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The 8 Arms Of Octopi And A Man's Penis: The Correlation by chariisGRACE(m): 10:22am On Oct 28, 2023
It is a widely known fact that, all 8 arms of an octopus 🐙 has a mini-brain that controls it independently. However, the central brain in its big head still controls them centrally.

What am I trying to say?

With the facts above, and in comparison with a man's penis, there is no difference.

Despite the fact that, a man has a big brain that 'controls' the workings of his body, the mini-brain of his penis always sees itself as an adult that doesn't want to be spoon-fed by his mother, hence, it gets erect and flaccid at will.

Every man has experienced the torment of his penis.

What separates every man in this case is that, while some engage their central brain, others refused to engage their central brain and hence, they are led by the small brain of the penis to do heinous things like r*pe, making reputation-damaging promises to a woman, etc.

Need I say the countless careers and dreams that have been shattered by men who were led by their penis?

Don't be led, bro. Lead.

Fpmod

Re: The 8 Arms Of Octopi And A Man's Penis: The Correlation by Zxcvbnmghtr: 10:35am On Oct 28, 2023
If not for ........ cry. There is nothing beautiful about the male Pen!s. It irritates me at most times and looks very disgusting. cry

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