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Should I Take Off Her Clothes Or Not? by IAmHim1: 5:28am On Oct 18, 2023
SHOULD I TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES OR NOT

Now this is something which stems from the root of the maxim 'accountability is a woman's kryptonite'

Taking a clue from ubunja's work " if you're hopeless with hints and clues, then you'll be careless with hints and clues too "

now reverse engineering this translates to, "if you're hopeful with hints and clues, then you'll also be careful with hints and clues too"

meaning someone...anyone, who is good at reading body language, mood changes (ie can tell if someone is sad or happy or angry or depressed easily) etc would also be good at speaking body language to signal a mood change

now here's the kicker:

this same person who's good at reading body language can also decide to speak this same body language CONSCIOUSLY (ie acting angry when not even angry, acting sad when not really sad, ACTING DEPRESSED WHEN NOT REALLY DEPRESSED) because such a person has studied the external reflection of people's emotions having such mood

another kicker: this same person doesn't have to get it right 100% since emotion is unpredictable (no two people mourn the same way, no two people love the same way etcetera etcetera).

this person just have to get the mean of the varying emotions

now mean here is used because median could be deceiving

mean is used for emotions and median is used for logic

I'll explain...

the mean of five numbers 1,4,6,9,10 is 6 where 1,4,6,9,10 are different numbers representing DIFFERENT EMOTIONS

but the mean of 1,1,1,1,1 and 97 cannot be 17 because if the numbers were representing the dollar value of people in a village, you can't say the mean wealth of that village littered with people having 1$ to live by is 17$

it's too far off. yours would only be an emotional outburst. "there can only be 1 person in the angry boat" - Alex Hormozi

median is used for logic and mean is used for emotions in the sense that you can perfectly imitate how women in a room feel by adding how each women feel and dividing it by the number of women present. that'd be your key to imitation

same way you can imitate how men in a room think by coming with your own different approach to solving a problem. it'll balance out don't worry yourself


that being said, the best person good at reading body language would also be good at consciously speaking body language (speaking with body)

no one does it better than women and badboys (since badboys are basically women with dicks)

now you as a Man in a room with a woman and you ask yourself: do I take off her clothes or do I wait for her to take off her clothes herself?

now with our understanding that women don't like to take responsibility for their actions, you taking off her clothes makes you assume responsibility for whatever action that happens when her clothes are off. and not only by taking off her clothes do you assume responsibility as the man but also by PUTTING HER CLOTHES BACK ON DOWN TO HER PANTIES. That seals the deal and signal to her that whatever happens AFTER SEX, "it's on his head"

it's just the same way a girl visibly takes alcohol when she's moments away from going down with a guy just so she can blame the alcohol later on and say "it was just because of the alcohol I took earlier on. I was a little tipsy if not you'd have never had your way with me"

no girl likes taking off her clothes herself... unless she has started taking responsibility

**click


so while ego (assuming responsibility) and lust is a man's kryptonite, denying responsibility= women's kryptonite

and you know what every supervillain and superhero, even batman himself brings to a fight with the almighty superman?

yeah...you got that right!

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