She: babe,
Me: yes, sweetie
She: can you be strange to me, for one week?
Me: (perplexed) how?, what do you mean?
She: i mean, i want us to feign a false breakup for a week.
Me: why?
She: nothing babe, just that guy i told you about that says he has a crush on me.
Me: (unperturbed) yeah, so??.
She: he said, he wants to buy me a phone and date me. The problem is that he says that i was already in a relationship. I really wanna get this phone from this maga o!
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Me: (in my mind) Damn you woman !.
i knew that i was broke but, why did you had to rub it in damn you.
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The above scenerio is not a cut from a telemundo series but rather are convo between i and my then girlfriend.
She had lost her phone a week before, so i gave her a spare android phone(samsung j5) of mine i had, so she can still be on. Only for her to come out of the blue with that 'knucklesandwich' damn ! That hurts.
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.which begs the question,
"have you ever been shocked by an undeserving attitude from someone you loved"?

Damn! didnt know how, but somehow that girl kinda managed to flip a damn switch in me. Unknown to her,she subconsiously activated "grind mode" in me. Damn you woman lol.
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Ps...> this all happened way back though.

I don't remember any so I don't think I have been shocked by a loved one before.




Na me don shock two of my ex before, but that's a story for another day.

All these women shock stories dey taya person na....

Be like say una get extra food for house.

Bahamas95:
I don't remember any so I don't think I have been shocked by a loved one before.




Na me don shock two of my ex before, but that's a story for another day.

lol, hope say you no leave them for alter japa.

luminouz:
All these women shock stories dey taya person na....

Be like say una get extra food for house.

Some cant get enough it, if not we wont be seeing threads like, " my girlfriend of three months just cheated on me, what should i do"?
Lol.

codedgalaxy:
lol, hope say you no leave them for alter japa.

No, but they tried to deceive me into it but I outsmarted them.



Even my ancestors nor go forgive me if I allow woman carry me go where I nor know.

Yes, many times.

Whether you feign the breakup or not, she don breakup already. Sorry bro

Eazie351:
Whether you feign the breakup or not, she don breakup already. Sorry bro

Aswear man, the moment she said that i just smirked but, deep in me i already gave up on her.

codedgalaxy:

Aswear man, the moment she said that i just smirked but, deep in me i already gave up on her.

What later happened

Relationship nowadays mannnn.. the more you look the less you see... Really not for the faint hearted.

It's well

Mantul:


What later happened

I gave her the break she wanted but, a long lasting one. Just stopped calling her, and like every nigerian relationship where the male stopped beign active, the relationship dies a natural death.

Eazie351:
Whether you feign the breakup or not, she don breakup already. Sorry bro

you are right, she just wanted his "subscription package" in her life to continue so that she can collect from both of them from time to time