Dear Miss Mmesoma Ejikeme,

Before I proceed to the crux of this letter, let me partly introduce myself to you. I am one of the many who shouted themselves hoarse while standing on the altar of morality, legality and rationality to call for your crucification during your travails with the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, (JAMB).

With benefit of hindsight, I have come to the shameful realization that those values have become extinct in the geographical location where you and I find ourselves.

Based on the foregoing, I hereby tender my unreserved apologies to you. This is not because you are exonerated of wrongdoing, but simply because I defied the hysterical, tribal mob and joined the handful with their thinking caps purportedly on in vilifying an offender whose crime epitomizes a generic national malaise.

Many of those who joined me in calling for your head have suddenly become New Covenant adherents and surprisingly discarded the Mosaic law which was applied to you with stiff stipulations that certain sins come with a penalty of getting stoned to death. I drop my pebble.

Let it be put it on record that my turncoat disposition is driven by recently acquired incontrovertible evidences at my disposal. This is coming from a hallowed place of my volitional conviction.

First of all, it was established by the examining body, (JAMB) that you sat for the 2023 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) and scored a handsome grade of 249. For purposes of clarity, permit me to paraphrase to "beautiful grade" because at least, your gender is not subject to debate. It is incontestable that you are female.

By all ramifications, that is a mark way above the threshold and should at the minimum, guarantee you admission into a tertiary institution. Irrespective of the fact that you falsified your score to 362, pardon me for not considering that it is now "expediently" trite that one cannot forge what one already has.

As pedestrian as this argument is, one still needs a zebra-crossing to conveniently navigate it without looking ridiculously stupid. Kindly note that I'm not a Lawyer by any stretch of the imagination.

Secondly, parading yourself as the top scorer in the 2023 UTME with a manipulated score of 362 does not in any way disprove the fact that you wrote the exams and passed with flying colours. That is the new basic requirement.

Despite the obvious variances in format and template of the controversial result you put on display when compared to those of your contemporaries of the same year, any claim of forgery cannot be substantiated without first rebutting the proof that you wrote and passed the exams.

Being humans that we are- we live and learn everyday. With an open mind, I have come to learn that these documents are merely ceremonial and one even has the prerogative to redesign and customize them to one's taste.

Thirdly, upon affirmation by the issuing body that the 362 result you paraded did not emanate from it, your cries to the rooftops that you "legitimately" sourced it from a "third-party vendor" which is accredited by JAMB fell on deaf ears. Recent events have got you vindicated.

Whether by providence or sheer coincidence - you became an unsolicited beneficiary of the outright circumvention of an entire nation's judicial system to suit the yearnings of one man- I am not talking the court of public opinion here. You got an amnesty you didn't bargain for.

Just maybe the age-old doctrine by the English Jurist, William Blackstone that "it is better that 10 guilty persons escape, than 1 innocent person suffers" perfectly suffices here. Count yourself lucky, my little friend.

Ultimately, you should consider it a privilege to be mentioned in the same breath as one of the few men alive who possess the uncanny ability to legitimize criminality.

For now, just go and sin no more.

Respectfully,
Epiphany.

If tinubu can sit on that chair in aso rock then mmesoma can also sit on the state government's chair in abia state legitimately (according to our current useless lawyers and SANdS)

Igbo man pretending he ever cared about upright values.

Roboto11:
Igbo man pretending he ever cared about upright values.

even you self need to apologize to that girl

Mmesoma deserve an apology from lagos landlord people and JAMB registra

Jostoman:
even you self need to apologize to that girl

To that failure.

E no wan better for u and d ejike Amasama ni

Omokomo

Roboto11:


To that failure.

She copy your Oga now or the law is meant for only her?

Jostoman:
She copy your Oga now or the law is meant for only her?

The president graduated from Chicago State University.

Tell us what university that numpty attended.

illicit:
E no wan better for u and d ejike Amasama no

Omokomo

you guys needs to apologize to that girl o, or is nigeria law only meant to punish small girl and exonerate Adults that committed the same forgery?

Jostoman:
you guys needs to apologize to that girl o, or is nigeria law only meant to punish small girl and exonerate Adults that committed the same forgery?

She inflated her result

She tried to steal another girl's shine

God will punish her

You people think you are "doing" Tinubu but I swear it is Mmesoma that you are doing.

Roboto11:


The president graduated from Chicago State University.

Tell us what university that numpty attended.

Mmesoma also wrote Jamb and jamb registrar also confirm that she pass her jamb but she forge the certificate she presented to the public and because of that Jamb render her certificate as waste and also baned her. So is nigeria law is created to punish only mmesoma?

illicit:


She inflated her result

She tried to steal another girl's shine

God will punish her

so did your oga not do his own too to steal another candidate's shine?

Jostoman:
Mmesoma also wrote Jamb and jamb registrar also confirm that she pass her jamb but she forge the certificate she presented to the public and because of that Jamb render her certificate as waste and also baned her. So is nigeria law is created to punish only mmesoma?

You believe I would waste more time on you right?

Believe whatever you wish.

Lmao!

Nobody cared if she wrote her scores on tissue paper but inflating her scores while asking for the award meant for the highest scorer, as well as her passive aggressiveness on the innocent jamb officials makes her a hardened fraudster!

Tinubu did nothing of such! Nobody cares if Tinubu writes on tissue or sand to say he graduated from CSU as long as CSU confirmed him as their alumni. Brainless headless fools should get a brain already!

All ds epistle just to show that 'blood is thicker than water' shey?

Ok, we've noticed u!
One thing that's as clear as day is that with your (plural) brazen affinity for support and enabling of brethren criminals, it will be a herculean task for a southeasterner to be convicted of crimes with an igbo leadership.

Epiphany18:
Dear Miss Mmesoma Ejikeme,....

For now, just go and sin no more.

Respectfully,
Epiphany.

illicit:


She inflated her result

She tried to steal another girl's shine

God will punish her

Tinubu also inflated his election results and stole another candidates shine

God will punishment YOU and your oga

Roboto11:


You believe I would waste more time on you right?

Believe whatever you wish.

but my question is very simple now.

Prof Epiphany Azinge?

If tinubu a drug bag man can be sworn in as president select, then a police inspector’s wife in Kofo can be selling loud inside police barracks 😂😂😂

This country is gone

Khd95:
If tinubu a drug bag man can be sworn in as president select, then a police inspector’s wife in Kofo can be selling loud inside police barracks 😂😂😂

This country is gone

Lol!! I bumped into that story somewhere and I just couldn't digest it. What manner of a nation is this?

Sorry, Mmesoma

Jostoman:
Mmesoma also wrote Jamb and jamb registrar also confirm that she pass her jamb but she forge the certificate she presented to the public and because of that Jamb render her certificate as waste and also baned her. So is nigeria law is created to punish only mmesoma?

Tinubu is not a Nigerian institution:s product. If he deserves any punishments which he doesn't. The punishment will come from offshore. Nothing criminal about Tinubu but the outlawed committee residents in your head has deprived you of good judgement.

Keep wallowing in self-deceit, an exclusive reserve of misguided, morally bankrupt and disoriented obedients. Mmesoma must have moved to a new phase and everything about her JAMB jamboree dumped in history. Sadly, here you are slugging it with unreserved stupidity dreaded by parents to possess their offspring.

Kindly, cut the girl some slack and stop ventilating a dead ember whose light/fire has gone cold

The moralist who condemned this little girl who also forged have developed unbridled love for a shameless criminal of Tinubu’s repute.

Only on this thread, one will understand the true meaning of double faced ceeatures aka slimy creatures

DatNiggaDaz:
Only on this thread, one will understand the true meaning of a double face ceeatures

This is hilarious 😂

SeeWahala:
If tinubu can sit on that chair in aso rock then mmesoma can also sit on the state government's chair in abia state legitimately (according to our current useless lawyers and SANdS)

like one yeye SAN Olanikpekuss

Epiphany18:
This is hilarious 😂

Una go Explain Tire, because No Evidence

Dubetex96:



like one yeye SAN Olanikpekuss

Okay. Mention one person in your family who is qualified to be his maid