Tom is applying for a job as a
signalman for the local railroad
and is told to meet the inspector
at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give
Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What
would you do if you realized that
two trains were heading
towards each other on the same
track?”
Tom says: “I would switch one
train to another track.”
“What if the lever broke?” asks
the inspector.
“Then I’d run down to the tracks
and use the manual lever down
there”, answers Tom.
“What if that had been struck by
lightning?” challenges the
inspector.
“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run
back up here and use the phone
to call the next signal box.”
“What if the phone was busy?”
“In that case,” Tom argued, “I’d
run to the street level and use the
public phone near the station”.
“What if that had been
vandalized?”
“Oh well,” said Tom, “in that case
I would run into town and get
my Uncle Leo”.
This puzzled the inspector, so he
asked, “Why would you do that?”
“Because he’s never seen a train
crash.”

I like the dry joke

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