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| Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:07am On Oct 26, 2023 |
O boy  Religion is very sweet ooNow I understand how these pastors enjoying My aunt has been sending my mom $120 every end of month to help her sow monthly seed in adoration ministry  My mum travelled to UK So my aunty sent the money to me to pay for both of them. $120 and $80 Jesus did not ask his followers for SHISHI Instead Jesus feed them Not a single time did Jesus ask his followers to pay tithe or sow seed.. So me personally I am a follower of Jesus Not the follower of Old testament laws Not a follower of the old laws of Moses Which Jesus clearly abolished.. It's that time of the month again I'm about to chop another $120 Since people refuse to read bible, let me enjoy and scam them well well Jare.... Until someone tells me where Jesus told us to pay tithe to church. I will stop Till then, stay healthy My Stupid sheeples This church business is easy money!!!! 25 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Quality20(m): 3:15am On Oct 26, 2023 |
True 3 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:18am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Notice how 90% of pastors love to quote Old testament scriptures when they want to collect your tithe and seed. Because you can't find any passage in New testament which Jesus told us to pay tithe. So these scammers go to old testament and look for outdated laws that will justify why they should collect tithe Jesus clearly abolished those old outdated laws. But since Christians don't read bible at all Thats why these pastors twist and twist passages to convince them to pay tithe. My people suffer due to ignorance 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by duduade: 3:22am On Oct 26, 2023 |
The day when God will arrest you... Na only you go give your testimony by your ownself 6 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:26am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Quality20:I just took my time and study the way and life of Jesus. It is the complete opposite of what christian are doing today. Very opposite I keep asking Why didn't Jesus ask his followers to donate money to help spread his ministry?? Jesus gathered thousands of listeners in the sermon at mount Zion Yet Jesus didn't ask the crowd for money, tithe or seed. Why  ?Instead of asking, he feed them. If it was a Nigerian pastor at mount Zion The pastor will tell the crowd to drop Thanksgiving, First fruit, Tithe, Seed money 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:29am On Oct 26, 2023 |
duduade: You guys give me more reason why I should start a fake church. If I have 20 foolish people like you, I'm good I don't need huge congregation Just 20 foolish sheep that will surrender all their money to me. 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:31am On Oct 26, 2023 |
How much is $200 dollar sef |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by brain54(m): 3:50am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:As you think say you wise reach… Na olosho wan come chop the money.  Make I no talk sha… even monkey think say na him get sense pass! 2 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by BlackhatMentor: 4:11am On Oct 26, 2023 |
brain54: Fun fact. Olosho th follow chop pastor money. Ask Sulieman 15 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 5:03am On Oct 26, 2023 |
BlackhatMentor:Like I said, I'm really serious about opening church business. I have seen how guilable Nigerians are Especially Nigerian women. Those ones can collect bullets for their pastor That na why Pastors No wan go heaven ooo Dem pack Security everywhere, bullet proof cars.. Because the money wey Dem dey chop for this earth e too sweet 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Carcholce: 5:08am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: What are the laws of Moses? What part in the Bible did Jesus Abolish the laws of Moses? I am not so familiar with bible teachings. I would like to hear from you. |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 5:51am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Carcholce:
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| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by dkidd: 5:58am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:Lol... continue 1 Like |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Carcholce: 5:59am On Oct 26, 2023 |
[quote author=SultanOfPuna post=126617228][/quote] . Thank you for the answer. |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Getrich47(m): 5:59am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: I swear and its not taxed too 5 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 6:11am On Oct 26, 2023 |
The fact that Jesus had thousands of followers but never ever ever asked them to give first fruit, tithe or seed to his ministry. Jesus didn't even ask for offering or money to build church!!!! Jesus didn't sell anointing oil or bangle Because Jesus ministry was not a BUSINESS Jesus preach the gospel and heal the sick without asking for SHISHI. I will flex this money...Thank God for this gift 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Getrich47(m): 6:16am On Oct 26, 2023 |
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| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by STEWpid(f): 6:18am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Chai.. Imagine a pot of catfish pepper soup wey only the head sef big pass the pot.. Enjoyment galore. Just dey fella dey go.. it's your time Jare.. 2 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Osashalom: 6:33am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:Mumu claiming to be wise. The bible is full of places where people have to Jesus Christ in support of His ministry. Jesus Christ also proscribed how pastors ore to be paid as they do the work of the ministry. Read these two scriptures first Luke 8.1-4, Matthew 10, Matthew 23.23 |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 6:56am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Osashalom:Mumu there is a difference between Asking people for something And People just giving you something without you asking. Those that gave to Jesus, did it out of their heart. Jesus didn't use old testament tactics to decieve them of paying tithe to Levites like your pastors do. Name One chapter where Jesus said Sow seed in my ministry. Just name it I dare you to quote the passage word by word You will never see any passage where Jesus said that. And the parable of the sower Talks about Jesus spreading the word of God like a seed. Some seed will fall on thorns , some will fall on good soil, some will fall on weeds. It has nothing to do with sowing seed in church. I'm very sure your pastor has twisted the parable of the sower to scam you sheep's into sowing seed in his ministry Ahhhhh why should I risk my life doing online yahoo When I can easiily open church business and scam mugus like you 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Osashalom: 7:03am On Oct 26, 2023 |
You are are highly ignorant and this will be my last response to your foolishness, because wisdom is too high for fools. But another thing I will advise you is to go and open church so that you can continue to collect free money. SultanOfPuna: |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by bewisemasses: 7:08am On Oct 26, 2023 |
I jealous u physically. But u see spiritual matters, they no de use head explain am. Na heart. Na why ur conscience trouble u, u come open this thread. Enjoy or endurw. Ur biz 2 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Nairalander248: 7:08am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: They way you carry curse full body eeh. If you no wan pay tithes, it's okay... But not for people wey believe in it, u come chop their tithe... U wan craze? 2 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 7:11am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Osashalom:Develop some tough skin boy, nobody like the truth. Imagine the level of names they called Jesus when he said He is the son of God They called him mad man and blasphemy That is the same thing you and others will call me for saying the truth. No be today If they can insult,flog and torture Jesus for saying the bitter truth Then who am I to complain when a brainwashed sheep calls me highly ignorant As in who am I?? Jesus was called worse names than you are calling me. So guy continue wallowing in your pastor's ignorance and keep wondering why you are the most religious country but still live like you are in hellfire 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 7:15am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Nairalander248:Boy you still never get sense at your age Which curse?? Una mumu dey amaze me The more I understand how guilable you guys are. The more I'm determined to start church business. I swear to God I go make money 1 Like |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by dkidd: 7:29am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:I'm not against u chopping their money but do u really know why ur people are making those contributions? Do u know if it's a vow they made with God and are keeping their own end since they have gotten what was asked? Like I said earlier just continue. When the money go begin ask u questions in future I hope u will be able to defend urself that's if u will even know it's happening when it does. Some people dey take hand invite problems and when e mature later they will never know it's origin because they probably trivialized it and considered it of no importance or meaning. Enjoy ur monthly $200 bro 3 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by MidasTouch15: 7:31am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Bro be careful. That's all I can say. Be careful. I was once like you. If a money is meant for something, use it for that purpose. If it's not for you, if it is not your sweat, there are consequences. Not immediate, but severe . Be careful 4 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by siofra(f): 7:34am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Jesus did not come to abolish the law. He came to fulfill it. Matthew 5:17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.” If Jesus is against offerings, why did he applaud the widow who gave all her money in the temple 2 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Nairalander248: 7:34am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: When you are sha confessing, use this thread |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by brain54(m): 7:43am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Nairalander248:After eating sour grapes… they think they have gotten away with it. Because they don’t face the consequences. …then the future unborn generation’s teeth becomes set on titters. Mumu is even proud of himself. What a shame! 3 Likes |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by IVORY2009(m): 7:56am On Oct 26, 2023 |
| Re: Church Is For Stupid People by splendournoni: 8:24am On Oct 26, 2023 |
All I see is poverty and seeking for attention... our religion is not like Islam that u fight for ur god and everything... if you believe in it leave it, and you people posting things like this are the real broke dudes and they don't even help or give in church 1 Like |
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