#Truthteller

WIKE & GBAJABIAMILA
ASO ROCK HOAX
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Correcting The Lies, Comic Version:

Nyesom Wike in his braggadocio, has lied to Asiwaju about owning Rivers politics and having the people in his pocket. A lie he expertly sold to everyone in Tinubu's cartel. And backed it up expertly with the heist of 2023 presidential election results.

A picture even Asiwaju now knows is not true, but has decided to play along as a wise man. The knowledge of this lie was the reason Asiwaju was hesitant to offer Wike a ministerial position in his cabinet. Until Wike rolled in the Rivers billions, to bribe the entire Tinubu cartel to help him get a position in the APC's government where he has already started fermenting trouble.

To maintain his superficial god-like persona, and to back up his braggadocio, meant he'll have to maintain his grip on Rivers state treasury, to keep the cash flow that will guarantee the largesse he constantly dishes out amongst the Abuja APC big wigs. And this also meant constant depletion and bleeding of the Rivers state resources. Because, no politician ever spends his own personal looted money. They always ensure they are plugged to a government source, and Wike thought he had done it excellently with Fubara, unknown to him what lies ahead.

Wike's years of commandeering SIM Fubara, has made him to forget that the man (Fubara) which he brought, is an astute accountant. And despite issuing him (Wike) a hint during the electioneering campaign, where he(Fubara) made jokes about lawyers. Saying, he is not like them who only talks, talks & talk again with no result. Wike was to busy to get the message in the gist.

HOW THE COOKIES CRUMBLED!

Five months down the line, Gov Fubara the accountant has realized, that sticking to the Wike's status quo is evil against the generallity of Rivers people. And he may end his four years tenure without having anything to offer Rivers people, if Wike's chokehold on the Rivers treasury remains. Wow!

Not to cause any uproar, Fubara deviced a method to stylishly bypass Oga's monitoring structure. So that he can have his own legacy even if its just a little legacy. So, he decided to work for the people as against Wike's wishes.

Fubara started putting his small small accounting knowledge to work. Shrewd as every accountant should be, he started plotting his own work plan.

First, he tried to revive the Songhai Farm, Buguma Fish-farm, the Abandon hospitals, and some few chinkini chinkini projects. But unbeknownst to him that this will cause crisis in Babylon. Because Oga wouldn't accept such affront.

This culminated into several other battles behind the scene for Fubara, which eventually cascaded to the event of the 29th & 30th of October at the assembly complex. The debacle that later removed the veil from the eyes of Rivers people to see what has been going on in the kitchen.

This includes the world famous all expense paid "Humiliation Trip To Germany", where Oga hired a private jet, flew a delegation of fake Rivers elders to Germany, just to be present when he will insult and warn Fubara to be careful not to tamper with his structure. otherwise he will wip him 24 strokes of the cain like a primary school pupil in the days of old— an embarrassment that made Fubara to threaten to resign, but for Odili"s intervention.

BACK TO THE ASO ROCK MATTER!

The more Wike continues to squeeze Fubara, the more Fubara becomes more aware of his responsibility and mandate to Rivers people, and this went on to the discombobulation of Wike the iron god.

But mind you—Wike still has a lot of Rivers petro dollars in his possession, as it is alleged that he collects over 9billion kpale monthly from the RIRS alone. There is also the 25% he is yet to deny, that he collects from the federal allocation. A heavy pocket that has made even the Aso Rock new rock star I call "Gbajabia-kyari" the presidential gatekeeper to fall in love with him. Gbaja, a man who loves money more than those who invented money.

And Wike knows how to use the name of the villa to manipulate people to get his way, an experience he gained from his days in service to the GEJ's.

But...

The actions of ordinary Fubara has started demystifying Wike in Abuja amongst the big boys. An act that must be dealt with, as it has started exposing his emptiness and frailties.

To massage his ego, and to get his mojo back. Wike has promised to set Fubara as an example. But each plot is hashes, Fubara keeps dodging it with the finesse of a marshal artist to his bafflement Mr Wike.

Even after stripping Fubara of all functionaries of gov't. Cornering all serving LGA chairmen and commissioners from Fubara to his side, Fubara is still quietly going.

This got Wike enraged, and from thense began his collosal errors and crumbling.

THE CRUMBLING OF THE DYNASTY THAT LED TO THE ASO ROCK MEETING

Wike in his brash and erratic manner, without thinking through his actions, has conscripted his spy & ally Mr Tony Okocha, to take over the reins of Rivers APC leadership. So he can be controlling both APC & PDP in the state.

He has further instructed his political stooges and hirelings in the assembly to decamp to APC without thinking,. All in a bid to teach Fubara a lesson without thinking through the consequences such action will have.

Reality finally dawn on him, when the court empowered Rt Hon Edison Ehie as speaker, and without wasting time, the seats of the 27members were declared vacant.

Wike then reached out to his lawyers, a thing he should have done FIRST, and they took him on a constitutional tour, and had a brief stopover at section—109 of the constitution, and there he saw the implications of their defection. It was there his eyes became clearer.

Wike Speaking!

Oh No, Fubara is winning me without shouting. Fubara must never win this battle, no way. This embarrassment is getting deeper and this shit is getting stinkier.

What do I do now to save my face?

Wike again!

Oh yes! I have to decamp to APC now, and take over the leadership there. I think am finally done with this PDP.

But then came Wike's nemesis!

Out of the blue, CRA emerged!

CRA decides to save the day like a superhero. Because, leaving Wike to continue to run amok with our politics, will destroy everything left of our democracy. So men of conscience ought to do something.

Amaechi reached out to Rev Osinbajo for a prophetic meeting, reach out to Akpabio Ekpankuko meeting. He met with Akpabio who was already worried about Wike's decision to join the APC, because he knows with Wike in APC, the days for his position as leader of the party in the south south was numbered. Fayemi joined the wagon, and together they visited the presidency to pledge their support, and to recover the leadership of the party at their various states.

And yes! This shit was getting serious for Wike, because with CRA hinting at a come back to APC, it means there is absolutely no place for Wike in the APC..

The situation was getting more dicey for him. Because, on his instruction 27 assembly members have lost their seats at the assembly. Even though he claims he bought them the forms and paid for their elections including the air they breathe. But how was he going to deal with such sticky situation now, since he can no longer go to join them in the APC?

He couldn't open up to them about the true situation of things. So he was busy, desperately looking for options, but no viable one was coming through. The NASS members were also looking at him with a bombastic side-eye, to see how he's going to work out any suitable solution, because some of them like Sen Barry Mpigi is said to have already written his resignation letter from the PDP, and was just waiting for a signals from Wike.

First, Wike fixed his decamp date for Friday 15th, but his liver failed him when the thought of CRA hinted return hits him. So he cancelled it.

He fixed the defection again for Sunday 17th, but Sunday came in too fast so Oga no fit decamp. Meanwhile, the former assembly members have now join the amnesty boys to become ex-agitators. And some of them have threatened to return back to Gov Fubara soon, should he not join them in the cancer party, because they don't want to be like a sheep without shepherd in the APC.

So what do I do now? Wike lament! How can I get out of this?

Oh yeah, in his mind!

Gbajabia-kyari is a sure plug to help.

If I go to his office to sing him a little song like "on ya mandate Jagaban x2" and cook him another okra soup, maybe he can help me save my face.

And Wike knows that Gov SIM Fubara is a very obedient boy. If he uses the Villa as venue, and the President's name to organize a little okwe, Gov Fubara must listen. but his problem was how to make it look more real.

Wike was all over Gbaja, who was hesitant at first, but of course, who doesn't like the Petro dollar that Wike brings?

Gbaja latter obliged, and reached out to the president, begged him to please meet with Wike and Fubara once again, talk to both of them like a father before they will tear their shirts in public. But all of these was in the scheme.

Baba accepted, not knowing the actual plan. Meanwhile, Gbaja has also spoken to Nuhu, begged him to be present and play along just to help a friend.

Monday came and they all arrived Aso Rock.

They made Fubara to agree that the outcome of the meeting was to remain a top secret. And the outcome was never to be divulged to the media, that doing the contrary will cause WW4, Whereas, they had perfected their plans to feed the lies to their propagandist to blow it up in the media, to make it look like they are in charge and the President has given an order, just to deceive Wike's gullible Rivers followers.

The meeting ensued as scheduled, and our baba the President gave his fatherly advice and sued for peace as expected, he then left the meeting hall to have some little adult discussion with Sir Dr Peter Odili on the side.

And that's when Gbajabia-kyari brought out the already prepared vague Resolution, claiming it was the president's directives.

Thankfully, Gov Fubara smiled at it. And respectful said he cannot sign such suicide note. Not now and not later, because Rivers people (Not Him) at all levels will resist it. Therefore, he was not in for it.

Gov Fubara left with his team, only for the purveyors of anti-democracy and aberrants of rule of law to go back to orchestrate their devices.

They immediately use the attendance register, where the meeting attendees had signed their signatures, crop it and paste it to the hogwash call resolution which they had prepared, gave it to their media machine to broadcast and started feeling fly that they had won the fight. Very laughable.

Of course Gov Fubara played along, not speaking to the media even though he vehemently rejected their proposition in its entirety.

THE TRUTH AGAINST THE LIES:

The truth of the Aso Rock hoax is that, Wike use Gbajabiamila to deceive the President, and used the presence of the President to deceive the public with a fake and unauthentic document. Gbajabiamila did this just to help Wike his collaborator and partner, to save his shame of losing out completely to an ordinary Gov Fubara. A lie that cannot be sustained.

Rivers state Governor, Sir Siminalayi Fubara never signed any Resolution as purported by Wike and his co-travellers, and in due course, the governor will speak. Although I know, that Wike is trying at all cost to bend the hands of natural justice, which he (Wike) has violated severally to the point it has come back to hunt him now.

I also believe, that the president will speak up in due time, to address the actions of those who are throwing mud on his name. Because, the public humiliation and media backlash on the president from this singular action, has refreshed the memory of the public again, back to the certificate forgery and identity theft that surrounded his name during his legal battle for his election.

For now.

Rivers people must disregard the lies, focus on supporting the governor to help him actualize his mission and mandate to Rivers people.

We must entertain no distractions, and no going back on the agenda of the governor which must be actualized.

Peeping in from Aso Rock window.
My pepol How una dey?

Na so de matter jus be, & na de truth be dat...

Uibvmfjgjjvuybhng

Nawah oooo things dey occur

Nyezom Wike the wicked one is giving idiots and nincompoops sleepless nights

Beer parlour nonsense

Very sweet best seller script.

Vivid imagination 😏

Makavelli001:



Thankfully, Gov Fubara smiled at it. And respectful said he cannot sign such suicide note. Not now and not later, because Rivers people (Not Him) at all levels will resist it. Therefore, he was not in for it.

Gov Fubara left with his team, only for the purveyors of anti-democracy and aberrants of rule of law to go back to orchestrate their devices.

They immediately use the attendance register, where the meeting attendees had signed their signatures, crop it and paste it to the hogwash call resolution which they had prepared, gave it to their media machine to broadcast and started feeling fly that they had won the fight. Very laughable.

Of course Gov Fubara played along, not speaking to the media even though he vehemently rejected their proposition in its entirety.

THE TRUTH AGAINST THE LIES:

The truth of the Aso Rock hoax is that, Wike use Gbajabiamila to deceive the President, and used the presence of the President to deceive the public with a fake and unauthentic document. Gbajabiamila did this just to help Wike his collaborator and partner, to save his shame of losing out completely to an ordinary Gov Fubara. A lie that cannot be sustained.

Rivers state Governor, Sir Siminalayi Fubara never signed any Resolution as purported by Wike and his co-travellers, and in due course, the governor will speak. Although I know, that Wike is trying at all cost to bend the hands of natural justice, which he (Wike) has violated severally to the point it has come back to hunt him now.

I also believe, that the president will speak up in due time, to address the actions of those who are throwing mud on his name. Because, the public humiliation and media backlash on the president from this singular action, has refreshed the memory of the public again, back to the certificate forgery and identity theft that surrounded his name during his legal battle for his election.

The Rivers State commissioner of information said in an interview that he was present when fubara signed the paper. This your epistle is a daydream

Joblessness at it's peak.
2023 presidential election in Rivers state really pained this guys, they won't forget it in a hurry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wike's fall is very close

ZaRuleOfLaw:


The Rivers State commissioner of information said in an interview that he was present when fubara signed the paper. This your epistle is a daydream

He's a Wike's man.
Wike appointed all of them for Fubara
.

Trash post. You must be jobless.

Shei when dey track you down, and sue you, shei you can defend yourself?

Wishing fantasies to be true.

Another tale from people without the requisite knowledge of Rivers State politics. Won't be the last.

Makavelli001:
#Truthteller

WIKE & GBAJABIAMILA
ASO ROCK HOAX
-----------------------

Correcting The Lies, Comic Version:

Nyesom Wike in his braggadocio, has lied to Asiwaju about owning Rivers politics and having the people in his pocket. A lie he expertly sold to everyone in Tinubu's cartel. And backed it up expertly with the heist of 2023 presidential election results.

A picture even Asiwaju now knows is not true, but has decided to play along as a wise man. The knowledge of this lie was the reason Asiwaju was hesitant to offer Wike a ministerial position in his cabinet. Until Wike rolled in the Rivers billions, to bribe the entire Tinubu cartel to help him get a position in the APC's government where he has already started fermenting trouble.

To maintain his superficial god-like persona, and to back up his braggadocio, meant he'll have to maintain his grip on Rivers state treasury, to keep the cash flow that will guarantee the largesse he constantly dishes out amongst the Abuja APC big wigs. And this also meant constant depletion and bleeding of the Rivers state resources. Because, no politician ever spends his own personal looted money. They always ensure they are plugged to a government source, and Wike thought he had done it excellently with Fubara, unknown to him what lies ahead.

Wike's years of commandeering SIM Fubara, has made him to forget that the man (Fubara) which he brought, is an astute accountant. And despite issuing him (Wike) a hint during the electioneering campaign, where he(Fubara) made jokes about lawyers. Saying, he is not like them who only talks, talks & talk again with no result. Wike was to busy to get the message in the gist.

HOW THE COOKIES CRUMBLED!

Five months down the line, Gov Fubara the accountant has realized, that sticking to the Wike's status quo is evil against the generallity of Rivers people. And he may end his four years tenure without having anything to offer Rivers people, if Wike's chokehold on the Rivers treasury remains. Wow!

Not to cause any uproar, Fubara deviced a method to stylishly bypass Oga's monitoring structure. So that he can have his own legacy even if its just a little legacy. So, he decided to work for the people as against Wike's wishes.

Fubara started putting his small small accounting knowledge to work. Shrewd as every accountant should be, he started plotting his own work plan.

First, he tried to revive the Songhai Farm, Buguma Fish-farm, the Abandon hospitals, and some few chinkini chinkini projects. But unbeknownst to him that this will cause crisis in Babylon. Because Oga wouldn't accept such affront.

This culminated into several other battles behind the scene for Fubara, which eventually cascaded to the event of the 29th & 30th of October at the assembly complex. The debacle that later removed the veil from the eyes of Rivers people to see what has been going on in the kitchen.

This includes the world famous all expense paid "Humiliation Trip To Germany", where Oga hired a private jet, flew a delegation of fake Rivers elders to Germany, just to be present when he will insult and warn Fubara to be careful not to tamper with his structure. otherwise he will wip him 24 strokes of the cain like a primary school pupil in the days of old— an embarrassment that made Fubara to threaten to resign, but for Odili"s intervention.

BACK TO THE ASO ROCK MATTER!

The more Wike continues to squeeze Fubara, the more Fubara becomes more aware of his responsibility and mandate to Rivers people, and this went on to the discombobulation of Wike the iron god.

But mind you—Wike still has a lot of Rivers petro dollars in his possession, as it is alleged that he collects over 9billion kpale monthly from the RIRS alone. There is also the 25% he is yet to deny, that he collects from the federal allocation. A heavy pocket that has made even the Aso Rock new rock star I call "Gbajabia-kyari" the presidential gatekeeper to fall in love with him. Gbaja, a man who loves money more than those who invented money.

And Wike knows how to use the name of the villa to manipulate people to get his way, an experience he gained from his days in service to the GEJ's.

But...

The actions of ordinary Fubara has started demystifying Wike in Abuja amongst the big boys. An act that must be dealt with, as it has started exposing his emptiness and frailties.

To massage his ego, and to get his mojo back. Wike has promised to set Fubara as an example. But each plot is hashes, Fubara keeps dodging it with the finesse of a marshal artist to his bafflement Mr Wike.

Even after stripping Fubara of all functionaries of gov't. Cornering all serving LGA chairmen and commissioners from Fubara to his side, Fubara is still quietly going.

This got Wike enraged, and from thense began his collosal errors and crumbling.

THE CRUMBLING OF THE DYNASTY THAT LED TO THE ASO ROCK MEETING

Wike in his brash and erratic manner, without thinking through his actions, has conscripted his spy & ally Mr Tony Okocha, to take over the reins of Rivers APC leadership. So he can be controlling both APC & PDP in the state.

He has further instructed his political stooges and hirelings in the assembly to decamp to APC without thinking,. All in a bid to teach Fubara a lesson without thinking through the consequences such action will have.

Reality finally dawn on him, when the court empowered Rt Hon Edison Ehie as speaker, and without wasting time, the seats of the 27members were declared vacant.

Wike then reached out to his lawyers, a thing he should have done FIRST, and they took him on a constitutional tour, and had a brief stopover at section—109 of the constitution, and there he saw the implications of their defection. It was there his eyes became clearer.

Wike Speaking!

Oh No, Fubara is winning me without shouting. Fubara must never win this battle, no way. This embarrassment is getting deeper and this shit is getting stinkier.

What do I do now to save my face?

Wike again!

Oh yes! I have to decamp to APC now, and take over the leadership there. I think am finally done with this PDP.

But then came Wike's nemesis!

Out of the blue, CRA emerged!

CRA decides to save the day like a superhero. Because, leaving Wike to continue to run amok with our politics, will destroy everything left of our democracy. So men of conscience ought to do something.

Amaechi reached out to Rev Osinbajo for a prophetic meeting, reach out to Akpabio Ekpankuko meeting. He met with Akpabio who was already worried about Wike's decision to join the APC, because he knows with Wike in APC, the days for his position as leader of the party in the south south was numbered. Fayemi joined the wagon, and together they visited the presidency to pledge their support, and to recover the leadership of the party at their various states.

And yes! This shit was getting serious for Wike, because with CRA hinting at a come back to APC, it means there is absolutely no place for Wike in the APC..

The situation was getting more dicey for him. Because, on his instruction 27 assembly members have lost their seats at the assembly. Even though he claims he bought them the forms and paid for their elections including the air they breathe. But how was he going to deal with such sticky situation now, since he can no longer go to join them in the APC?

He couldn't open up to them about the true situation of things. So he was busy, desperately looking for options, but no viable one was coming through. The NASS members were also looking at him with a bombastic side-eye, to see how he's going to work out any suitable solution, because some of them like Sen Barry Mpigi is said to have already written his resignation letter from the PDP, and was just waiting for a signals from Wike.

First, Wike fixed his decamp date for Friday 15th, but his liver failed him when the thought of CRA hinted return hits him. So he cancelled it.

He fixed the defection again for Sunday 17th, but Sunday came in too fast so Oga no fit decamp. Meanwhile, the former assembly members have now join the amnesty boys to become ex-agitators. And some of them have threatened to return back to Gov Fubara soon, should he not join them in the cancer party, because they don't want to be like a sheep without shepherd in the APC.

So what do I do now? Wike lament! How can I get out of this?

Oh yeah, in his mind!

Gbajabia-kyari is a sure plug to help.

If I go to his office to sing him a little song like "on ya mandate Jagaban x2" and cook him another okra soup, maybe he can help me save my face.

And Wike knows that Gov SIM Fubara is a very obedient boy. If he uses the Villa as venue, and the President's name to organize a little okwe, Gov Fubara must listen. but his problem was how to make it look more real.

Wike was all over Gbaja, who was hesitant at first, but of course, who doesn't like the Petro dollar that Wike brings?

Gbaja latter obliged, and reached out to the president, begged him to please meet with Wike and Fubara once again, talk to both of them like a father before they will tear their shirts in public. But all of these was in the scheme.

Baba accepted, not knowing the actual plan. Meanwhile, Gbaja has also spoken to Nuhu, begged him to be present and play along just to help a friend.

Monday came and they all arrived Aso Rock.

They made Fubara to agree that the outcome of the meeting was to remain a top secret. And the outcome was never to be divulged to the media, that doing the contrary will cause WW4, Whereas, they had perfected their plans to feed the lies to their propagandist to blow it up in the media, to make it look like they are in charge and the President has given an order, just to deceive Wike's gullible Rivers followers.

The meeting ensued as scheduled, and our baba the President gave his fatherly advice and sued for peace as expected, he then left the meeting hall to have some little adult discussion with Sir Dr Peter Odili on the side.

And that's when Gbajabia-kyari brought out the already prepared vague Resolution, claiming it was the president's directives.

Thankfully, Gov Fubara smiled at it. And respectful said he cannot sign such suicide note. Not now and not later, because Rivers people (Not Him) at all levels will resist it. Therefore, he was not in for it.

Gov Fubara left with his team, only for the purveyors of anti-democracy and aberrants of rule of law to go back to orchestrate their devices.

They immediately use the attendance register, where the meeting attendees had signed their signatures, crop it and paste it to the hogwash call resolution which they had prepared, gave it to their media machine to broadcast and started feeling fly that they had won the fight. Very laughable.

Of course Gov Fubara played along, not speaking to the media even though he vehemently rejected their proposition in its entirety.

THE TRUTH AGAINST THE LIES:

The truth of the Aso Rock hoax is that, Wike use Gbajabiamila to deceive the President, and used the presence of the President to deceive the public with a fake and unauthentic document. Gbajabiamila did this just to help Wike his collaborator and partner, to save his shame of losing out completely to an ordinary Gov Fubara. A lie that cannot be sustained.

Rivers state Governor, Sir Siminalayi Fubara never signed any Resolution as purported by Wike and his co-travellers, and in due course, the governor will speak. Although I know, that Wike is trying at all cost to bend the hands of natural justice, which he (Wike) has violated severally to the point it has come back to hunt him now.

I also believe, that the president will speak up in due time, to address the actions of those who are throwing mud on his name. Because, the public humiliation and media backlash on the president from this singular action, has refreshed the memory of the public again, back to the certificate forgery and identity theft that surrounded his name during his legal battle for his election.

For now.

Rivers people must disregard the lies, focus on supporting the governor to help him actualize his mission and mandate to Rivers people.

We must entertain no distractions, and no going back on the agenda of the governor which must be actualized.

Peeping in from Aso Rock window.
My pepol How una dey?

Na so de matter jus be, & na de truth be dat...

Hahahaha beer parlour nonsense.

You deserve a plot twisting award.

Very long and full of rubbish

Who is CRA OP abeg

Franktom247:
Who is CRA OP abeg

Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi.