Cry me A River...
Cartoon published 05/03/2024



CRY ME A RIVER

The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that States have no authority to remove Donald Trump from the 2024 presidential ballot. Democrats in charge of ballots in Blue States wanted to delete Trump with the thin claim that he was disqualified due to his role in the January 6 Capitol 'insurrection.'

There was no insurrection just as there was no Trump/Russia collusion. The Democrats are desperate to keep Trump from his rightful place as president and will pull any dirty trick to keep Biden in office. When the Democrats media personalities heard of the unanimous, 9-0 ruling in Trump's favour, they went off the rails. We were surprised they didn't accuse the Supreme Court as being compromised by Putin, but they almost went that far.

Keith Olbermann in particular was especially triggered. He called for the Supreme Court to be "dissolved." When someone on 'X,' told him to 'cry more, 9-0'. Olbermann replied, "They aren’t tears, fascist. They’re urine. I'm sure you enjoy being bathed in it." Keith crys pee from his eyeballs? Well, okay.


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The Democrats are constantly calling conservatives names. "Racist!" "Bigot!" "Fascist!" "Sexist!" "Anti-Semitic!" Jake Tapper uses the latter a lot., but he flubbed up when describing Trump after the ruling. He said Trump was in charge of "the erection." He meant to say insurrection perhaps…but maybe it was a Freudian slip on his part.

Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold reacted to the ruling by saying, "My larger reaction is disappointment. I do believe that States should be able under our Constitution to bar oath-breaking insurrectionists." The problem is there was no insurrection and Trump was never convicted of running it. Griswold and her comrades in other Blue States simply reacted based on their Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Other media talking heads also denounced the Supreme Court. Rachel Maddow and Morning Joe behaved like spoiled brats who didn't get their way. It's almost as if they’re willing to destroy the third branch of democracy to protect their gaslighting about Trump.

Representative Jamie Raskin often wears silly doo rags and he wants to undermine our democracy, er, The Supreme Court, by crafting a bill that reverses their unanimous decision. He wants Trump off ballots to protect democracy by preventing voters from having a choice. What a farce.

Meanwhile, Trump is enjoying riding on their river of tears.

— Ben Garrison

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