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Everything You Need To Know About Being A Simp And How To Stop Being One. by KingMack(m): 2:10pm On Aug 30, 2023
Being a simp, is a term used when a guy is being too nice to a woman when he is fishing for compliments or trying to get with her.

A man who puts too much value on women for no reason is a SIMP. He’ll put a woman before himself. He’ll do anything to please a woman, whether it’s giving free attention and validation, money or gifts in an attempt to receive affection from her.

HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE A SIMP?
When you put women on a pedestal, I mean no matter what a woman does, you don’t see any fault in her actions. You can’t criticize her as she’s seen to be superior to you, you’re a SIMP. When you double text a woman, you’re a SIMP.

When you’re too nice to a woman, you’re a SIMP.

When you look for cheap validations from women, you’re a SIMP.

Women will ask you to do a thing for them, and you’ll do it straight away, even if it’s not beneficial to you, you’re a SIMP.

A man who degrades himself into begging for s£x, you’re a SIMP.

Giving good treatments to undeserving women, you’re a SIMP.

Being a simp will never get you loved, it will only get you played and taken advantage of. Wake up!

Some may say this is just being gentlemanly or showing love, but there is a definite difference between being a gentleman and a simp. Don’t fall into the category of weak, needy, shameless men.


HOW CAN YOU STOP BEING A SIMP?

1. Build/improve yourself; improve your dress sense; improve your looks (get creams that make your skin glow; nice haircut; smell nice, hit the gym); learn to speak fluently too. All of this will help you get more confident when dealing with women. That’s why a girlfriend of a simp will cheat at any given opportunity with a confident bad guy who’s put in enough work to build himself.

2. Delete all the simp tunes; Listen to Blaqbonez more than you listen to Chike.

3. Give the women you’ve been simping for some space, that’s the only way to earn your respect back; it’s always hard to earn your respect back once a woman gets comfortable with disrespecting you because they’ve never perceived you as a man who knows his worth, so trying to erase them old picture of you in their head might result to you looking like a clown to them. Unfollow them on social media, detach yourself.

4. Stop being an introvert; go outside, meet new women, communicate with them; make yourself seen so you can attract women too. The fewer women you have, the more desperate you’d be when conversing with this gender, but if you’ve got many, you won’t let anyone waste your time.

5. Focus on chasing the bag, not women; high-value men don’t chase women, women chase them. Women send DMs first, women send men money, and women spend the money they get from SIMPs on dominant kings. Men, y’all need to wake up. Use your head, be in your frame.

6. Start telling women what you want with your full chest; Is it just s£x? If she ain’t down for it, don’t beg her for the fun and good time you’re about to make her experience, because your genital is too precious, move to the next. That’s the power of abundance. You’ve got options.

7. Establish clear limits for yourself and the woman; know when to be sweet and when to stop.

8. Be dominant: dominant men get the women they want, not who’s available.

9. Stop giving women money just because they’re women, do it as a reward for good behaviors instead. Whenever she puts in effort to make you happier or make your life easier, you reward her. That way, she’d be invested too, it’d be deserved also.
Re: Everything You Need To Know About Being A Simp And How To Stop Being One. by KingMack(m): 2:12pm On Aug 30, 2023
IF YOU ASK A WOMAN TO DESCRIBE HER IDEAL MAN, SHE WILL DESCRIBE A SIMP.

Ask a woman what her definition of a perfect man is and she’ll describe a SIMP. Not because she likes you though, don’t play yourself. It’s only because women keep all kinds of men around them since they love to use them, and every man can still serve a purpose.

The hard guy maybe for sex, while you the simp, maybe for transfers, bills, and boredom. Many simps are ignored in the DM, then she texts you back when she’s bored, and you still respond with the speed of light. Different guys, different roles depending on whom she perceives you to be.

So, if you’re a simp and she’s keeping you, know that she’s only using you and she’ll never want to lose someone she’s using. You should know that you can be a boyfriend who simps for your girlfriend; simping isn’t just for single guys trying to gain women’s attention, but also guys in relationships. If you win her over as a simp, you’d have to continue simping to save the relationship.

Some of you will go single the moment money stops coming. Your money has been the only thing keeping her in that relationship. Some of you send weekly and monthly allowances; some of you are playing fatherly roles; it is more like you are paying her to be in a relationship with you.

There is no benefit to being a simp because everything you attract is unreal: fake companies, fake love, fake orgasms, just fakes. Wake up!!!


Finally, SIMP is an abbreviation for a simpleton, which is a slang term for someone who is fooIish.

So, if you’re a simp, you’re a fooIish man.

Don’t be a simp; reclaim your masculinity and save yourself today.

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Re: Everything You Need To Know About Being A Simp And How To Stop Being One. by mariovito(m): 2:28pm On Aug 30, 2023
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Re: Everything You Need To Know About Being A Simp And How To Stop Being One. by dazzledrizzy(m): 11:54am On Sep 27, 2023
Lol..... This look like shola post form X. Nice one tho
KingMack:
Being a simp, is a term used when a guy is being too nice to a woman when he is fishing for compliments or trying to get with her.

A man who puts too much value on women for no reason is a SIMP. He’ll put a woman before himself. He’ll do anything to please a woman, whether it’s giving free attention and validation, money or gifts in an attempt to receive affection from her.

HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE A SIMP?
When you put women on a pedestal, I mean no matter what a woman does, you don’t see any fault in her actions. You can’t criticize her as she’s seen to be superior to you, you’re a SIMP. When you double text a woman, you’re a SIMP.

When you’re too nice to a woman, you’re a SIMP.

When you look for cheap validations from women, you’re a SIMP.

Women will ask you to do a thing for them, and you’ll do it straight away, even if it’s not beneficial to you, you’re a SIMP.

A man who degrades himself into begging for s£x, you’re a SIMP.

Giving good treatments to undeserving women, you’re a SIMP.

Being a simp will never get you loved, it will only get you played and taken advantage of. Wake up!

Some may say this is just being gentlemanly or showing love, but there is a definite difference between being a gentleman and a simp. Don’t fall into the category of weak, needy, shameless men.


HOW CAN YOU STOP BEING A SIMP?

1. Build/improve yourself; improve your dress sense; improve your looks (get creams that make your skin glow; nice haircut; smell nice, hit the gym); learn to speak fluently too. All of this will help you get more confident when dealing with women. That’s why a girlfriend of a simp will cheat at any given opportunity with a confident bad guy who’s put in enough work to build himself.

2. Delete all the simp tunes; Listen to Blaqbonez more than you listen to Chike.

3. Give the women you’ve been simping for some space, that’s the only way to earn your respect back; it’s always hard to earn your respect back once a woman gets comfortable with disrespecting you because they’ve never perceived you as a man who knows his worth, so trying to erase them old picture of you in their head might result to you looking like a clown to them. Unfollow them on social media, detach yourself.

4. Stop being an introvert; go outside, meet new women, communicate with them; make yourself seen so you can attract women too. The fewer women you have, the more desperate you’d be when conversing with this gender, but if you’ve got many, you won’t let anyone waste your time.

5. Focus on chasing the bag, not women; high-value men don’t chase women, women chase them. Women send DMs first, women send men money, and women spend the money they get from SIMPs on dominant kings. Men, y’all need to wake up. Use your head, be in your frame.

6. Start telling women what you want with your full chest; Is it just s£x? If she ain’t down for it, don’t beg her for the fun and good time you’re about to make her experience, because your genital is too precious, move to the next. That’s the power of abundance. You’ve got options.

7. Establish clear limits for yourself and the woman; know when to be sweet and when to stop.

8. Be dominant: dominant men get the women they want, not who’s available.

9. Stop giving women money just because they’re women, do it as a reward for good behaviors instead. Whenever she puts in effort to make you happier or make your life easier, you reward her. That way, she’d be invested too, it’d be deserved also.

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