An evening newspaper aka old hen aka old layer aka area mama aka flavour of the week aka puta aka best before aka expired milk aka spinsteraka sister Clara

This is a common specie of female folk found around the world d but the most prime specie are found indigenous to the West African nation Nigeria

To understand how the ENPs - evening newspaper came about one would have to take a trip down memory lane to the fall of womanhood in Nigeria.

In the early years the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s the women on Nigeria hadn't yet devolved to become what they are now which further degraded to become the evening newspaper of today. Most Nigerian Women were virtuous classy well manners honest and faithful to their husbands. Infact back then I can boldly tell you that 99% of Nigerian women were virgins on their marriage night . Infact it was considered taboo to marry off a used up second hand female who isn't a virgin abck then.

Nigerian women couldn't jump from man to man because back then before a man married a woman his kinsmen went to the lady's village to enquire if she was a wayward aka hookup girl and if the men found out the marriage was canceled.

With all these measures in place it was highly uncommon to find a lady unamrried at 21 years old in Nigeria . Most women back then had finished having their children at 25 years old because back then their wombs where fresh and not these postinol ravaged wasted wombs half eaten by fibroids that these ENPs are carrying around today.

Not to say there were odd classes of unmarried woman above 21 back then because it could be the fiancee fired in an accident or was I jured hence she would still be found a virgin if examined at 25 so marriage wouldn't have been a problem.

Back then a lady can't even just visit a man who her parents don't know , infact a man and woman who aren't married won't even walk holding hands on the street. Those where the times when the women were women .it was almost impossible to find a single unmarried 30nyear old woman back in those years , either she is a widow , or divorced

Today we have the ENPs - the evening newspapers. These are a breed of unhappy,bitter , frustrated, angry , I can cook thread opening, man are scum shouting , disrespectful, prideful, fake , 10 later make up wearing. Ladies of today.

These are ladies who's dreams have long died. It's common to find them as single mums and childless too. Some have children and have hidden them far away with their mum in the village or with a married sister who is taking care of the child and she is pretending to be single.

These ladies often claim to be career women , independent, I am happy alone , modern Nigerian women who have so consoled and brainwashed themselves into believing they are not depressed but the reality is far from that.

They cling to feminism and blame Nigerian men for every imaginable thing that has befallen them in life.

What they forget is once upon a time they where younger in their early 20s and the world ( they thought ) revolved around them.

They used men , lied to them , used their bodies to make money , gain material things but the one thing they forgot is , the price for using your body to gain things is far too heavy to be paid later on they had sex , dated , ridiculed , and tossed mens emotions like toys for years. All the while believing that there will be a happy ending , that surely na pilot , engineer ,or chevron staff she will end up with
.

Fast forward to today. She is in her 30s nearing forties . She is filled with regret but will rather die than admit it . She lies about her age everytime , she hates social media because all she seeds are her secondary school mates who are all happily married with kids.

She hates her life , most of her current relationships are with married men because most single guys just sleep with her and go. No one wants an old sagged up lady as a wife. Her vagina is permanently shaped like an o now ...

As 40 draws near she goes and takes back her child from whrreeeve she hid the child since and starts telling everyone how the child is her life and treasure

Do evening newspapers deserve love? Yes everyonedoes but the unfortunate the unfortunate reality is 99% of Nigerian evening newspapers will not find love. This is the harsh truth because the one who truly loved them they treated badly sometime in the past .

They didn't even notice he was the one as they brushed him aside .

The best an evening newspaper can hope for is a widower or snatching some old man from his wife

And no matter how much an ENP lies she is happy alone, that is a 100% lie!! It is unadulterated BS. Because as humans we are social creatures and not designed to be alone

Op fire on. But sha we want to gift you one ENP, u fit manage am? The pussy is shape like O but a gift is a gift.

Badmashii:
Op fire on. But sha we want to gift you one ENP, u fit manage am? The pussy is shape like O but a gift is a gift.

😂😂😂😂😂

I no want

Appears to me like someone reacting to serious posthumous heart break.

Bro take it easy.

You don't need all this.

You will have daughters too.

You will have femal friends too.

You will have cousins too.

If everyone is doing it. Think about it. Not worth it.

Let us try and sanitize nairaland.

It is breeding terrorist.

Emotional and gender terrorist

Hatred also.

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Proserpina:
Damn!
Companies are on Upwork and fivers looking for writers to employ , a grown ass is here on Nairaland writing epistles on women.

Ohhhhh! perhaps this is the limit to your thinking capacity. Employers need more that cunt and boobs stories. True that!

E pain am😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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KingOfTheDamned:

😂😂😂😂😂

I no want

It's obvious you v been dished breakfast.
See there's nothing like you described above. To every human being, there's an admirer.
There are bad men and bad women.

Badmashii:
Op fire on.D

Ezzz, e gbeko!
Jamnation eke yofuro!

Yugoslavia247:
Appears to me like someone reacting to serious posthumous heart break.

Bro take it easy.

You don't need all this.

You will have daughters too.

You will have femal friends too.

You will have cousins too.

If everyone is doing it. Think about it. Not worth it.

Let us try and sanitize nairaland.

It is breeding terrorist.

Emotional and gender terrorist

Hatred also.

Another gay fàggot spotted . 🤣

Always easy to spot you guys, you always attack any masculine display as either being toxic or as some result of some.negative experience 🤣

Smelly dick licker 🤣
No one wants to ejaculate in your anus here so fück off

Beuberry:

It's obvious you v been dished breakfast.
See there's nothing like you described above. To every human being, there's an admirer.
There are bad men and bad women.

Ezzz, e gbeko!
Jamnation eke yofuro!

ENP alert 🤣

KingOfTheDamned:


ENP alert 🤣

U mean ur kins?

Guy you be truth assasin! You've just got those hos summed up all right.I dey your back gidigba.
There is one at my workplace.Madam mid-thirties was bringing lunch for me for almost 2 months without fail,thinking i was a bachelor.I ate o.When i finally visited her at her place as a result of her subtly suggesting,this lady still put on game the moment i came in o.I tried to feel her up but she frowned and sat her bum on plastic chair at one end of the bedsitter apartment,while i was sitting on the edge of her bed.She told me no sex until marriage.I Just laughed it off and told her that she was hiding something from me and as long as she does that i won't unveil any marriage plan for her.I went out pick a secret call-my wife's call.Before i came in,sister don go lie down for bed,face wall.I continued to accuse her repeatedly of hiding something as i joined her on bed and was feeling her up,she let down her guard and surrendered to serious knacking.Na one overzealous married woman later cast the level sha...

Heaven will never be de GOAL for you mr OP😂😂😂

Beuberry:

U mean ur kins?

How old are you? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lemme guess. 38? 😂😂😂😂 mama your hope don finish o.WHO says you have a less than 20% chance of carrying a natural pregnancy to term and a less chance of giving birth to a healthy baby without defects onc you reach 35 😂

thesilentman:
Guy you be truth assasin! You've just got those hos summed up all right.I dey your back gidigba.
There is one at my workplace.Madam mid-thirties was bringing lunch for me for almost 2 months without fail,thinking i was a bachelor.I ate o.When i finally visited her at her place as a result of her subtly suggesting,this lady still put on game the moment i came in o.I tried to feel her up but she frowned and sat her bum on plastic chair at one end of the bedsitter apartment,while i was sitting on the edge of her bed.She told me no sex until marriage.I Just laughed it off and told her that she was hiding something from me and as long as she does that i won't unveil any marriage plan for her.I went out pick a secret call-my wife's call.Before i came in,sister don go lie down for bed,face wall.I continued to accuse her repeatedly of hiding something as i joined her on bed and was feeling her up,she let down her guard and surrendered to serious knacking.Na one overzealous married woman later cast the level sha...

Comrade you are a true sniper 😂😂😂👍🏽

Hmm, all the ENPS in the building say hii

KingOfTheDamned:


How old are you? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lemme guess. 38? 😂😂😂😂 mama your hope don finish o.WHO says you have a less than 20% chance of carrying a natural pregnancy to term and a less chance of giving birth to a healthy baby without defects onc you reach 35 😂

You described your sisters. You are indeed damned.
Born troway waste of semen boy.
You this gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking, latrine sniffing, codeine drinking rophynol sipping, meth licking, mpulumiri swallowing dogo!
Go n quench!

KingOfTheDamned:


Comrade you are a true sniper 😂😂😂👍🏽

walahi

Just another misogynist who'll soon fade into obscurity like the ones that came before him

Beuberry:

You described your sisters. You are indeed damned.
Born troway waste of semen boy.
You this gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking, latrine sniffing, codeine drinking rophynol sipping, meth licking, mpulumiri swallowing dogo!
Go n quench!

ENP having a melt down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Op, God bless you richly!

One of the big problem with ENPs is that they want to eat their cake and at the same time have it in their hands. God forbid!

ENPs don't not deserve any love.

The truth is, all 9ja girls are ashawo but ENps are the worst kind of 9ja girl

thesilentman:
Guy you be truth assasin! You've just got those hos summed up all right.I dey your back gidigba.
There is one at my workplace.Madam mid-thirties was bringing lunch for me for almost 2 months without fail,thinking i was a bachelor.I ate o.When i finally visited her at her place as a result of her subtly suggesting,this lady still put on game the moment i came in o.I tried to feel her up but she frowned and sat her bum on plastic chair at one end of the bedsitter apartment,while i was sitting on the edge of her bed.She told me no sex until marriage.I Just laughed it off and told her that she was hiding something from me and as long as she does that i won't unveil any marriage plan for her.I went out pick a secret call-my wife's call.Before i came in,sister don go lie down for bed,face wall.I continued to accuse her repeatedly of hiding something as i joined her on bed and was feeling her up,she let down her guard and surrendered to serious knacking.Na one overzealous married woman later cast the level sha...

KingOfTheDamned:


ENP having a melt down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

O lopolo!
Serve punishment

Beuberry:

O lopolo!
Serve punishment

Which punishment? ENP is frustrated!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The OP is so on point, jennyclay siofra and ahnie will not like this

Beuberry:

You described your sisters. You are indeed damned.
Born troway waste of semen boy.
You this gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking, latrine sniffing, codeine drinking rophynol sipping, meth licking, mpulumiri swallowing dogo!
Go n quench!

Tell us the truth how old are you? don't lie

Obainoman6:


Tell us the truth how old are you? don't lie

I am suspecting she is between 35 and 40 years old 🤔

Obainoman6:


Tell us the truth how old are you? don't lie

I m younger but sensible than you.

KingOfTheDamned:


I am suspecting she is between 35 and 40 years old 🤔

Your mother's age abi?

SweetBuns:
Just another misogynist who'll soon fade into obscurity like the ones that came before him

Hmmm

One of the Legends have Spoken

Beuberry:

Your mother's age abi?

Old layer we understand your frustration 🤣🤣