Today at work, i've been waiting for customers to come but when i look left and right. I don't see any.

Then all of a sudden; the first customer came. Not a real customer oh :-o . It was HUNGER!

I stood up from my wooden stool, and went to mama nkiru so i can get food to settle my hunger.

"tinyeru mu nni nowww!" was what everyone was shouting, which means "put food for me nowww!".

I jejely bought beans and kunu, then headed to my shop.

After eating up the beans and drinking the kunu. I saw a shadow coming inside my shop.

I lifted up my head and behold, it was a customer.

"what do you want to buy sir". I immediately shouted.

"do you have 16 boris"? He asked. "yes sir"? I answered.

As i went into the shop to bring the goods. "here it is sir". I streched to give the man the goods. The next thing i heard was. Puuuuuu!!. A sound of fart from my ny*nsh.

The customer held his nose and fainted.

My boss,seeing what happened. Rushed inside. He just said "wha....." then held his nose and fainted.

Those two things you ate are some of the materials they use in making bombs , adding eggs to them will complete an atomic bomb . How will you eat such combination and not expect an explosion