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Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 4:43am On Jul 06, 2023
In the estimation of self-styled doctors and soothsayers, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu ought to have died by now. They swore that he was very sick. No sooner had the then candidate Bola Tinubu won his party’s ticket to run for the presidency than they came up with tales of his terrible health condition.

What exactly was his health challenge?

Without giving any valid proof, the pseudo doctors quickly went to town with accounts of how his kidneys have gone so bad. They also gave stories of how he was moving with the aid of a machine kept inside of his left heart.

Some claimed he was actually suffering from amnesia and Parkinson disease. He would not survive the rigour of a tough political campaign.

Another tale had it that his sickness was so bad that he had started peeing on his body! So strong was this claim that it reverberated in a viral video by one of his most trusted political allies.


With all these tales of woes, candidate Bola Tinubu was a disaster waiting to happen! To really drive home the point that the man was a walking corpse, a group of jesters also joined in the fray. They composed a song titled, ‘Baba wey dey shake’ (literally translated as the sick Papa).

In the said virile song, they taunted him with his alleged ill-health, contending that virtually all the organs of his body have packed up. They chorused: ‘Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, he still dey say emilokan’ (with shaking hands and legs, he still says it is my turn to be President).

Surprisingly, candidate Bola Tinubu was unperturbed by all the ill-health vibes. He surged on with the agility of an athlete poised to break world/Olympic records. In-spite of his purported failing health, he ran a most strenuous political campaign, combing the length and breadth of the country with his ‘Renewed Hope’ mantra.

He was reported to be holding a series of political meetings deep into the night. Even so, he would be the first to be on the road for yet another political engagement the following day. He even went to places considered quite dangerous. A particular case was a village in Kaduna State, Birnin Gwari, noted for its protracted terrorists’ escapades. Against every persuasion, then candidate Bola Tinubu insisted on visiting the village. He and his team got there in the dead of the night. The Emir was so impressed that he bequeathed him a traditional title.


Yet, the quasi doctors were not convinced. He remained a sick man. The verdict? He was not fit for the throne. However, come Election Day, the electorate had a different view as he defeated his closest rivals to emerge the 16th President of the country.

About two weeks after he was pronounced winner, he left the shores of the country for France. His handlers said he needed a moment of rest and reflection, considering the enormous task ahead.

But his self-appointed wannabe doctors would have none of that. He was going to France to seek urgent medical attention as some of the gadgets fixed to his body were already malfunctioning and needed to be reworked.

While in France, radiant pictures of the man and his family together with political associates surfaced online. Still, his self-appointed physicians insisted he was at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a French hospital. They claimed the online pictures were merely carefully doctored by his handlers to fool Nigerians.

At the appointed time, they claimed they were going to reveal the name of the hospital where he was admitted and show the whole world how life-threatening his health condition was. It was so bad that he could no longer recognise anyone. So they alleged.

A few days to the inauguration, Bola Tinubu arrived in the country, using his words, “after a refreshing and rewarding time in France”. He was seen coming down from the aircraft with the liveliness of a bubbling youth, waving enthusiastically at his supporters who had come in their numbers to welcome him back home.

Yet, the quasi medics were not persuaded. Rather, they called attention to a supposed machine allegedly fixed on one of his pockets as an authentic proof that their ‘patient’s’ ailment was yet to be healed. Before you could say Jack Robinson, pictures of the purported machine had gone virile.

“Yes, we said so. He is a sick man. We don’t want another Yar’Adua”, the disciples of the phoney doctors chorused.

Since his inauguration, rather than die as they had predicted, the President has continued to exhibit traits of a man whose faculties are intact. He has made decisions that have been considered sound and apt from far and near. Even his worst critics have agreed that the man has begun his presidency on a sound footing.

In his first official overseas trip to France (what is it with the President and France?) where he attended the maiden Summit on New Global Financing Pact in Paris, he looked quite energetic, holding several meetings with notable world monetary bodies and individuals.


Perhaps, the highlight of his outing in France was the manner he galloped, like an Under-17 footballer, to hug French President Emmanuel Macron on the last day of the Paris Summit. He was so lively and full of energy that one would think he was the younger of the two.

Curiously, of late, the quasi doctors and their disciples seem unconcerned about the President’s health. They seem to have been disappointed that their skewed diagnosis has failed. Probably, they are now convinced that they are wrong after all.

How can a sick President be almost everywhere bubbling with life. After he left Paris, the President flew to London where he reportedly paid his predecessor, Muhammadu Buhari, a private visit.

He left London for Lagos and was engaged in a flurry of activities that were certainly not appropriate for a sick man. In one day, he was in Ijebu-Ode and Abeokuta, both in Ogun State, on a private visit to the monarchs of the respective ancient Yoruba towns. Same day, in the evening, he was back in Lagos as a guest of the State government, which held a colourful reception in his honour.

The following day, he attended to a visiting African Head of State, while also making several private visits to notable individuals such as the Oba of Lagos, Hajia Abba Folawiyo, Haji Binta Tinubu and a host of others.

Since the pseudo doctors and their adherents seem to have mellowed about his health concern, the question they need to urgently answer now is: Who healed the President?

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 4:52am On Jul 06, 2023
Baba knows what to do to get what he wants. He splited, balkarnised and fragmented his enemies camp with masterstroke division, faked health challenges to get some sympathy, fought the government to gain solid acceptance, and God heard him when he said "emilokan". After baba realised that everything has falling into place, he dumped the act and courts real life

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Re: Who Healed The President? by GeneralPula: 5:03am On Jul 06, 2023
Op, nah God..

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Re: Who Healed The President? by orisa37: 5:30am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:
In the estimation of self-styled doctors and soothsayers, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu ought to have died by now. They swore that he was very sick. No sooner had the then candidate Bola Tinubu won his party’s ticket to run for the presidency than they came up with tales of his terrible health condition.

What exactly was his health challenge?

Without giving any valid proof, the pseudo doctors quickly went to town with accounts of how his kidneys have gone so bad. They also gave stories of how he was moving with the aid of a machine kept inside of his left heart.

Some claimed he was actually suffering from amnesia and Parkinson disease. He would not survive the rigour of a tough political campaign.

Another tale had it that his sickness was so bad that he had started peeing on his body! So strong was this claim that it reverberated in a viral video by one of his most trusted political allies.


With all these tales of woes, candidate Bola Tinubu was a disaster waiting to happen! To really drive home the point that the man was a walking corpse, a group of jesters also joined in the fray. They composed a song titled, ‘Baba wey dey shake’ (literally translated as the sick Papa).

In the said virile song, they taunted him with his alleged ill-health, contending that virtually all the organs of his body have packed up. They chorused: ‘Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, he still dey say emilokan’ (with shaking hands and legs, he still says it is my turn to be President).

Surprisingly, candidate Bola Tinubu was unperturbed by all the ill-health vibes. He surged on with the agility of an athlete poised to break world/Olympic records. In-spite of his purported failing health, he ran a most strenuous political campaign, combing the length and breadth of the country with his ‘Renewed Hope’ mantra.

He was reported to be holding a series of political meetings deep into the night. Even so, he would be the first to be on the road for yet another political engagement the following day. He even went to places considered quite dangerous. A particular case was a village in Kaduna State, Birnin Gwari, noted for its protracted terrorists’ escapades. Against every persuasion, then candidate Bola Tinubu insisted on visiting the village. He and his team got there in the dead of the night. The Emir was so impressed that he bequeathed him a traditional title.


Yet, the quasi doctors were not convinced. He remained a sick man. The verdict? He was not fit for the throne. However, come Election Day, the electorate had a different view as he defeated his closest rivals to emerge the 16th President of the country.

About two weeks after he was pronounced winner, he left the shores of the country for France. His handlers said he needed a moment of rest and reflection, considering the enormous task ahead.

But his self-appointed wannabe doctors would have none of that. He was going to France to seek urgent medical attention as some of the gadgets fixed to his body were already malfunctioning and needed to be reworked.

While in France, radiant pictures of the man and his family together with political associates surfaced online. Still, his self-appointed physicians insisted he was at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a French hospital. They claimed the online pictures were merely carefully doctored by his handlers to fool Nigerians.

At the appointed time, they claimed they were going to reveal the name of the hospital where he was admitted and show the whole world how life-threatening his health condition was. It was so bad that he could no longer recognise anyone. So they alleged.

A few days to the inauguration, Bola Tinubu arrived in the country, using his words, “after a refreshing and rewarding time in France”. He was seen coming down from the aircraft with the liveliness of a bubbling youth, waving enthusiastically at his supporters who had come in their numbers to welcome him back home.

Yet, the quasi medics were not persuaded. Rather, they called attention to a supposed machine allegedly fixed on one of his pockets as an authentic proof that their ‘patient’s’ ailment was yet to be healed. Before you could say Jack Robinson, pictures of the purported machine had gone virile.

“Yes, we said so. He is a sick man. We don’t want another Yar’Adua”, the disciples of the phoney doctors chorused.

Since his inauguration, rather than die as they had predicted, the President has continued to exhibit traits of a man whose faculties are intact. He has made decisions that have been considered sound and apt from far and near. Even his worst critics have agreed that the man has begun his presidency on a sound footing.

In his first official overseas trip to France (what is it with the President and France?) where he attended the maiden Summit on New Global Financing Pact in Paris, he looked quite energetic, holding several meetings with notable world monetary bodies and individuals.


Perhaps, the highlight of his outing in France was the manner he galloped, like an Under-17 footballer, to hug French President Emmanuel Macron on the last day of the Paris Summit. He was so lively and full of energy that one would think he was the younger of the two.

Curiously, of late, the quasi doctors and their disciples seem unconcerned about the President’s health. They seem to have been disappointed that their skewed diagnosis has failed. Probably, they are now convinced that they are wrong after all.

How can a sick President be almost everywhere bubbling with life. After he left Paris, the President flew to London where he reportedly paid his predecessor, Muhammadu Buhari, a private visit.

He left London for Lagos and was engaged in a flurry of activities that were certainly not appropriate for a sick man. In one day, he was in Ijebu-Ode and Abeokuta, both in Ogun State, on a private visit to the monarchs of the respective ancient Yoruba towns. Same day, in the evening, he was back in Lagos as a guest of the State government, which held a colourful reception in his honour.

The following day, he attended to a visiting African Head of State, while also making several private visits to notable individuals such as the Oba of Lagos, Hajia Abba Folawiyo, Haji Binta Tinubu and a host of others.

Since the pseudo doctors and their adherents seem to have mellowed about his health concern, the question they need to urgently answer now is: Who healed the President?




GOOD QUESTION?

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Re: Who Healed The President? by gr8ofnnetwork(m): 7:32am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:
Baba knows what to do to get what he wants. He splited, balkarnised and fragmented his enemies camp with masterstroke division, faked health challenges to get some sympathy, fought the government to gain solid acceptance, and God heard him when he said "emilokan". After baba realised that everything has falling into place, he dumped the act and courts real life

Maximum respect for this succinct submission. You must be a student of: Robert Greene "The 48 Laws of power".

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Parachoco: 7:36am On Jul 06, 2023
Hoebidunze Orchins are extremely daft

They are the same set of people who believed Buhari is dead and was replaced by Al Jubril from Sudan

They are Bitter people, filled with hate

Once them hate person, dem go throw their brains away and start believing any rubbish they hear about the person

Nigeria should give them the Singapore treatment

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Re: Who Healed The President? by tesppidd: 7:40am On Jul 06, 2023
Lemme book this space.

If by any stroke of luck this crappy article makes front page, I will bare my mind

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Re: Who Healed The President? by mrvitalis(m): 7:43am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:
In the estimation of self-styled doctors and soothsayers, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu ought to have died by now. They swore that he was very sick. No sooner had the then candidate Bola Tinubu won his party’s ticket to run for the presidency than they came up with tales of his terrible health condition.

What exactly was his health challenge?

Without giving any valid proof, the pseudo doctors quickly went to town with accounts of how his kidneys have gone so bad. They also gave stories of how he was moving with the aid of a machine kept inside of his left heart.

Some claimed he was actually suffering from amnesia and Parkinson disease. He would not survive the rigour of a tough political campaign.

Another tale had it that his sickness was so bad that he had started peeing on his body! So strong was this claim that it reverberated in a viral video by one of his most trusted political allies.


With all these tales of woes, candidate Bola Tinubu was a disaster waiting to happen! To really drive home the point that the man was a walking corpse, a group of jesters also joined in the fray. They composed a song titled, ‘Baba wey dey shake’ (literally translated as the sick Papa).

In the said virile song, they taunted him with his alleged ill-health, contending that virtually all the organs of his body have packed up. They chorused: ‘Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, he still dey say emilokan’ (with shaking hands and legs, he still says it is my turn to be President).

Surprisingly, candidate Bola Tinubu was unperturbed by all the ill-health vibes. He surged on with the agility of an athlete poised to break world/Olympic records. In-spite of his purported failing health, he ran a most strenuous political campaign, combing the length and breadth of the country with his ‘Renewed Hope’ mantra.

He was reported to be holding a series of political meetings deep into the night. Even so, he would be the first to be on the road for yet another political engagement the following day. He even went to places considered quite dangerous. A particular case was a village in Kaduna State, Birnin Gwari, noted for its protracted terrorists’ escapades. Against every persuasion, then candidate Bola Tinubu insisted on visiting the village. He and his team got there in the dead of the night. The Emir was so impressed that he bequeathed him a traditional title.


Yet, the quasi doctors were not convinced. He remained a sick man. The verdict? He was not fit for the throne. However, come Election Day, the electorate had a different view as he defeated his closest rivals to emerge the 16th President of the country.

About two weeks after he was pronounced winner, he left the shores of the country for France. His handlers said he needed a moment of rest and reflection, considering the enormous task ahead.

But his self-appointed wannabe doctors would have none of that. He was going to France to seek urgent medical attention as some of the gadgets fixed to his body were already malfunctioning and needed to be reworked.

While in France, radiant pictures of the man and his family together with political associates surfaced online. Still, his self-appointed physicians insisted he was at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a French hospital. They claimed the online pictures were merely carefully doctored by his handlers to fool Nigerians.

At the appointed time, they claimed they were going to reveal the name of the hospital where he was admitted and show the whole world how life-threatening his health condition was. It was so bad that he could no longer recognise anyone. So they alleged.

A few days to the inauguration, Bola Tinubu arrived in the country, using his words, “after a refreshing and rewarding time in France”. He was seen coming down from the aircraft with the liveliness of a bubbling youth, waving enthusiastically at his supporters who had come in their numbers to welcome him back home.

Yet, the quasi medics were not persuaded. Rather, they called attention to a supposed machine allegedly fixed on one of his pockets as an authentic proof that their ‘patient’s’ ailment was yet to be healed. Before you could say Jack Robinson, pictures of the purported machine had gone virile.

“Yes, we said so. He is a sick man. We don’t want another Yar’Adua”, the disciples of the phoney doctors chorused.

Since his inauguration, rather than die as they had predicted, the President has continued to exhibit traits of a man whose faculties are intact. He has made decisions that have been considered sound and apt from far and near. Even his worst critics have agreed that the man has begun his presidency on a sound footing.

In his first official overseas trip to France (what is it with the President and France?) where he attended the maiden Summit on New Global Financing Pact in Paris, he looked quite energetic, holding several meetings with notable world monetary bodies and individuals.


Perhaps, the highlight of his outing in France was the manner he galloped, like an Under-17 footballer, to hug French President Emmanuel Macron on the last day of the Paris Summit. He was so lively and full of energy that one would think he was the younger of the two.

Curiously, of late, the quasi doctors and their disciples seem unconcerned about the President’s health. They seem to have been disappointed that their skewed diagnosis has failed. Probably, they are now convinced that they are wrong after all.

How can a sick President be almost everywhere bubbling with life. After he left Paris, the President flew to London where he reportedly paid his predecessor, Muhammadu Buhari, a private visit.

He left London for Lagos and was engaged in a flurry of activities that were certainly not appropriate for a sick man. In one day, he was in Ijebu-Ode and Abeokuta, both in Ogun State, on a private visit to the monarchs of the respective ancient Yoruba towns. Same day, in the evening, he was back in Lagos as a guest of the State government, which held a colourful reception in his honour.

The following day, he attended to a visiting African Head of State, while also making several private visits to notable individuals such as the Oba of Lagos, Hajia Abba Folawiyo, Haji Binta Tinubu and a host of others.

Since the pseudo doctors and their adherents seem to have mellowed about his health concern, the question they need to urgently answer now is: Who healed the President?



What exactly has tinubu done to show he is healthy? ...

Receiving visitors at the state House? Abi traveling to France in a president jet and not Speaking? I don't understand exactly

Maybe you guys don't know what an active president feels like really

Or you were just paid to push this propaganda?

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Emyzoloye5(m): 7:46am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:
Baba knows what to do to get what he wants. He splited, balkarnised and fragmented his enemies camp with masterstroke division, faked health challenges to get some sympathy, fought the government to gain solid acceptance, and God heard him when he said "emilokan". After baba realised that everything has falling into place, he dumped the act and courts real life

Same way Yar'adua "faked health Challenges" until he died in office

Keep fooling yourself

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 8:07am On Jul 06, 2023
Emyzoloye5:


Same way Yar'adua "faked health Challenges" until he died in office

Keep fooling yourself

Fate differs. Yar'Adua is not a yardstick for measuring lifespan.

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 8:11am On Jul 06, 2023
mrvitalis:

What exactly has tinubu done to show he is healthy? ...

Receiving visitors at the state House? Abi traveling to France in a president jet and not Speaking? I don't understand exactly

Maybe you guys don't know what an active president feels like really

Or you were just paid to push this propaganda?

Tell me a president anywhere in world that is running hundred metres or 4by4 relays or jumping from building to building to prove he is healthy and let me credit you sharply

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 8:14am On Jul 06, 2023
gr8ofnnetwork:


Maximum respect for this succinct submission. You must be a student of: Robert Greene "The 48 Laws of power".

Real recognises real brother. I can see better through your eyes. I doff my hat.

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Re: Who Healed The President? by RenaissanceGuy: 8:19am On Jul 06, 2023

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Re: Who Healed The President? by mrvitalis(m): 8:40am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:


Tell me a president anywhere in world that is running hundred metres or 4by4 relays or jumping from building to building to prove he is healthy and let me credit you sharply
But I can't tell u Presidents that speak live to his people weekly, that travel around his country inspecting projects, visiting disaster revealed region, Meeting soldier at the battle field, hold media chats regularly to breef his nation

Openly debating his economic strategies n policies

Has tinubu done this?

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Femmyfamous4u(m): 8:46am On Jul 06, 2023
It is same Obi supporters that believed it was Jubril in Abuja and not Buhari.

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Godoverevery: 9:21am On Jul 06, 2023
mrvitalis:

But I can't tell u Presidents that speak live to his people weekly, that travel around his country inspecting projects, visiting disaster revealed region, Meeting soldier at the battle field, hold media chats regularly to breef his nation

Openly debating his economic strategies n policies

Has tinubu done this?

At your age bro..........stop ds childish talk.

Just because you hate someone doesn't mean you should just lose common sense.

He just barely over 1 month as a president nah and you expecting all that ?? Nawa ooo

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Re: Who Healed The President? by mrvitalis(m): 9:24am On Jul 06, 2023
Godoverevery:


At your age bro..........stop ds childish talk.

Just because you hate someone doesn't mean you should just lose common sense.

He just barely over 1 month as a president nah and you expecting all that ?? Nawa ooo
1 week is enough to achieve everything I listed here
Re: Who Healed The President? by Afamed: 9:30am On Jul 06, 2023
One of them, who said Tinubu was sick during the campaign, a young guy, died 2 months

Everywhere he went to his national anthem was that Tinubu would die.

Unfortunately he died 2 months ago
Re: Who Healed The President? by franchasofficia: 10:28am On Jul 06, 2023
Benwallt:


Tell me a president anywhere in world that is running hundred metres or 4by4 relays or jumping from building to building to prove he is healthy and let me credit you sharply
Joe Biden cycles more than 3km everyday as part of his healthy exercise routine.



Vladimir Putin does more strenuous exercises on daily basis.


These are the ones I know very well.


Tinubu haven't delivered an official live speech at any international event yet, when he was in France, despite being one of the scheduled speakers, he refused to come out to deliver any speech.

Re: Who Healed The President? by famology(m): 11:37am On Jul 06, 2023
Emyzoloye5:


Same way Yar'adua "faked health Challenges" until he died in office

Keep fooling yourself


Same way Buhari died in office abi?

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Re: Who Healed The President? by famology(m): 11:37am On Jul 06, 2023
Obidiotssssss over to you guys

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Re: Who Healed The President? by FreedomArmy: 11:40am On Jul 06, 2023
Tinubu is old and sick. Infact we saw video of him being supported to just balance himself in a vehicle. We saw his bent hands indicating an old man. We saw him stumbling on stage.we saw him licking microphone . We saw signs of dementia and everything bad about his health
Now that he is the mandate thief president,we expect him to be specially protected and shield from the public view. We only hear tinubu said and tinubu did on news papers,tv and radio.when was the last time you tinubu video ? I can't remember
Re: Who Healed The President? by Benwallt(m): 3:27pm On Jul 06, 2023
franchasofficia:
Joe Biden cycles more than 3km everyday as part of his healthy exercise routine.



Vladimir Putin does more strenuous exercises on daily basis.


These are the ones I know very well.


Tinubu haven't delivered an official live speech at any international event yet, when he was in France, despite being one of the scheduled speakers, he refused to come out to deliver any speech.


This has nothing to do with governance bro

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Re: Who Healed The President? by Emyzoloye5(m): 7:46am On Jul 07, 2023
famology:



Same way Buhari died in office abi?

At least Buhari wasn't spiling Jargons like balablu, bulaba, gazeregazeres

Buhari is mentally sound and healthier, unlike Asiwaju, vibrator dey learn work from him😁
Re: Who Healed The President? by Akungitit: 7:59am On Jul 07, 2023
95% of IPOB goats will die before President Tinubu.

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