG mistake!*

The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!

Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration!

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables!

We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!

We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!

We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!

To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!

Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas!

We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!

To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!

Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!

To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation they're playing with!

Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!!

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SalamRushdie:
You do all this yet Nigeria is a shit hole 🤨

seems talkng shit is how you climax

I'm planing for mine

Switruth:
*BIG mistake!*

The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!

Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration!

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables!

We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!

We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!

We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!

To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!

Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas!

We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!

To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!

Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!

To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation they're playing with!

Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!!

THE BEST HAD SEEN TODAY

They only want to break cooking records no new ideas.. I'm sure after chef dammy some Oda pple will want to break cooking record again.. if dats not stop pls tell me it is

Don't glorify suffering.

It is most of you who didn't know about the Guinnese Book of World record

I can't stop laughing

Switruth:
*BIG mistake!*

The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!

Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration!

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables!

We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!

We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!

We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!

To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!

Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas!

We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!

To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!

Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!

To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation they're playing with!

Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!!

Ejaisky:
It is most of you who didn't know about the Guinnese Book of World record

i have few in my library and shelf. It’s just for the fun of it bro.

9182736455O1999:

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oh really. I no know oo

Switruth:
oh really. I no know oo

But where did you get this from?