….as EU describes Peter Obi’s Digital Followers as Faker Than a Hollywood Smile

That EU Report that indicted Obidients, and Atikulated digital followers, as faker than a Hollywood smile who may appear shiny and dazzling, but deep down, they’re nothing more than a mirage of support is worrisome. Oh, the wonders of social media illusion! Bravo to Atiku and Obi for their digital charades, leaving us all amused by their fakery! Writes John Mayaki

Oh, well, well, well, look at our esteemed presidential candidates in all their social media glory! The EU has graciously provided us with a delightful report that exposes their oh-so-authentic followers. But wait, folks! It turns out some of these followers might just be as real as unicorns and leprechauns!

Oh, how amusing! Atiku Abubakar and Peter Obi, leading the pack with their suspicious armies of Twitter bots, creating a grand illusion of support! I must say, their creativity in deception is truly commendable – thanks to the EU report.

Bravo, Obidients and Atikulated, for trying to boost your egos with a digital fan club! How that translate to winning the elections is another ball game!

In their quest for social media supremacy, the candidates experienced a miraculous surge in followers just in time for the grand show of the presidential election. Oh, the coincidences! But the EU, being the keen observers they are, couldn’t help but notice the parade of suspicious accounts marching behind these fake politicians.

Ah, the wonders of modern technology! These bots were crafty enough to have seemingly genuine profiles, fooling us mere mortals at first glance. But fear not, for the EU’s mighty Botometer and Bot Sentinel tools came to the rescue! Through their heroic efforts, they unveiled the truth – these followers were faker than a Hollywood smile, they declared!

So, there you have it, my friends – a tale of fake followers leading a digital deception to discredit a most credible elections. All wrapped up in a nice EU report gift for our enjoyment! Bravo, PDP and Assistant PDP politicians, bravo! You’ve truly mastered the art of political theater on social media, leaving us all in awe of your ingenuity.

But that’s not all – there is also the call for military interventions in Nigeria – from election victory claims to militocracy dreams; how Peter Obi and Labour Party supporters showcase a circus of political theatrics is interesting. It all started yesterday also on Twitter.


Well, isn’t this just a rollercoaster ride of political shenanigans? We’ve got Peter Obi and his merry band of Labour Party supporters claiming victory in the 2023 presidential elections in Nigeria! But wait, plot twist! Suddenly, they’re moonwalking their way into a military takeover fantasy! Who needs evidence and court rulings when you can play pretend coup?

Oh, I can hear the uproarious laughter echoing through the corridors of power! It’s like a sideshow circus, with the acrobats of hypocrisy performing breathtaking stunts of flip-flopping and logic-twisting! Bravo, folks! You’ve truly mastered the art of bending reality to fit your narrative.

Judiciary and democracy? Nah, they’re so last season! Why bother with such trivial matters when you can join the “militocracy” trend? Forget about the rule of law; let’s embrace the whims of the military overlords! The Obidients thought in their hallucination.


And here’s the cherry on top of this ludicrous political sundae: the grand display of “believing whatever suits me best at the moment!” Bravo, Peter Obi and crew! Your versatility in truth-shifting is unparalleled!

In the grand theater of politics, we have front-row seats to witness the hilarious dance of contradictions. They claimed election glory, but now they’re all about that coup-wanting life! It’s like watching a masterpiece of farcical drama unfold right before our eyes.

So, let’s raise a toast to Peter Obi and the Labour Party supporters for delivering this comedic gem! Truly, their escapades in the realm of politics are a delightful source of entertainment for the masses.

Peter Obi’s election claims to militocracy dreams and digital followers faker than a Hollywood smile – congratulations Peter Obi!

The thing tired me

1966 coup came to mind. The way they have been supporting the Niger coup is really worrisome.

Should we now conclude that Obidient is not getting any mandate but about ensuring Tinubu a Yoruba person doesn't become the president, they don't mind if the president is a Congolese if it's not a Yoruba man it's okay to them

They can't live with the reality that BAT is their presido

Dem go explain tire for court

No Evidence😂😂

Tinubu will surely be disgraced this is certain...
Hunger and economic hardship don dey reset people brains Una go soon see the effects soon...
If Una like play the ostrich...

I thought we were done with electioneering campaigns ?

Ttalk:
The thing tired me

1966 coup came to mind. The way they have been supporting the Niger coup is really worrisome.

Should we now conclude that Obidient is not getting any mandate but about ensuring Tinubu a Yoruba person doesn't become the president, they don't mind if the president is a Congolese if it's not a Yoruba man it's okay to them

playing ethnic card won't save Tinubu...
Even yorubas dey feel the effects of his bad policies...
Tinubu could have implemented good ideas to save the country but its clear he doesn't have any...

BoldBrainz:
I thought we were done with electioneering campaigns ?

they won election but they are crying and opening threads up and down...

Xxxxtentacion2:
they won election but they are crying and opening threads up and down...

I am shook as well!

BoldBrainz:


I am shook as well!

A bad leader will always be a bad leader...
Tinubu does not have anything to offer Nigeria...
He is dumb like Buhari...

Ttalk:
The thing tired me

1966 coup came to mind. The way they have been supporting the Niger coup is really worrisome.

Should we now conclude that Obidient is not getting any mandate but about ensuring Tinubu a Yoruba person doesn't become the president, they don't mind if the president is a Congolese if it's not a Yoruba man it's okay to them

That has been the game play from the onset. They have scattered house, they don't have the number, they don't have the resources both human and materials like batists so they wanna spoil things they couldn't have but trust jagaban, he has planed all

Ttalk:
The thing tired me

1966 coup came to mind. The way they have been supporting the Niger coup is really worrisome.

Should we now conclude that Obidient is not getting any mandate but about ensuring Tinubu a Yoruba person doesn't become the president, they don't mind if the president is a Congolese if it's not a Yoruba man it's okay to them

It is like you just wake up?

You no dey this Nairaland since 2015 onwards when Igbos already started to negatively project Tinubu and Yorubas, and vowed that no Yoruba would rule Nigeria again before them?

Their vow became useless, and the Igbo candidacy of Peter Obi, ensured that Tinubu defeated Atiku.

Their agony of defeat knows no bounds.

Xxxxtentacion2:
A bad leader will always be a bad leader...
Tinubu does not have anything to offer Nigeria...
He is dumb like Buhari...

If indeed he is, then I'm afraid it is uhuru for us all. Cause the genuine possibility of the tribunal giving a judgement detrimental to the drug lord, is marginally close to impossible.

Xxxxtentacion2:
playing ethnic card won't save Tinubu...
Even yorubas dey feel the effects of his bad policies...
Tinubu could have implemented good ideas to save the country but its clear he doesn't have any...

You are not taking to a kid, what economic policy Obidient would have made to stop borrowing to finance debt and subsidy?

Xxxxtentacion2:
they won election but they are crying and opening threads up and down...

If losers in their sadness can be opening teary threads every minutes I don't see anything wrong in victorious winners opening threads everyday. Don't you think?

And they wonder why Buhari and Tinubu will never appoint anyone from that region as Chief of Army staff, they will just wake up one day and kill the president like they did in 1966.

BoldBrainz:
I thought we were done with electioneering campaigns ?

when was that

BoldBrainz:




If indeed he is, then I'm afraid it is uhuru for us all. Cause the genuine possibility of the tribunal giving a judgement detrimental to the drug lord, is marginally close to impossible.

lol...
Tribunal wey don collect their own share...

Ttalk:


You are not taking to a kid, what economic policy Obidient would have made to stop borrowing to finance debt and subsidy?

weed out and overhaul the corrupt eggs in the system starting from Buhari and the cabals but you know Tinubu can't do that...
Its suicide...
Tinubu can't fight corruption...
Buhari tried and failed..
Let's start by implementing death sentences for corrupt government officials.
Can Tinubu do it...

Benwallt:


If losers in their sadness can be opening teary threads every minutes I don't see anything wrong in victorious winners opening threads everyday. Don't you think?

its funny how the so called winners still suffer along with the losers...
What's different...
We are all in this together if you like choose to be stupid you go still follow queue with obidents to buy fuel at 700 per litre...
Who are you deceiving

Xxxxtentacion2:
its funny how the so called winners still suffer along with the losers...
What's different...
We are all in this together if you like choose to be stupid you go still follow queue with obidents to buy fuel at 700 per litre...
Who are you deceiving

Pointless.

Good or bad we are in it together. We suffer together whether your vote count or not. Tinubu for 8years

Benwallt:


Pointless.

Good or bad we are in it together. We suffer together whether your vote count or not. Tinubu for 8years

Tinubu dey struggle first tenure you dey talk of second tenure...
Dey play...
Anybody wey fit defend naija politicians is worse than the devil...
You think you are doing us abi...
How many liters can you buy with the 30k APC pays you every month...
Anyway nobody send your papa...

yarimo:
when was that

You tell me, Son.

Xxxxtentacion2:
Tinubu dey struggle first tenure you dey talk of second tenure...
Dey play...
Anybody wey fit defend naija politicians is worse than the devil...
You think you are doing us abi...
How many liters can you buy with the 30k APC pays you every month...
Anyway nobody send your papa...

All I know is Tinubu is our president. If he struggles Na we go feel am. D pain go reach everybody so is the joy.
We no send your father too

Four years of Sani Abacha rule is better than the 24 years of democracy put together

MEGA4BILLION:
Four years of Sani Abacha rule is better than the 24 years of democracy put together

Did you have mobile phones, internet, freedom of speech, developed banking sector, service sector, investors, indigenous car manufacturing companies, many institutions, locally owned indigenous airlines, 4 international airports, railway system, trams, etc during Abacha's military rule?

I believe you are a kid. You don't know anything.

Obidients are the most incorrigible set of political supporters. The way some of them have started supporting the Niger coup gives one concern. It clearly shows they are never democrats but impostors who wanted to hijack power for whatever selfish reasons, albeit ethnic. That's why I and my household will never vote for Obi or anyone from there till kingdom come. They have shown who they are.

forgiveness:


Did you have mobile phones, internet, freedom of speech, developed banking sector, service sector, investors, indigenous car manufacturing companies, many institutions, locally owned indigenous airlines, 4 international airports, railway system, trams, etc during Abacha's military rule?

I believe you are a kid. You don't know anything.

What do you term as freedom of speech?
Refineries were working, no international airport has been built by federal government in the past 24 years, Nigerians didn't saved money in tins; they were banks, availability of mobile phones and internet are products developed technologies sweeping across regions under digital divide. Nothing has been done in the last 24 years apart from looting

Xxxxtentacion2:
weed out and overhaul the corrupt eggs in the system starting from Buhari and the cabals but you know Tinubu can't do that...
Its suicide...
Tinubu can't fight corruption...
Buhari tried and failed..
Let's start by implementing death sentences for corrupt government officials.
Can Tinubu do it...

If that is possible let your state government pass the bill in your state and kill all the corrupt people there and federal government will copy it. Abi your state government no longer have power to approve death sentence.

Some of you just spew rubbish in the name of criticising the government without making any sense

They are simply jokers

Military rule will be worse than this; stop asking for what you can't contain!

Exactly!

They want anyone as long as he's not Yoruba, they are fine.

Any Yoruba still keeping igbos as friends or even on speaking terms is an oponu ayirada.

Ttalk:
The thing tired me

1966 coup came to mind. The way they have been supporting the Niger coup is really worrisome.

Should we now conclude that Obidient is not getting any mandate but about ensuring Tinubu a Yoruba person doesn't become the president, they don't mind if the president is a Congolese if it's not a Yoruba man it's okay to them