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How Late Gen. Sani Abacha Planned To Build A Rocket and Travel to The Sun. by Torch1(m): 2:30pm On Nov 07, 2011
General Sani Abacha of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting informed his ministers that president Jerry Rawlings of Ghana built a space shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. Gen. Abacha then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun.  In fear, Abacha's ministers replied, "But General, how can we travel to the sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat".     "You fools!" shouted Abacha, Of course we will melt. Don't you think i know that? That is why we will build the rocket and travel to the sun at night so that we won't melt,

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