Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed

You got me rightly o: this is not my words, this is what Muslims teach themselves when they are in their mosques. The above is found in the islamic website Posted by IslamicVirtues in Islamic Medicine
https://islamicvirtues.com/2013/12/02/benefits-of-drinking-the-blessed-urine-of-our-holy-prophet-s/

BENEFITS OF DRINKING THE URINE OF PROPHET MOHAMMED
1. Guaranteed Entrance to Paradise:
Take for example the case where a companion of the Prophet drinks his blessed urine, only to discover that she has now been shielded completely from the fire of Hell!

Imam Suyyuti narrates an authentic report in his al-Khasaa’is al-Kubra, vol. 2, page 253 (published by Daar al-Kutub al-Arabiy — some other online editions have this narration in vol. 2, page 441):
And Tabarani and Bayhaqi narrated with an authentic chain of transmission from Hukaymah daughter of Umaymah from her mother (Umaymah) who said, the Prophet (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate which was placed under his bed. One night he searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, “Where is the bowl?” The members of the house replied “Barrah, the slave girl of Umm Salamah, drank it.” (Barrah had come with Umm Salamah from Habashah with her.)
The Prophet (S) replied, “Surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall!”

2. The Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Well water makes the water taste sweet and cool
Imam Abu Nu’aym narrates the practice of Anas RA, with his chain, who said: ‘The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long. Once, He (Mohammed SAW) urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house. Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’. He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well. In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

3. Mohammed's Urine is the water of paradise
To conclude, I’ll leave you with this statement from the scholar, mystic and exegete, Isma’eel Haqqi al-Barusi who says in His exegesis of the Qur’an titled ‘Rooh al-Bayan’: “His noble hair is from the vegetation of Paradise, his saliva is from the honey of Paradise, and His urine, as some of our wise men say, is the water of Paradise.”
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

4. Mohammeds Urine is a cure for Stomach Pains
Imam Suyuti’s narrations
Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Abu Ya’la, Hakim, Dar Qutni, Tabarani and Abu Nu’aym from Umm Ayman May Allah be pleased with her, who said, ‘the Prophet got up one night and urinated in a bowl. During that night, I rose in the state of thirst so I drank whatever was in the bowl. In the morning I told Him what I had done to which He smiled and said, ‘surely you will never have pain in your stomach’’. Abu Ya’ala’s wordings are as follows, ‘you will never feel stomach pain as of today’.

NOTE:
Details of All these Hadiths can be found in the Islamic website: IslamiEducation
https://www.islamieducation.com/purity-and-cure-in-the-prophets-urine/



Questions:
1. Since Mohammeds Urine can guarantee paradise for Muslims, where can Muslims get a few drops
2. Are you looking forward to drinking the Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Paradise?
3. Is this act of drinking Human Urine not an act of worship of Mohammed?
4. Is it true that Prophets Mohammed's urine can cure diseases?


Please let's make the answers short, direct and precise
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All I can say is....

This should move to front page tomorrow Friday.

Ever8090:
All I can say is....

You should be lost for words!

I am frantically searching for a cup of this Urine and no one is able to help.

Do you know any Muslim that can help me with half a glass of Holy pee?

SETHARTHUR:
This should move to front page tomorrow Friday.

Your confidence level is like a person who has just drank a gallon of the Urine of Mohammed.

I wouldn't be surprised if they ask the Admin to pull down this thread before tomorrow morning. This is what Muslims teach themselves and they will come online to be forming decent people!


At least we now know that one of the many ways of entering paradise is drinking the Urine of Mohammed!

Please I need a drop

Sageez:
Please I need a drop

Drop to pee or drop to drink a pee!?


I am not understanding!

Well if it were to come from your own religion, you would seen the need to justify it.

Blakjewelry:
Well if it were to come from your own religion, you would seen the need to justify it.

Of course!

Everyone should be able to stand behind what he believes without pretending and deceiving others about it.

Muslims claim that they do NOT worship Mohammed:
Tell me, is drinking with relish the urine of a fellow man not an act of worship?

Vanessa7 is will pretend she did not read this.

On judgement day, you will drink Mohammed's pee taya to no avail!

This thread really got me laughing so hard

TenQ:
Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed

You got me rightly o: this is not my words, this is what Muslims teach themselves when they are in their mosques. The above is found in the islamic website Posted by IslamicVirtues in Islamic Medicine
https://islamicvirtues.com/2013/12/02/benefits-of-drinking-the-blessed-urine-of-our-holy-prophet-s/

BENEFITS OF DRINKING THE URINE OF PROPHET MOHAMMED
1. Guaranteed Entrance to Paradise:
Take for example the case where a companion of the Prophet drinks his blessed urine, only to discover that she has now been shielded completely from the fire of Hell!

Imam Suyyuti narrates an authentic report in his al-Khasaa’is al-Kubra, vol. 2, page 253 (published by Daar al-Kutub al-Arabiy — some other online editions have this narration in vol. 2, page 441):
And Tabarani and Bayhaqi narrated with an authentic chain of transmission from Hukaymah daughter of Umaymah from her mother (Umaymah) who said, the Prophet (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate which was placed under his bed. One night he searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, “Where is the bowl?” The members of the house replied “Barrah, the slave girl of Umm Salamah, drank it.” (Barrah had come with Umm Salamah from Habashah with her.)
The Prophet (S) replied, “Surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall!”

2. The Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Well water makes the water taste sweet and cool
Imam Abu Nu’aym narrates the practice of Anas RA, with his chain, who said: ‘The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long. Once, He (Mohammed SAW) urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house. Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’. He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well. In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

3. Mohammed's Urine is the water of paradise
To conclude, I’ll leave you with this statement from the scholar, mystic and exegete, Isma’eel Haqqi al-Barusi who says in His exegesis of the Qur’an titled ‘Rooh al-Bayan’: “His noble hair is from the vegetation of Paradise, his saliva is from the honey of Paradise, and His urine, as some of our wise men say, is the water of Paradise.”
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

4. Mohammeds Urine is a cure for Stomach Pains
Imam Suyuti’s narrations
Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Abu Ya’la, Hakim, Dar Qutni, Tabarani and Abu Nu’aym from Umm Ayman May Allah be pleased with her, who said, ‘the Prophet got up one night and urinated in a bowl. During that night, I rose in the state of thirst so I drank whatever was in the bowl. In the morning I told Him what I had done to which He smiled and said, ‘surely you will never have pain in your stomach’’. Abu Ya’ala’s wordings are as follows, ‘you will never feel stomach pain as of today’.

NOTE:
Details of All these Hadiths can be found in the Islamic website: IslamiEducation
https://www.islamieducation.com/purity-and-cure-in-the-prophets-urine/



Questions:
1. Since Mohammeds Urine can guarantee paradise for Muslims, where can Muslims get a few drops
2. Are you looking forward to drinking the Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Paradise?
3. Is this act of drinking Human Urine not an act of worship of Mohammed?
4. Is it true that Prophets Mohammed's urine can cure diseases?


Please let's make the answers short, direct and precise
Cc:
All my Friends on Nairaland:
LegalWolf Vanessa7 AntiChristian Empiree, Rash4ductluv, BabaHeekmat, aekymbahd, motayoayinde, drlateef, Thatfairguy1, MrCodeSolo , Hisbah21, atsleepboy1 , Lordmoh , OBALOLA55, x123xlolls , Lukuluku69 , mhmsadyq, Ibsaq , Herkeym001 , Sulasa07 , hakeemhakeem , abduljabbar4 ,olaalekan ,Friend22 , uthlaw , Exc2000 , AbuTwins ,Akhirastriver ,Akinbahm , Sino , KayB , youngdroly , jaggabban , ukeleh , Realismailakabir , Bami8064 Greatgr , Gaskiyamagana , compton11, Alfarouq , MrCodeSolo Satmaniac saintHot, drlateef, Donkmore Akinbahm , IMEI , FATHAT , talk2hb1 , iamrealdeji , Encyclopedia1 , SWATMan rolams aheeqilmaktoom , Bintdawood , Flanker , Raheeqilmaktoom , rolams ,honesttalk21 , Negroid001 , Nvestor02 , Coolsat, iamrealdeji madridguy Almunjid MohammadSAW , STRI1 Explore2xmore satmaniac Ohyoudidnt , 4islam ThatFairGuy1 BroOptimist. Bakrabas. Musa95 Ibrahimlagosian Explore2xmore
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Haa. Prophet Mohammed (SAW) is the real messenger of Allah. His breath is from the hills of paradise. His dung is from the best food of paradise.

This man is the greatest of all times hypnotizer.. Even in the grave, he is still hypnotizing Muslims.

The other day, cockroaches invaded his grave. They are cockroaches from paradise. The best medicine to heal HIV.


Dosage: burn 19 million of the cockroaches plus middle finger's bone of the prophet. Put in jar. Pour Zamzam water into it. Two tea spoon once.

Inshallah, there will be no problem again.
No need to verify in any hospital, it is directly from Allah.

Antichristian, this drug cures stupidity also.


Is laughing in Muslims' Al - Jaanah 's language.
😆😆😁😁🤓🤓 hahaha, hehehehehe.
The original name for Muslim was Mumuslim.

Antichristian will say, apostles also ate and drank the flesh and blood of Jesus.
Hahahahaha he ;

TenQ , thanks for sharing

TenQ give it to Dem hot hot.

Typicool8:
This thread really got me laughing so hard

And 98% of everything here is literally copied verbatim from their own Islamic websites: this is Islam without the pretenses

TenQ:

Of course!

Everyone should be able to stand behind what he believes without pretending and deceiving others about it.

Muslims claim that they do NOT worship Mohammed:
Tell me, is drinking with relish the urine of a fellow man not an act of worship?

in the real sense, do we have any Muslim around today that is drinking pee?
Over 96% of them must have boycott the idea since

MightySparrow:
TenQ give it to Dem hot hot.

Something as good as this and these Muslims are hiding it!?

Where can we get a cup of this blessed and Holy urine of Mohammed so that we can all ender paradise. A drop of it in the water works reservoir tank should serve hundreds of thousands of people.

Do you you think so?

Is drinking the urine of a person for the sake of entering paradise not an act of worship of a fellow human being?

paxonel:
in the real sense, do we have any Muslim around today that is drinking pee?
Over 96% of them must have boycott the idea since

Meaning that they are no longer following the true religion of Islam.

They need to repent.

MightySparrow:


Haa. Prophet Mohammed (SAW) is the real messenger of Allah. His breath is from the hills of paradise. His dung is from the best food of paradise.

This man is the greatest of all times hypnotizer.. Even in the grave, he is still hypnotizing Muslims.

The other day, cockroaches invaded his grave. They are cockroaches from paradise. The best medicine to heal HIV.


Dosage: burn 19 million of the cockroaches plus middle finger's bone of the prophet. Put in jar. Pour Zamzam water into it. Two tea spoon once.

Inshallah, there will be no problem again.
No need to verify in any hospital, it is directly from Allah.

Antichristian, this drug cures stupidity also.


Is laughing in Muslims' Al - Jaanah 's language.
😆😆😁😁🤓🤓 hahaha, hehehehehe.
The original name for Muslim was Mumuslim.

Antichristian will say, apostles also ate and drank the flesh and blood of Jesus.
Hahahahaha he ;

TenQ , thanks for sharing

It looks like our Muslim friends do not want to share with us Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed and especially where we can get our own urine (even if it is half a cup).

Interestingly, Muslims applaud other Muslims when they do exposition on topics like this. Now, According to they are feigning ignorance of this fact.


The Urine of Mohammed is the river of paradise!

TenQ:

It looks like our Muslim friends do not want to share with us Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed and especially where we can get our own urine (even if it is half a cup).

Interestingly, Muslims applaud other Muslims when they do exposition on topics like this. Now, According to they are feigning ignorance of this fact.


The Urine of Mohammed is the river of paradise!

TenQ.

This people are ignorant. I bet it, all of them are reading these things for the first time.
They should be paying you for teaching them their religion.

TenQ, why are you talking like this? Don't you know that this holy urine is very precious? Try and get a cup I beg. Muslims are ready to buy 1 spoonful for a million dollar each. You don become stinkingly rich be that.

Why make an unnecessary thread concerning a blessed urine that antichristian, truthday, Lukuluku69, Drlateef, Vanessa7 and legalwolf are frantically searching for to drink?

Find this urine abeg. Visiting the grave of Mohammed to squeeze out his joystick may do the trick.

Don't you know that the urine of Mohammed is the water of paradise?

FxMasterz:
TenQ, why are you talking like this? Don't you know that this holy urine is very precious? Try and get a cup I beg. Muslims are ready to buy 1 spoonful for a million dollar each. You don become stinkingly rich be that.

Why make an unnecessary thread concerning a blessed urine that antichristian, truthday, Lukuluku69, Drlateef, Vanessa7 and legalwolf are frantically searching for to drink?

Find this urine abeg. Visiting the grave of Mohammed to squeeze out his joystick may do the trick.

Don't you know that the urine of Mohammed is the water of paradise?

All my Muslim friends refuse to show me the way to get my own cup of the pee of Mohammed. I guess Mohammed's urine is part of what they mix with water of ablution

I actually also want to find out if everyone will be drinking the Urine of Mohammed in Paradise : as they say that Mohammed's urine is the river of paradise.

MightySparrow:


TenQ.

This people are ignorant. MI bet it, all of them are reading these things for the first time.
They should be paying you for teaching them their religion.

They are not ignorant of these things o!
They are just brainwashed!

They have been so deeply deceived that they block their ears and eyes to the truth while refusing to ask questions about what Islam is teaching them.

In the Mosque, I when they hear this kind of preaching from the Mallim or Sheik, I they will be chanting Allahhu Akbar with every unbelievable statement made.

They are ashamed of what they preach in their mosque!

What tha

TenQ:

All my Muslim friends refuse to show me the way to get my own cup of the pee of Mohammed. I guess Mohammed's urine is part of what they mix with water of ablution

I actually also want to find out if everyone will be drinking the Urine of Mohammed in Paradise : as they say that Mohammed's urine is the river of paradise.

Antichristian, abeg, no hoard the urine o. Please share for all the Muslim ummah to drink. E fit cure all their diseases self. Why hoard such a good thing? If you have this urine, kindly share. Paradise would be very sweet because Mohammed's urine is the river of paradise. Hahahaha.

Jokerman:
What tha

The thing shock me too o!

FxMasterz:


Antichristian, abeg, no hoard the urine o. Please share for all the Muslim ummah to drink. E fit cure all their diseases self. Why hoard such a good thing? If you have this urine, kindly share. Paradise would be very sweet because Mohammed's urine is the river of paradise. Hahahaha.

See As all of them are forming gentle and shy!

They are all tongue tied now. I This is what they teach themselves in in their Qur'anic schools and mosques.

Religion of Lies and Deceit!

TenQ:

See As all of them are forming gentle and shy!

They are all tongue tied now. I This is what they teach themselves in in their Qur'anic schools and mosques.

Religion of Lies and Deceit!

There's a demon of deception and spiritual blindness that would never allow them to see the lies. May God have mercy on them.

Vanessa7, hope you've drunken your own portion of Mohammed's urine today? The river of paradise is filled with Mohammed's urine, so you'll certainly fill your belly with this urine for all eternity.

May the Lord Jesus restore you to that place from which you have fallen.

TenQ:

See As all of them are forming gentle and shy!

They are all tongue tied now. I This is what they teach themselves in in their Qur'anic schools and mosques.

Religion of Lies and Deceit!

Please, which one is more powerful, Mohammed's urine or Carmel's urine? Maybe antichristian can help solve my dilemma.

TenQ:

See As all of them are forming gentle and shy!

They are all tongue tied now. I This is what they teach themselves in in their Qur'anic schools and mosques.

Religion of Lies and Deceit!

I now know the reason why Antichristian wants to die a Muslim. So that he can drink from paradise's river of Mohammed's urine while enjoying his 72 virgins. The urine would be responsible for his eternal erection.

Benefits of Drinking the Blessed Urine of our Holy Prophet Mohammed

You got me rightly o: this is not my words, this is what Muslims teach themselves when they are in their mosques. The above is found in the islamic website Posted by IslamicVirtues in Islamic Medicine
https://islamicvirtues.com/2013/12/02/benefits-of-drinking-the-blessed-urine-of-our-holy-prophet-s/

BENEFITS OF DRINKING THE URINE OF PROPHET MOHAMMED
1. Guaranteed Entrance to Paradise:
Take for example the case where a companion of the Prophet drinks his blessed urine, only to discover that she has now been shielded completely from the fire of Hell!

Imam Suyyuti narrates an authentic report in his al-Khasaa’is al-Kubra, vol. 2, page 253 (published by Daar al-Kutub al-Arabiy — some other online editions have this narration in vol. 2, page 441):
And Tabarani and Bayhaqi narrated with an authentic chain of transmission from Hukaymah daughter of Umaymah from her mother (Umaymah) who said, the Prophet (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate which was placed under his bed. One night he searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, “Where is the bowl?” The members of the house replied “Barrah, the slave girl of Umm Salamah, drank it.” (Barrah had come with Umm Salamah from Habashah with her.)
The Prophet (S) replied, “Surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall!”

2. The Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Well water makes the water taste sweet and cool
Imam Abu Nu’aym narrates the practice of Anas RA, with his chain, who said: ‘The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long. Once, He (Mohammed SAW) urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house. Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’. He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well. In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

3. Mohammed's Urine is the water of paradise
To conclude, I’ll leave you with this statement from the scholar, mystic and exegete, Isma’eel Haqqi al-Barusi who says in His exegesis of the Qur’an titled ‘Rooh al-Bayan’: “His noble hair is from the vegetation of Paradise, his saliva is from the honey of Paradise, and His urine, as some of our wise men say, is the water of Paradise.”
http://scholarspen..ca/2005/05/prophets-urine_10.html

4. Mohammeds Urine is a cure for Stomach Pains
Imam Suyuti’s narrations
Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Abu Ya’la, Hakim, Dar Qutni, Tabarani and Abu Nu’aym from Umm Ayman May Allah be pleased with her, who said, ‘the Prophet got up one night and urinated in a bowl. During that night, I rose in the state of thirst so I drank whatever was in the bowl. In the morning I told Him what I had done to which He smiled and said, ‘surely you will never have pain in your stomach’’. Abu Ya’ala’s wordings are as follows, ‘you will never feel stomach pain as of today’.

NOTE:
Details of All these Hadiths can be found in the Islamic website: IslamiEducation
https://www.islamieducation.com/purity-and-cure-in-the-prophets-urine/



Questions:
1. Since Mohammeds Urine can guarantee paradise for Muslims, where can Muslims get a few drops
2. Are you looking forward to drinking the Urine of Prophet Mohammed in Paradise?
3. Is this act of drinking Human Urine not an act of worship of Mohammed?
4. Is it true that Prophets Mohammed's urine can cure diseases?