mikuz:

Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered,"Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Seen this. . .but still funny.

Ben-10:

Let's digress,

Wife was sure that her husband was Being Intimate with the maid so she laid a trap.

One evening, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they. . . went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "excuse me dear, my stomach is aching" and went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently; he wasted no time on words but quickly started Being Intimate. When he finished wife said, "you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?" and switched on the light. "No Madam", said the gate man! ℓ☺ℓ . . .

MORAL:- Sometimes being too smart can get you screwed . . .

tjtough:

very funny!!!! what a lucky gateman

Ben-10:

Ever noticed that when u think u are alone and decide 2 fart, sum1 always shows up after u let one rip? So whenever u are lonely and need company, just fart. . . ok?

ARareGem:

Wish you the same Ben Tennyson.