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She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 4:50pm On Oct 20, 2011
Your wedding night marks d first day of her menses. What a drama. grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Dyt(f): 4:53pm On Oct 20, 2011
lol
he s always waited so nottin new
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by bekay911(f): 4:56pm On Oct 20, 2011
Well menstrual periods lasts jst 4-5 days maximum of one week so he can wait.
It isnt easy to b a virgin till marriage so he shud be patient wt er n take it wit dignity
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2011
You wont understand. The sex-power of a man on his honeymoon is quite different. grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by zealot4me(f): 4:59pm On Oct 20, 2011
^^^ shocked grin grin grin grin grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by bekay911(f): 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2011
Sex power of a guy, unless d guy is a baracuda. So he cant endure for jst a week make i, wear iron pant
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by slimyem: 5:23pm On Oct 20, 2011
what's the biggie.just a few more days and he'll get there.besides,aint they supposed to be tired that night??
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Ranoscky(m): 5:26pm On Oct 20, 2011
bekay911:

Sex power of a guy, unless d guy is a baracuda. So he cant endure for jst a week make i, wear iron pant
Na dier u go fear iron prick.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:31pm On Oct 20, 2011
[size=14pt]. . .She dey run? They use am swear give you say you must do that same night? tongue[/size]
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:36pm On Oct 20, 2011
Whats so dramatic about that? Did you married her to fu ck her on the first night?


I am not even gonna fu ck on the first night. I can bet you, I will be snoring away like a dead meat, grin grin I will be too exhausted from the wedding.

And whats the rush? You guys will be stuck with each other for God knows how long. undecided
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by pendo89(f): 5:36pm On Oct 20, 2011
eh!
I thought the work of the best couple/aunties is to advise the lady on how to be prepared for the big day and all these period stuff is part of the prep.
I know most brides are put on pills to keep periods away so tht they dont mess up the day/honeymoon. Besides they consider period days when planning the wedding day.
But anything can happen so lol.

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Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]. . .She dey run? They use am swear give you say you must do that same night? tongue[/size]
that night is special. tongue. Well u no go understand, u still be cassanova. grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2011
although i dont believe in it, MANY MEN and WOMEN have no problem having s[b]e[/b]x on "red" day.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:41pm On Oct 20, 2011
xynerise:

that night is special. tongue. Well u no go understand, u still be cassanova. grin
[size=14pt]Special? I dont get! What makes dat night different from 5 days later? Bro, it mustnt be that night o! In short menses or not, i must sleep well that night without disturbance. . . Haba! tongue tongue [/size]
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:44pm On Oct 20, 2011
fu ck her as$
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2011
Why hurry to do something he'd probably get tired of doing someday,he will wait na.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by lepasharon(f): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2011
You are not a man until you get blood on your sword,
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:51pm On Oct 20, 2011
tiniyata:

fu ck her as$
undecided undecided undecided undecided
lepasharon:

You are not a man until you get blood on your sword,
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 5:51pm On Oct 20, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Special? I dont get! What makes dat night different from 5 days later? Bro, it mustnt be that night o! In short menses or not, i must sleep well that night without disturbance. . . Haba! tongue tongue [/size]
For your sexkillz mind o, Eyi'm rapu nu NL ka iwere onwe gi grin
 How you today?
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 5:53pm On Oct 20, 2011
lepasharon:

You are not a man until you get blood on your sword,
so bedroom don turn war front abi?Weirdo.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 5:57pm On Oct 20, 2011
freecocoa:

For your sexkillz mind o, Eyi'm rapu nu NL ka iwere onwe gi grin
 How you today?
[size=14pt]Ahu dim! smiley Giwa kwanu?. . .[/size]
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 6:05pm On Oct 20, 2011
^ u are not a real Igbo man. grin. Its Ginwa not Giwa(may his soul rest in peace) grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 6:15pm On Oct 20, 2011
[size=14pt]^^ Choi! I have been caughted! grin grin grin

Well my ibo writing skillz are lacking, but in speaking? You go run down. . . wink[/size]
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Ranoscky(m): 6:20pm On Oct 20, 2011
xynerise:

^ u are not a real Igbo man. grin. Its Ginwa not Giwa(may his soul rest in peace) grin
LOOL.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 6:23pm On Oct 20, 2011
Its Igbo not Ibo. The portugese dont have "gb" in their alphabet. So they call it Ibo. tongue
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Blazing88(f): 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2011
he should wait!
shes urs for life na, they shld just kiss n sleep.
Or if his blood is too hot.
A bj wld do!
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by xynerise: 6:27pm On Oct 20, 2011
Bj ke? NO WAY! thats embarrassing. grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 6:28pm On Oct 20, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Ahu dim!  smiley Giwa kwanu?. . .[/size]
adim nma o,imechu go'm iru,imara asu igbo grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 6:34pm On Oct 20, 2011
xynerise:

Bj ke? NO WAY! thloats embarrassing. grin
I thought all guyz love BJ,never knew there is an embarrassing part to it o.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by Nobody: 6:34pm On Oct 20, 2011
xynerise:

Its Igbo not Ibo. The portugese dont have "gb" in their alphabet. So they call it Ibo. tongue
[size=14pt]You dey use me catch trips abi. . . 1:0. I go equalize! tongue tongue[/size]
freecocoa:

adim nma o,imechu go'm iru,imara asu igbo grin
[size=14pt]onye gwara gi? Hapu kwa ihe xynerise nna e kwu![/size] grin grin
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by freecocoa(f): 6:49pm On Oct 20, 2011
sexkillz:

[size=14pt]You dey use me catch trips abi. . . 1:0. I go equalize! tongue tongue[/size][size=14pt]onye gwara gi? Hapu kwa ihe xynerise nna e kwu![/size] grin grin
ima na obu eziokwu,ka'm je siere di mu nli abali biko,ka odi later.
Re: She Is A Virgin. D Day Of Ur Honeymoon Was D Begining Of Her Menses. Lol by r231(m): 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2011
case of period calculations gone wrong grin grin

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