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I Really Want To Settle Down by Cazzim(m): 2:37pm On Jun 26, 2023
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 27 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely cry so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus wink
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by talented321: 2:43pm On Jun 26, 2023
You can go to heaven ask god for one female angel, no nigerian woman get those qualities you write there.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by ahnie: 3:13pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
You can go to heaven ask god for one female angel, no nigerian woman get those qualities you write there.
Keep shut n quit tryna be savage,respect your frail legs and stop wearing short knicker.


. what's is common sense again that year?
Oh,now I remember, common sense is a super beautiful flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.




There re decent Nigerian ladies with zero body counts,so please stop capping nansense.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by talented321: 3:16pm On Jun 26, 2023
I can bet with your left breast that you forget your body count since 2010
ahnie:

Keep shut n quit tryna be savage,respect your frail legs and stop wearing short knicker.


. what's is common sense again that year?
Oh,now I remember, common sense is a super beautiful flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.




There re decent Nigerian ladies with zero body counts,so please stop capping nansense.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by ahnie: 3:19pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
I can bet with your left breast that you forget your body count since 2010
I don't need to argue with you,glad you have taken correction.


Cheers!

By the way.... truth hurts and your punchline is mundane.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by talented321: 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2023
I know you are one of them. But he no matter. Either you accept the truth or
ahnie:
I don't need to argue with you,glad you have taken correction.

Cheers!
By the way.... truth hurts and your punchline is mundane.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by ahnie: 3:33pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
I know you are one of them. But he no matter.
Either you accept the truth or
Does your switchbox even function properly?
A fellow man like you created a thread,seeking for a life partner,and all you do was to stereotype Nigerian ladies?

Excuse me doofuz,do you have sense like this?

Your statement is the reason why you remain the way you are,no pathway,no headway!

If you don't have anything reasonable to say,it would have made a lot more sense,if you just read and shut your leaking pipe of a mouth and whistle,than coming here in a failed attempt at smearing on Nigerian ladies.


Pls try n relax,make the prayers of your parents work Wella in your life.

Make una dey try get sense for this forum!

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by talented321: 3:47pm On Jun 26, 2023
I no too like answer fools, ESPECIALLY UR GENDER.
But i must say your father is a disgrace to manhood for bring in a lost animal like you to this world.
I pray to God to touch the heart of any useless simp like you to manage u, because with this frustration it might not end well for you.
Goodluck.
ahnie:

Does your switchbox even function properly?
A fellow man like you created a thread,seeking for a life partner,and all you do was to stereotype Nigerian ladies?

Excuse me doofuz,do you have sense like this?

Your statement is the reason why you remain the way you are,no pathway,no headway!

If you don't have anything reasonable to say,it would have made a lot more sense,if you just read and shut your leaking pipe of a mouth and whistle,than coming here in a failed attempt at smearing on Nigerian ladies.


Pls try n relax,make the prayers of your parents work Wella in your life.

Make una dey try get sense for this forum!

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by ahnie: 3:51pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
I no too like answer fools, ESPECIALLY UR GENDER.
But i must say your father is a disgrace to manhood for bring in a lost animal like you to this world.
I pray to God to touch the heart of any useless simp like you to manage u, because with this frustration it might not end well for you.
Goodluck.
Leave bad thing,make bad thing leave you.
Our prayers are with you.
It's well with your soul!


I would strongly recommend you go for therapy,you never heal finish.

If ever you want to talk in other to seek closure,I would gladly listen to you....from your utterances you really must have gone thru alot.

May whatever that's causing you to be toxic like this,be flushed out from your life in Jesus name....Amen.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by izonborn098(m): 4:06pm On Jun 26, 2023
The brother is looking for the impossible, imagine for this social media age.
talented321:
You can go to heaven ask god for one female angel, no nigerian woman get those qualities you write there.
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by izonborn098(m): 4:10pm On Jun 26, 2023
Is it that most of you are u are kids or na sense una no get, i believe most of you leave your parents house at the tender age to go and do hookup so you lack home training 100%.
ahnie:

Leave bad thing,make bad thing leave you.
Our prayers are with you.
It's well with your soul!


I would strongly recommend you go for therapy,you never heal finish.

If ever you want to talk in other to seek closure,I would gladly listen to you....from your utterances you really must have gone thru alot.

May whatever that's causing you to be toxic like those,be flushed out from your life in Jesus name....Amen.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by myyansh68(m): 4:37pm On Jun 26, 2023
Are you done with the pinkpill tablets?

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Nobody: 7:28pm On Jun 26, 2023
Cazzim:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 27 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely cry so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus wink
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

Awwwn...so adorable! I wish you well.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Sanguine(f): 8:25pm On Jun 26, 2023
Cazzim:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 27 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely cry so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus wink
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

I pray the Lord fulfils the desires of your heart according to his plans and purpose for you. 🙏
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Magnoliaa(f): 9:51pm On Jun 26, 2023
Requirements choke! grin


Kii n se fun iru awa yii.
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Cazzim(m): 9:54pm On Jun 26, 2023
Sanguine:


I pray the Lord fulfils the desires of your heart according to his plans and purpose for you. 🙏

thanks dear,,,were do u base
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by SHiNJA4RMDWEST: 10:39pm On Jun 26, 2023
Cazzim:


thanks dear,,,were do u base

She is a Christian,you r a Muslim...

So let her be .

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by sweetman2022: 10:11am On Jun 27, 2023
SHiNJA4RMDWEST:


She is a Christian,you r a Muslim...

So let her be .

So they can't marry because of different religion...says who?
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by SHiNJA4RMDWEST: 10:17am On Jun 27, 2023
sweetman2022:

So they can't marry because of different religion...says who?

Can u allowed Ur Muslim sister to marry a Christian man?

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Memberclub(m): 11:28am On Jun 27, 2023
Too many kids on this forum.
This is why I don't visit here anymore

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by VTJN(m): 4:50pm On Jun 27, 2023
Memberclub:
Too many kids on this forum.
This is why I don't visit here anymore
seriously guy. Someone posted what he want and the next thing that his fellow man would say was to claim no Nigerian woman had those qualities. The same women they bash like Their lives depends on it are getting married every Saturday.

Interesting part of it was that, these guys aren't small boys per se. Some are in their 30s. I just don't understand their pain towards women seriously
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by ahnie: 6:30pm On Jun 27, 2023
VTJN:
seriously guy. Someone posted what he want and the next thing that his fellow man would say was to claim no Nigerian woman had those qualities. The same women they bash like Their lives depends on it are getting married every Saturday.

Interesting part of it was that, these guys aren't small boys per se. Some are in their 30s. I just don't understand their pain towards women seriously
The one displaying his stupidity needs therapy,he's hasn't fully healed from the trauma he has gone thru.

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Klass99(f): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2023

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Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Cazzim(m): 6:41am On Jun 28, 2023
SHiNJA4RMDWEST:


She is a Christian,you r a Muslim...

So let her be .


do u know me before?
Re: I Really Want To Settle Down by Cazzim(m): 7:59pm On Jun 28, 2023
Klass99:


Criteria 3 and 4 made me smile, criteria 10 has me thinking, he who comes to equity must come with clean hands. Do you have a body count that qualifies you to make that request or demand of another?

Having read 160 pages of a thread by an ex-cultist, I don't think any Nigerian man who is or was a cultist, should be asking about a lady's body count. Considering how most cultists have a high body count in terms of human lives they've dropped and killed, not to mention all the diabolical nastiness they get involved in.

I am not insinuating you are a cultist I am simply thinking out loud since I read that thread. Women need to start asking potential suitors and partners too, what their body count is sexually and in terms of human lives ended.


yes I do, read my writing again

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